The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

29 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

 

You’re short. 

If I'm short for the woman's average, then you're short for the men's average.

Assuming you're just over 5'10"

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Arbiter said:

i'm not. I'm actually probably the tallest one here, depending on how tall Glass is

IM TALLER!

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

28 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

If I'm short for the woman's average, then you're short for the men's average.

Assuming you're just over 5'10"

im five foot.

 

rounding up.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Just now, OOKLA_the LIV said:

im five foot.

 

rounding up.

*cough*
short

*cough*

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

Just now, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

*cough*
short

*cough*

WELL IM SMARTER BECAUSE I GET MORE OXYGEN BECAUSE IM CLOSER TOO THE GROUND. REFER TO Kaz´z LIST. 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Just now, OOKLA_the LIV said:

WELL IM SMARTER BECAUSE I GET MORE OXYGEN BECAUSE IM CLOSER TOO THE GROUND. REFER TO Kaz´z LIST. 

WELL I GET TO SEE THE SUN SET LONGER THAN YOU CAN.

IF I CROUCH DOWN AT THE BEGINNING.

[Immortal Platypus]

32 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

If I'm short for the woman's average, then you're short for the men's average.

Assuming you're just over 5'10"

a) i'm not just over 5'10" and b) I didn't say you're short for women's average, I said you're short. there is a difference.

6 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

IM TALLER!

how tall?

Just now, OOKLA_the LIV said:

WELL IM SMARTER BECAUSE I GET MORE OXYGEN BECAUSE IM CLOSER TOO THE GROUND. REFER TO Kaz´z LIST. 

that's... not a thing. please refer to Rock's comments about airsick lowlanders

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Arbiter said:

a) i'm not just over 5'10" and b) I didn't say you're short for women's average, I said you're short. there is a difference.

how tall?

that's... not a thing. please refer to Rock's comments about airsick lowlanders

5 11 and a bit that’s almost like 1/2.

Depending on my mood, I’m sometimes 6 0

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

6 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

5 11 and a bit that’s almost like 1/2.

Depending on my mood, I’m sometimes 6 0

You’re short. 

[Immortal Platypus]

1 minute ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

You’re short. 

*cough*

says the 5'7" person

*cough*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Ookla the Arbiter said:

*cough*

says the 5'7" person

*cough*

Stop speaking. You’re short. 

And I don’t like what you’re saying. 

Scudhead >: (

[Immortal Platypus]

Just now, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Stop speaking. You’re short. 

And I don’t like what you’re saying. 

Scudhead >: (

...

you're lucky it's Thanksgiving and I feel good

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Im still growing! HA!

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

9 minutes ago, Ookla the Arbiter said:

...

you're lucky it's Thanksgiving and I feel good

Hmph. Well, you’re short, so there. 

Do you guys have turkeys for Thanksgiving?

9 minutes ago, Ookla the Doom said:

Im still growing! HA!

Luckyscud. 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

3 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Luckyscud. 

Benefits of being a middle schooler

[Immortal Platypus]

4 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Hmph. Well, you’re short, so there. 

Do you guys have turkeys for Thanksgiving?

Luckyscud. 

yes. yes we do

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Arbiter said:

yes. yes we do

Good. 

“no platypi were harmed in the making of this thanksgiving dinner” 

[Immortal Platypus]

5 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Good. 

“no platypi were harmed in the making of this thanksgiving dinner” 

um... correct

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Arbiter said:

um... correct

As long as you don’t get poisoned, that is. Then we might have a problem. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

41 minutes ago, Ookla the Arbiter said:

a) i'm not just over 5'10" and b) I didn't say you're short for women's average, I said you're short. there is a difference.

49 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Well how tall then?

 

29 minutes ago, Ookla the Doom said:

Im still growing! HA!

Hey me too

[Immortal Platypus]

3 minutes ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

As long as you don’t get poisoned, that is. Then we might have a problem. 

wouldn't have been in the making, so it'd be true

1 minute ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

Well how tall then?

 

Hey me too

~6 foot

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Arbiter said:

~6 foot

*shrug* Eh.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

7 minutes ago, Ookla the Arbiter said:

wouldn't have been in the making, so it'd be true

~6 foot

Good point  

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

*shrug* Eh.

Yeah, still short. Sorry, Platy. 

[Immortal Platypus]

2 hours ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

*shrug* Eh.

2 hours ago, oOklA thE shInyYyy said:

Good point  

Yeah, still short. Sorry, Platy. 

uh huh. 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Arbiter said:

uh huh. 

You are! So there. You are short. Very short. Incredibly, inhumanly (or platyply) short.