The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Hey, y'all. I'm gettin' real close to 3,000 posts. I wanna tell a story. Anyone got anything they want me to tell about or write a poem about?

[Turtle373 he/him]

not at the moment, but if I come up with something I'll let you know

[+Doomstick he/him]

4 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

Hey, y'all. I'm gettin' real close to 3,000 posts. I wanna tell a story. Anyone got anything they want me to tell about or write a poem about?

Write a ketek!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

how’s the “Momentum” drawing going?

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

 

 

 

1 minute ago, I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

how’s the “Momentum” drawing going?

I haven't started it. I'm working on a drawing for someone special...

[+Doomstick he/him]

2 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

I haven't started it. I'm working on a drawing for someone special...

ooooooooooh 

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

7 minutes ago, I am a stick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! said:

ooooooooooh 

It's taken me hours and days (and it's not done) and he looks more attractive on paper than he does in real life. But it's a  really complicated relationship so shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Edited May 6, 2019 by Shard of Thought

[+Doomstick he/him]

Just now, Shard of Thought said:

It's taken me hours and days (and it's not done) and he looks more attractive on paper than he does in real life. But it's a complicated relationship so shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

*shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh’s*

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

DOES ANYONE HAVE AN IDEA FOR ME!?

[+Doomstick he/him]

A ketek!

[+Ark1002]

I WIN Y'ALL ARE LOSERS

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Kay. I'm out of posts and keteks are relatively boring. So I think I'll just tell you a story. (I'm planning on actually writing this as a book one day)

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Crimson. Now, Crimson was the Scarlet Queen's servant. She wasn't terribly high in rank, but she and the queen were close and she was privy to many secrets. The Writer of Prophecies had foretold of a hero who could dethrone the Queen. The Queen knew of this prophecy and captured The Black Knight - an upriser in a nearby town who she was certain must be the prophesied hero. Crimson got the duty of caring for this man and slowly, she came to love him. She decided that she would kill the Queen and take up the throne. And when she was queen, she would release her love. But as the queen choked on her blood, she told Crimson that she had done exactly as was needed. The Prophecy had been darkened. Having learned about the Prophecy, Crimson decided that The Black Knight would never know of his true potential. After ascending to the throne, she made the Knight her servant. 

This is not a happy tale. It does not end well for anyone. Crimson grows prideful and power-hungry, becoming an even more feared ruler than the one before her. The Black Knight slowly begins to realize his true potential and in her fear, Crimson murders him, trapping him inside of a mirror. He comes to her every night in her dreams. He won't let her sleep. And so, she shatters the mirror, cutting his soul's ties to this realm. And the kingdom shook in her anguish. 

As her fury subsides, she takes his blade - Starscraper - and plunges it into the earth, creating a shrine for him. She places his helm atop it and our story comes to a close as the wind takes away her tears.

The End

[+Doomstick he/him]

2 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said:

Kay. I'm out of posts and keteks are relatively boring. So I think I'll just tell you a story. (I'm planning on actually writing this as a book one day)

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Crimson. Now, Crimson was the Scarlet Queen's servant. She wasn't terribly high in rank, but she and the queen were close and she was privy to many secrets. The Writer of Prophecies had foretold of a hero who could dethrone the Queen. The Queen knew of this prophecy and captured The Black Knight - an upriser in a nearby town who she was certain must be the prophesied hero. Crimson got the duty of caring for this man and slowly, she came to love him. She decided that she would kill the Queen and take up the throne. And when she was queen, she would release her love. But as the queen choked on her blood, she told Crimson that she had done exactly as was needed. The Prophecy had been darkened. Having learned about the Prophecy, Crimson decided that The Black Knight would never know of his true potential. After ascending to the throne, she made the Knight her servant. 

This is not a happy tale. It does not end well for anyone. Crimson grows prideful and power-hungry, becoming an even more feared ruler than the one before her. The Black Knight slowly begins to realize his true potential and in her fear, Crimson murders him, trapping him inside of a mirror. He comes to her every night in her dreams. He won't let her sleep. And so, she shatters the mirror, cutting his soul's ties to this realm. And the kingdom shook in her anguish. 

As her fury subsides, she takes his blade - Starscraper - and plunges it into the earth, creating a shrine for him. She places his helm atop it and our story comes to a close as the wind takes away her tears.

The End

the Scarlet Queen, by Butt Venture

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

Actually, I wrote it... Well, Bean gave me the idea, but I wrote it.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

You could write a story about *win*ning!

[Zephrun’s Imperium they/he]

I already posted though. 

[Turtle373 he/him]

I winniw I

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Ising of winning

Wasing of winning

Willing of winning

[Turtle373 he/him]

you could just say I win

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

ising the too of easy

[Turtle373 he/him]

1 minute ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

ising the too of easy

true, but you could always just do something like this

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

WILLING THE SPEAKING OF HIGH IMPERIAL

[+Doomstick he/him]

I win

[Turtle373 he/him]

I WIN, This Hurts my eyes

 

 

Edit: that was just bad

Edited May 7, 2019 by Turtle373

[Lunamor she/her]

Ow.

[Turtle373 he/him]

Wins again