The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Shatter He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Terrisman said:

Wait!! Sew me back up first! 
I can’t do it myself, I can’t see

Your liver'll grow back. 

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

4 minutes ago, The Shattered Cosmere said:

Your liver'll grow back. 

Has Terrisman enough health stored up? 

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

The liver’s important 

[Shatter He/Him]

3 minutes ago, THE DEMON said:

The liver’s important 

It can grow itself back without any help

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Just now, The Shattered Cosmere said:

It can grow itself back without any help

Infinite livers

[Shatter He/Him]

One problem

It gets larger whenever it regrows.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

1 minute ago, The Shattered Cosmere said:

One problem

It gets larger whenever it regrows.

Infinite liver with exponential growth 

[strmblsd he/him]

hi guys. brain dont want run todaay

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

hi guys. brain dont want run todaay

same

[strmblsd he/him]

4 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

same

can i just dissapear for roughly 3 months and have nobody know where i went and be ok

 

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

8 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

hi guys. brain dont want run todaay

 

4 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

same

I’ll take them

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

3 hours ago, Bird Furious said:

Mmmmm is it tho

Uh-

No I meant the ancient king of Persia  

...oops. 

ANYWAY! here you go! That'll be two fake passports, and $3000.

3 hours ago, THE DEMON said:

Are we buying skeletons?

if so ill take 300 skeletons

what type of skeleton?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

TWO PAGES-

ARGH 

Okay

Who died

[Terrisman]

1 hour ago, dezaS said:

Has Terrisman enough health stored up? 

apparently not enough to regrow eyes

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

1 minute ago, KnightSkye said:

...oops. 

ANYWAY! here you go! That'll be two fake passports, and $3000.

what type of skeleton?

Any 

cow

human

Dog 

random bones

So long as I can preform necromancy on it

 

 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

12 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

can i just dissapear for roughly 3 months and have nobody know where i went and be ok

 

No

Nonono don't do that 

4 minutes ago, KnightSkye said:

...oops. 

ANYWAY! here you go! That'll be two fake passports, and $3000.

what type of skeleton?

*hands over*

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

TWO PAGES-

ARGH 

Okay

Who died

wish I did

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

TWO PAGES-

ARGH 

Okay

Who died

No one but I stole @Terrisman’s liver and one kidney

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Just now, THE DEMON said:

Any 

cow

human

Dog 

random bones

So long as I can preform necromancy on it

 

 

Ok. I can give you 300 rat skeletons for $3 each. Also, if your interested, I have a direwolf skeleton, with steel teeth, for a mere $250.

[Terrisman]

1 hour ago, THE DEMON said:

Fine, but I’ll take a kidney then

*sews back up and takes kidney*

*runs*

did you sew me back up BEFORE you took my kidney? how'd that work?

1 minute ago, KnightSkye said:

Ok. I can give you 300 rat skeletons for $3 each. Also, if your interested, I have a direwolf skeleton, with steel teeth, for a mere $250.

Can I get @Through The Living Glass's skeleton?

[strmblsd he/him]

3 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

No

Nonono don't do that 

*hands over*

wish I did

i sorta wish i could. the break it would give me

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

2 minutes ago, KnightSkye said:

Ok. I can give you 300 rat skeletons for $3 each. Also, if your interested, I have a direwolf skeleton, with steel teeth, for a mere $250.

299 rat skeletons and that dire wolf will do

for

$1147

but I only have gold so

have 0.3934 ounces of gold

Just now, Terrisman said:

did you sew me back up BEFORE you took my kidney? how'd that work?

English not englishing today

[Terrisman]

Just now, THE DEMON said:

English not englishing today

try Georgian 

[Shatter He/Him]

6 minutes ago, THE DEMON said:

Any 

cow

human

Dog 

random bones

So long as I can preform necromancy on it

 

 

how about SHARK

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

3 minutes ago, Terrisman said:

try Georgian 

დიახ, ინგლისურზე უკეთ მუშაობს
ხრახნიანი ინგლისური

2 minutes ago, The Shattered Cosmere said:

how about SHARK

Shark don’t got bones

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

7 minutes ago, Terrisman said:

did you sew me back up BEFORE you took my kidney? how'd that work?

Can I get @Through The Living Glass's skeleton?

Talk to her, I already sold her several, so I can't legally take them back.

 

5 minutes ago, THE DEMON said:

299 rat skeletons and that dire wolf will do

for

$1147

but I only have gold so

have 0.3934 ounces of gold

English not englishing today

Sounds good! *hands over bones* anything else?