The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Hegethfeth

*shouts from inside stomach*
HEY
WHAT DID I DO!?

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Insatiable said:

owie

*BONKBONKBONK*

1 hour ago, Ookla the Chaotic said:

You people are so violent

Yes

1 hour ago, Ookla the Dokja said:

VIOLENCE

VIOLENCE

VIOLENCE

Ok calm down Xaden

1 hour ago, Ookla the Dokja said:

*is unnomed*

I am the unnomable

*noms @Ookla the Kansan*

:3

*BONK*

[CoderDrag0n8 He/Him]

2 hours ago, Ookla The Fairy said:

Hegethfeth

*shouts from inside stomach*
HEY
WHAT DID I DO!?

i dunno

wanted to nometh someone

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

On 12/1/2025 at 10:05 AM, Ookla the Intelligent said:

@Ookla the Uncreative Name once hid bodies under my bed

(weelll he said so over text)

…sounds like smth I’d say yeah

On 12/1/2025 at 10:37 AM, Ookla the Kansan said:

Hiding a body is too obvious. Burn it and spread the ash across food

Evidence be gone

Well you see

In my friend groups we do a little something called snorting grandma’s ashes

There is so much lore behind it but mostly it boils down to that we were playing a board game where we were mushrooms with magic powers fighting evil fungi in a trench and one of my friends was apparently grandpa now and remembered fighting both world wars

And then the most complicated system of magic, Ashe (I don’t even fully understand it yet and I’m out most advanced player currently) but a different friend said “Grandma’s Ashes?!” when it came up and one thing led to another and it started getting snorted in game so it’s part of the game’s lore now 

So yeah:D

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

26 minutes ago, Ookla the Uncreative Name said:

…sounds like smth I’d say yeah

Well you see

In my friend groups we do a little something called snorting grandma’s ashes

There is so much lore behind it but mostly it boils down to that we were playing a board game where we were mushrooms with magic powers fighting evil fungi in a trench and one of my friends was apparently grandpa now and remembered fighting both world wars

And then the most complicated system of magic, Ashe (I don’t even fully understand it yet and I’m out most advanced player currently) but a different friend said “Grandma’s Ashes?!” when it came up and one thing led to another and it started getting snorted in game so it’s part of the game’s lore now 

So yeah:D

. . . huh

Fun

[Rynturning_Light She/Her]

Who out there has weird vocal stims (cause I just unlocked a new one)

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

HAH

I WON FOR 24 HOURS

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

hehe

2 hours ago, Ookla the Chaotic said:

Who out there has weird vocal stims (cause I just unlocked a new one)

idk

I don't really do those

I don't know why I'm responding to you rn either . . .

*poofs*

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

2 hours ago, Ookla the Chaotic said:

Who out there has weird vocal stims (cause I just unlocked a new one)

Meeeeeeeee!!! What did you unlock???

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Ookla the Knight said:

Meeeeeeeee!!! What did you unlock???

*nom*

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Just now, Ookla the Insatiable said:

*nom*

*Nope card from exploding kittens*

Lol. I typed "ex" and it auto finished exploding

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Ookla the Knight said:

*Nope card from exploding kittens*

Lol. I typed "ex" and it auto finished exploding

*noms card*

>:3

Now what? >:3

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Insatiable said:

*noms card*

>:3

Now what? >:3

*uno reverse card, you nom your self* 

Ha Ha!! 

>:}

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Ookla the Knight said:

*uno reverse card, you nom your self* 

Ha Ha!! 

>:}

. . .

*universe explodes*

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Just now, Ookla the Insatiable said:

. . .

*universe explodes*

Ah. Oops.

*dies in th massive explosion*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Knight said:

Ah. Oops.

*dies in th massive explosion*

*everything ceases to exist*

[Rynturning_Light She/Her]

9 minutes ago, Ookla the Knight said:

Meeeeeeeee!!! What did you unlock???

The word “vuori” because I struggle to pronounce it and therefore must say it over and over again until it sounds right

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Chaotic said:

The word “vuori” because I struggle to pronounce it and therefore must say it over and over again until it sounds right

Oooh, yeah. Fun! 

My current going one is clenching my teeth together and hissing out air.

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Insatiable said:

*everything ceases to exist*

 

 

 

 

[Rynturning_Light She/Her]

6 minutes ago, Ookla the Knight said:

Oooh, yeah. Fun! 

My current going one is clenching my teeth together and hissing out air.

I’ve had one for a while where I got “ba ba ba” whenever I’m doing something suddenly/quickly or like breaking an awkward silence

 

HEY

do yall want to help me with something

Edited December 7, 2025 by Ookla the Chaotic

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

7 hours ago, Ookla the Chaotic said:

I’ve had one for a while where I got “ba ba ba” whenever I’m doing something suddenly/quickly or like breaking an awkward silence

 

HEY

do yall want to help me with something

Entirely depends whether it's legal and whether it's possible long distance, but sure

[Rynturning_Light She/Her]

3 hours ago, Ookla the Perpetually Disc said:

Entirely depends whether it's legal and whether it's possible long distance, but sure

It is entirely legal, my dear friend, and can be done right here on the shard

I just need more interaction on one of my other posts to make sure I can actually write the thing based on it

[CoderDrag0n8 He/Him]

20 hours ago, Ookla the Chaotic said:

Who out there has weird vocal stims (cause I just unlocked a new one)

a what?

[Rynturning_Light She/Her]

11 minutes ago, Ookla the Dokja said:

a what?

Like, little vocal ticks that you do without prompting

Like repeating a word/phrase/noise because you just like saying it?

Idk, the whole point is they kind don’t have an explanation as to why you do them

[CoderDrag0n8 He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Chaotic said:

Like, little vocal ticks that you do without prompting

Like repeating a word/phrase/noise because you just like saying it?

Idk, the whole point is they kind don’t have an explanation as to why you do them

When saying something, i sometimes change my voice like i'm quoting someone, but im not quoting someone

[Rynturning_Light She/Her]

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Dokja said:

When saying something, i sometimes change my voice like i'm quoting someone, but im not quoting someone

I’ll make my voice really high pitched sometimes, when im screwing around with my friends or something

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Oh I know a boy with a squeaky voice

@Ookla the Uncreative Name

ok he's worse than squeaky.