The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

... *rereads post* oh dear...

So now we find out if I’m a cannibal.

Oh but I’m a bird! Right. And bird eating wizard isn’t cannibalism. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Vyzkel said:

Heh, nice  

Vyz just accepts all the crazy now

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

So now we find out if I’m a cannibal.

Oh but I’m a bird! Right. And bird eating wizard isn’t cannibalism. 

Yes, just horrifying.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

Vyz just accepts all the crazy now

Nah I just think that’s clever.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

Nah I just think that’s clever.

Mhm, mhm.

*calls ambulence*

"You guys, Vyz is losing it!"

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Mhm, mhm.

*calls ambulence*

"You guys, Vyz is losing it!"

NO IM NOT

Also why did you put that in quotation marks?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Vyzkel said:

NO IM NOT

Also why did you put that in quotation marks?

Because I wanted to.

*grabs*

*throws into ambulance*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Because I wanted to.

*grabs*

*throws into ambulance*

DONT TOUCH MY FATHWR, MOTHER. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Because I wanted to.

*grabs*

*throws into ambulance*

*sigh*

fine

…

ya know, I got run over by one of these one time.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Vyzkel said:

*sigh*

fine

…

ya know, I got run over by one of these one time.

OOOH TEL FATHER TELL

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

DONT TOUCH MY FATHWR, MOTHER. 

BUT HE'S SICK

3 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

*sigh*

fine

…

ya know, I got run over by one of these one time.

YAY

*drives to hospital*

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

OOOH TEL FATHER TELL

. . . it was probably me, ngl . . .

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

BUT HE'S SICK

YAY

*drives to hospital*

. . . it was probably me, ngl . . .

It was.

4 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

OOOH TEL FATHER TELL

Once upon a time, I tried to get the perfect Sandwich but then I got severely injured and needed to go to the hospital. Sadly, your mother stole of and ran me off a cliff. The end

[TwinStorm He/Him]

39 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

*eats* 

SCUD I FORGOT IM ALLERGIC TO BURRITOS

*dies*

Yeah I’m dead now 

YESSSS

34 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

*whacks the revived Haly with a fish*

YESSSSSSS

GET HER

*throws rock at Haly*

 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

8 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

It was.

Once upon a time, I tried to get the perfect Sandwich but then I got severely injured and needed to go to the hospital. Sadly, your mother stole of and ran me off a cliff. The end

Aww  

5 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

YESSSS

GET HER

*throws rock at Haly*

 

HEY

IM EATING WIZZY. LEAVE ME ALONE

[TwinStorm He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Aww  

HEY

IM EATING WIZZY. LEAVE ME ALONE

NO

DON'T EAT WIZZY

HE'S NICE

I WANT BLOOOOD

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

14 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

It was.

Once upon a time, I tried to get the perfect Sandwich but then I got severely injured and needed to go to the hospital. Sadly, your mother stole of and ran me off a cliff. The end

Lol yeah that was it

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

NO

DON'T EAT WIZZY

HE'S NICE

I WANT BLOOOOD

I ALREADY COOKED HIM. HE DOESNT WANNA GO TO WASTE IM SURE 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

NO

DON'T EAT WIZZY

HE'S NICE

I WANT BLOOOOD

Counterpoint: Wizzy has blood

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Lol yeah that was it

I was gonna add “because you are a bad driver” but decided not to.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

I ALREADY COOKED HIM. HE DOESNT WANNA GO TO WASTE IM SURE 

AH

*uncooks*

1 minute ago, Vyzkel said:

Counterpoint: Wizzy has blood

I was gonna add “because you are a bad driver” but decided not to.

nonononononono

NO.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

AH

*uncooks*

nonononononono

NO.

YOU CANT UNCOOK HIM

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

2 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

YOU CANT UNCOOK HIM

Yeh, I don't think that's how that works...

[Vyzkel He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

YOU CANT UNCOOK HIM

True, that would just make him easier to heat up and eat later. Congratulations, you now have a precooked wizard.

Edited January 6, 2025 by Vyzkel

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

True, that would just make him easier to heat up and eat later. Congratulations, you now have a precooked wizard.

*recooks and continues to eat*

[TwinStorm He/Him]

8 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

YOU CANT UNCOOK HIM

YES I CAN

Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

*recooks and continues to eat*

*turns back time and saves Wizzy*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

6 minutes ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

YES I CAN

*turns back time and saves Wizzy*

NO

STOP

I WANT TO EAT WIZARD IN PEACE 

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SUCH A DELICACY