The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[NerdSandwich she/her]

seminary is so early.

[Conure1243 He/Him]

I have gym, and then seminary.

They are my first two classes, therefore both are too early... I think.

[Nathrangking he/him]

Why is Monday?

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

1 hour ago, Nathrangking said:

Why is Monday?

Why is time?

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Why is life?

[strmblsd he/him]

why is a word guys

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

5 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

why is a word guys

Why is why?

[Nathrangking he/him]

Why is why not what?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

11 hours ago, Time said:

*pulls out my 3 story house made of tungsten carbite out of my back pocket*

oop-

6 hours ago, strmblsd said:

early. it too early today. woke up 2.5 hours ago went to gym. too early

ew

too early indeed

 

 

Why is not?

[Shatter He/Him]

... I wake up at 5:25 every morning. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Shatter said:

... I wake up at 5:25 every morning. 

imagine

bleh

[Shatter He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

imagine

bleh

...you do realize you are going to college soon. 

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1 minute ago, Shatter said:

...you do realize you are going to college soon. 

SHSHSSSSSSSSHHHH. DON'T SPREAD NEWS OF SUCH EVIL.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

3 minutes ago, Shatter said:

... I wake up at 5:25 every morning. 

How

I have trouble enough with my 6:20 and that's just some days

I commend your bravery

Edited November 10, 2025 by Just A Silvereye

[Shatter He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

imagine

bleh

1 minute ago, KnightSkye Reforged said:

SHSHSSSSSSSSHHHH. DON'T SPREAD NEWS OF SUCH EVIL.

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

6 minutes ago, Shatter said:

*MANY STABS*

[NerdSandwich she/her]

*more stabbies*

[Shatter He/Him]

*is very stabbied*

[NerdSandwich she/her]

*smiles with satisfaction*

[Shatter He/Him]

Y'know, I just realized that I am the only active Orthodox Jew on the Shard. Do y'all know if there are any active Conservative or Reform Jews on here? Does this mean that I'm the Jewish Ambassador of the Shard.

[Nathrangking he/him]

27 minutes ago, Shatter said:

Y'know, I just realized that I am the only active Orthodox Jew on the Shard. Do y'all know if there are any active Conservative or Reform Jews on here? Does this mean that I'm the Jewish Ambassador of the Shard.

There are more of us. We are legion אחי!!

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I have no clue what that means.

[Nathrangking he/him]

Tis a mystery of mysteries except to those to whom it is known.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 hours ago, Nathrangking said:

Why is why not what?

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

oop-

ew

too early indeed

 

 

Why is not?

Why is why of why in the whyed why?

1 hour ago, Shatter said:

...you do realize you are going to college soon. 

kill with gun

solved college!

1 hour ago, Just A Silvereye said:

How

I have trouble enough with my 6:20 and that's just some days

I commend your bravery

i wake up 6:30

and then sleep in (which is bad i shouldnt be doing that)

[Nathrangking he/him]

When is the why of the wasing