The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[NerdSandwich she/her]

@Ookla the Uncreative Name once hid bodies under my bed

(weelll he said so over text)

Edited December 1, 2025 by Ookla the Intelligent

[Rynturning_Light She/Her]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

*shoves corpse in closet*

Nothing

Hmmmmmmm...

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

@Ookla the Uncreative Name once hid bodies under my bed

(weelll he said so over text)

Did you check?

[NerdSandwich she/her]

no nothing can fit under my bed

yet I checked anyway....

 

[Rynturning_Light She/Her]

People need to get more creative with their body-hiding places

Like, we have large bodies of water and concrete for a reason

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I like your thinking!

[Rynturning_Light She/Her]

Thank you

Most don't, but someone has to be inventive or else society will stall and then where would we be?

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

5 minutes ago, Ookla the Chaotic said:

People need to get more creative with their body-hiding places

Like, we have large bodies of water and concrete for a reason

Hiding a body is too obvious. Burn it and spread the ash across food

Evidence be gone

[Rynturning_Light She/Her]

Just now, Ookla the Kansan said:

Hiding a body is too obvious. Burn it and spread the ash across food

Evidence be gone

True, you've got to be careful where you burn it tho

Burning body smells very noticeable, so its gotta be burned in a secluded place

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Chaotic said:

True, you've got to be careful where you burn it tho

Burning body smells very noticeable, so its gotta be burned in a secluded place

Or burn it in a crematorium

[Rynturning_Light She/Her]

Just now, Ookla the Kansan said:

Or burn it in a crematorium

Do you-

just like-

have access to a crematorium?

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Chaotic said:

Do you-

just like-

have access to a crematorium?

I can gain access pretty easily

[Rynturning_Light She/Her]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

I can gain access pretty easily

Bro what

How does one gain access to a crematorium "pretty easily"

[Keke They/he]

I am under your bed

[NerdSandwich she/her]

no ur not'

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

34 minutes ago, Ookla the Chaotic said:

Bro what

How does one gain access to a crematorium "pretty easily"

I know people

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I don't

[Rynturning_Light She/Her]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

I know people

That just gives me more questions

 

1 minute ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

I don't

You need to expand your connections

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I don't connect-I DeStRoY!

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Chaotic said:

That just gives me more questions

 

You need to expand your connections

Shh

[NerdSandwich she/her]

That is a one word post.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

That is a one word post.

Yes, but it's direct reaction to something

[Rynturning_Light She/Her]

7 minutes ago, Ookla the Kansan said:

Shh

Bros living the "there's always another secret" mentality

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Chaotic said:

Bros living the "there's always another secret" mentality

This is true

[NerdSandwich she/her]

NO IT'S FAKE EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS NOT KNOWN BUT FAKE

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I see your murder posts and raise to you: acid.

NOT THE DRUG, THE DISSOLVING THING