The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Turtle373 he/him]

we did get a week off of school because everyone got evacuated because of fire, that was storming scary as heck, but they couldn't  add school days because it was a state emergency.

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

That's... both fun and scary at the same time. 

This year was crazy. We had nine snow days. 

[Lunamor she/her]

29 minutes ago, I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

Too much adventures

Awwwwww, but if we took them away I would misadventures!!!

(Pardon the pun)

Edited May 22, 2019 by Lunamor

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

14 hours ago, Shard of Thought said:

We had so many snow days here that we don't end until June 6th.

Feels bad.

Maybe I'm a little lucky after all. 

Oof. I just saw those of you that have to wait till the 12th and 13th.

Commences to feel even more bad. 

Edited May 22, 2019 by Rosharan A.C.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

And now, for the story of the scraggly dog.

(also, today's my last day of school so *implodes and explodes at the same time from the sheer amount of happiness and freedom*) 

 

There was once an old couple who had an old dog. The dog had lived a very ragged life, and didn't look so nice. He was the scraggliest that you would ever see. His fur was a poop-brown color, matted down in the wrong places, missing in some places all together. He had one eye, half a tail, and five legs. An overwhelming stench lingered around him at all times, and he barked constantly, except that his bark sounded more like a dying man coughing. Needless to say, this dog was incredibly ugly, and it was a wonder the old couple had kept him so long. 

One day, the couple had an idea. "This dog is so scraggly, he must be the scraggliest dog in the county! There must be some sort of contest for this, some way to put the dog to good use." they said to themselves. So, a few days later, with a conveniently timed scraggly dog contest in town, the old couple took their scraggly dog to the contest to see if he could win. At the contest, there were some dogs with no fur at all, oversized dogs, undersized dogs, dogs with patterns in their fur, and everything in between. None, though, were as scraggly as the scraggly dog. When it was the couple's turn to present their dog, the judges were aghast.

"This has got to be the scraggliest dog I've ever seen!" the first judge exclaimed.

"This dog.. it's so scraggly!!" the second judge said.

"First place, hands down!" the third judge cried.

And so, the scraggly dog won the contest. 

 

Please note, that this story is far from over, but will rather be added onto at random intervals of time to add even more suspense!!

 

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

That was a little anticlimactic. 

WHICH i am thankful for because now I get to keep my sanity. But I wasted 17 bucks on a cognitive-safe, so that's nice.

Edited May 22, 2019 by Rosharan A.C.

[Kaladin's successor]

um, as currently the first place winner i hereby announce the competion over.   Basically I won no matter what

[+Doomstick he/him]

*wins*

[Rosharan A.C. he/him]

*pulls a kelsier and disregards laws made by a supreme ruler*

*wins*

[+Doomstick he/him]

*wins*

[Lunamor she/her]

*wins more*

[Turtle373 he/him]

*wins again*

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

*WINS BIG*

 

[+Ark1002]

I WIN

[+Doomstick he/him]

*wins small*

Edited May 22, 2019 by I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Turtle373 he/him]

*wins normal*

[Lunamor she/her]

*wins slightly larger*

[lillylyantha she/her]

Well looky here a small win

[Lunamor she/her]

*wins normally*

[lillylyantha she/her]

Dagnabit

[Lunamor she/her]

Indeed.

[lillylyantha she/her]

Ima win ...now

[Kaladin's successor]

Aye mates wel looky here we gotta competition don' we. Well mister rockbottom hassom skills in competitions 

 

bow dwon to me if ya want 2nd or 3rd mates

[lillylyantha she/her]

Noooo mobile is horrid

Edited May 22, 2019 by Dedspren

[Lunamor she/her]

...

*wins*