The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[echo74 she/her]

Just now, Vyzkel said:

Easier to run from, you just have to get on a tall enough edge.

gotta be slippery too

apparently turtles can climb

maybe just get a sloth instead? it would be so unmotivated to find you that you'd probably js be chilling your whole life

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

You can try if you'd like

Try what?

*innocence*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Try what?

*innocence*

mhm

you just do that

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2 minutes ago, echo74 said:

gotta be slippery too

apparently turtles can climb

maybe just get a sloth instead? it would be so unmotivated to find you that you'd probably js be chilling your whole life

But the problem entails that it would be set on chasing me.

also

TURTLES CAN CLIMB?!?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

mhm

you just do that

*innocence*

I'm hungry grr 

but I had dinner like an hour ago OH GOSH ITS BEEN AN HOUR 

AUGH 

1 minute ago, Vyzkel said:

But the problem entails that it would be set on chasing me.

also

TURTLES CAN CLIMB?!?

Put a pot over it 

problem solved 

what are we talking about?

[echo74 she/her]

1 minute ago, Vyzkel said:

But the problem entails that it would be set on chasing me.

also

TURTLES CAN CLIMB?!?

hmm true

maybe the snail is the best way to go

or find something thats really really slow

do coral polyps count?

imagine an immortal coral polyp dead set on chasing you

I LOOKED IT UP AND THEY CAN

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

*innocence*

I'm hungry grr 

but I had dinner like an hour ago OH GOSH ITS BEEN AN HOUR 

AUGH 

Put a pot over it 

problem solved 

what are we talking about?

The immortal snail problem but with a turtle, and I feel like the turtle will eventually get out of the pot.

1 minute ago, echo74 said:

hmm true

maybe the snail is the best way to go

or find something thats really really slow

do coral polyps count?

imagine an immortal coral polyp dead set on chasing you

I LOOKED IT UP AND THEY CAN

No freaking way

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Vyzkel said:

The immortal snail problem but with a turtle, and I feel like the turtle will eventually get out of the pot.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

THIS THING

I DO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!

Just flip the turtle over on its back. Problem solved.

[echo74 she/her]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

THIS THING

I DO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!

Just flip the turtle over on its back. Problem solved.

maybe get a friend to do it for you

if it touches you, you die, right?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

THIS THING

I DO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!

Just flip the turtle over on its back. Problem solved.

But you can’t touch the turtle without dying. 

WAIT

TONGS

Just now, echo74 said:

maybe get a friend to do it for you

if it touches you, you die, right?

Exactly

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, echo74 said:

maybe get a friend to do it for you

if it touches you, you die, right?

1 minute ago, Vyzkel said:

But you can’t touch the turtle without dying. 

WAIT

TONGS

Exactly

Precisely!

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

13 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

The immortal snail problem but with a turtle, and I feel like the turtle will eventually get out of the pot.

No freaking way

Glue it down and always carry a spare pot. 

11 minutes ago, echo74 said:

maybe get a friend to do it for you

if it touches you, you die, right?

Shovel! 

also turtles can book when they want to........... look up a turtle running. I wouldn't want that chasing me. 

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

15 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*runs away*

*runs back*

*steals Haly*

*runs away again*

As in you usually find this site annoying, or you usually find other sites annoying?

As in people on most sites find me to be annoying, so I've been trying to be less annoying.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

2 hours ago, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

As in people on most sites find me to be annoying, so I've been trying to be less annoying.

2 hour win is unacceptable!!

also I’m probably more annoying than you

Edited January 9, 2025 by Souls

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

Just now, Souls said:

2 hour win is unacceptable!!

also I’m probably more annoying than you

You said your name was Dave? Good.

YOU WISH, DAVE!

[Cookie Spren]

Good morning my friends and fellows of the shard. May your day be delectable and quite utterly scrumptious.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

14 minutes ago, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

You said your name was Dave? Good.

YOU WISH, DAVE!

NO, YOU WISH, uhh… JEFF!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 hours ago, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

As in people on most sites find me to be annoying, so I've been trying to be less annoying.

Honestly I don't see it

17 minutes ago, Souls said:

2 hour win is unacceptable!!

also I’m probably more annoying than you

*no comment*

13 minutes ago, The Sly Cookie said:

Good morning my friends and fellows of the shard. May your day be delectable and quite utterly scrumptious.

Ah, thank you, my friend. I plan on making my day quite delectable and scrumptious.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

14 minutes ago, The Sly Cookie said:

Good morning my friends and fellows of the shard. May your day be delectable and quite utterly scrumptious.

Thank you, and may yours be unbelievably delicious.

[Wierdo he/him]

15 minutes ago, The Sly Cookie said:

Good morning my friends and fellows of the shard. May your day be delectable and quite utterly scrumptious.

Why thank you, I would like to hope the same for you as well

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Honestly I don't see it

*no comment*

Ah, thank you, my friend. I plan on making my day quite delectable and scrumptious.

Thank you

[Cookie Spren]

I'm gonna eat a bomb.

Spoiler

A sugar bomb

 

Edited January 9, 2025 by The Sly Cookie

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Just now, The Sly Cookie said:

I'm gonna eat a bomb.

*joins*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, The Sly Cookie said:

I'm gonna eat a bomb.

  Hide contents

A sugar bomb

 

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Cookie Spren]

Just now, Souls said:

*joins*

I edited the post.