The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

9 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

"Sugar, Glass" or "sugar glass"?

lol

Um that's fine

Sugar glass! Like the hard sugar candy stuff! 

*makes*

*impatiently waits for candy to cool*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Sugar glass! Like the hard sugar candy stuff! 

*makes*

*impatiently waits for candy to cool*

Lol I know

*waits with you*

*side-hugs*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

Lol I know

*waits with you*

*side-hugs*

Ok that's long enough

*shatters on counter*

*gathers the shards and places them in a bowl for easy consumption*

GASP

WHAT IF I PUT THEM IN ANOTHER CANDY BOWL

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Ok that's long enough

*shatters on counter*

*gathers the shards and places them in a bowl for easy consumption*

GASP

WHAT IF I PUT THEM IN ANOTHER CANDY BOWL

*sigh*

At this point, why don't you just eat the sugar straight-up?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

5 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

*sigh*

At this point, why don't you just eat the sugar straight-up?

CUZ SUGAR IS BORING UNLESS IT'S A BOWL

*makes new sugar bowl and moves all the pieces of the previous bowl*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

8 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

CUZ SUGAR IS BORING UNLESS IT'S A BOWL

*makes new sugar bowl and moves all the pieces of the previous bowl*

*grabs blowtorch*

*begins melting the sugar again*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

*grabs blowtorch*

*begins melting the sugar again*

*sputters*

*sputters more*

STOP THAT

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

*sputters*

*sputters more*

STOP THAT

*melts the rest*

There.

*uses hands to make a sugar tree*

There we go.

*burnt hands*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

5 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

*melts the rest*

There.

*uses hands to make a sugar tree*

There we go.

*burnt hands*

MOTHER 

YOU'VE HURTEN YOURSELF

*kidnaps in ambulance* 

*stops*

*goes back for the sugar tree*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

MOTHER 

YOU'VE HURTEN YOURSELF

*kidnaps in ambulance* 

*stops*

*goes back for the sugar tree*

*is fine now*

I'm fine now

*eats sugar tree*

Edited December 2, 2024 by Ookla the Inconclusive

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

8 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

*is fine now*

I'm fine now

*eats sugar tree*

Are you sure? Positive? 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Are you sure? Positive? 

No.

but uh

No way I can pay that medical bill right now.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

*makes sugar glass into a bowl and tree*
*shatters them*
*grinds them into a fine dust*
POWDERED SUGAR GLASS!

*gives to granddaughter and granddaughter’s mother*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

*makes sugar glass into a bowl and tree*
*shatters them*
*grinds them into a fine dust*
POWDERED SUGAR GLASS!

*gives to granddaughter and granddaughter’s mother*

*makes frosting out of it*

YUM YUM

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

*makes frosting out of it*

YUM YUM

 

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

*makes sugar glass into a bowl and tree*
*shatters them*
*grinds them into a fine dust*
POWDERED SUGAR GLASS!

*gives to granddaughter and granddaughter’s mother*

EYYY ME GUSTA 

*nom nom nom*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

EYYY ME GUSTA 

*nom nom nom*

Awwwww

she likes it

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

8 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

 

EYYY ME GUSTA 

*nom nom nom*

Sí, me gusta también! La azucar es bueno para comer, y es tanto bueno como chocolate! Y me gusta especialmente cuando yo mezclo los dos!

Sorry. My Spanish…

It does stuff sometimes.

Edited December 3, 2024 by Ookla the Dragonslayer

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Sí, me gusta también! La azucar es bueno para comer, y es tanto bueno como chocolate! Y me gusta especialmente cuando yo mezclo los dos!

Sorry. My Spanish…

It does stuff sometimes.

CHOCOLATE ES LA COMIDA MEJOR. 

Es la verdad. Punto. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Sí, me gusta también! La azucar es bueno para comer, y es tanto bueno como chocolate! Y me gusta especialmente cuando yo mezclo los dos!

Sorry. My Spanish…

It does stuff sometimes.

. . . yes it does.

You like chocolate without the sugar? Gross.

 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

11 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

CHOCOLATE ES LA COMIDA MEJOR. 

Es la verdad. Punto. 

Sí! Chocolate es el mejor de todays las comidas! Mi español es un poco extraña en algos tiempos, pero me gusta la idioma!

@Ookla the Inconclusive

ESTE NO ES QUE TE DIJE!

Edited December 3, 2024 by Ookla the Dragonslayer
Stupid autocorrect

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Sí! Chocolate es el major de todays las comidas! Mi español es un poco extraña en algos tiempos, pero me gusta la idioma!

@Ookla the Inconclusive

NO ES QUE TE DIJE!

You said you like it when you put the two together.

So I inferred that you like them separately, as well.

I know that's not what you said, silly.

Just because I'm not good at speaking Spanish doesn't mean I'm bad at reading it.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Sí! Chocolate es el major de todays las comidas! Mi español es un poco extraña en algos tiempos, pero me gusta la idioma!

@Ookla the Inconclusive

ESTE NO ES QUE TE DIJE!

Yo tambiEn...

I forgot the keyboard shortcuts so

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

You said you like it when you put the two together.

So I inferred that you like them separately, as well.

I know that's not what you said, silly.

Just because I'm not good at speaking Spanish doesn't mean I'm bad at reading it.

NO! ESTÁS ESTANDO MUY MALA Y SI NO TERMINAS, ESTARÁ EN MUCHA PELIGRA!

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

NO! ESTÁS ESTANDO MUY MALA Y SI NO TERMINAS, ESTARÁ EN MUCHA PELIGRA!

AY

ELLA ES MI MADRE, CAMELLO IDIOTO

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

NO! ESTÁS ESTANDO MUY MALA Y SI NO TERMINAS, ESTARÁ EN MUCHA PELIGRA!

It's not that hard, and I'm not bad at reading it.

. . .

*spanish or vanish vibes*

Just now, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

AY

ELLA ES MI MADRE, CAMELLO IDIOTO

He is, isn't he.

He's probably using Google Translate instead of actually typing it