The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Immortal Platypus said:

traitor. None of you were here for the witch trial, were you?

nope. we need a jury.

[Immortal Platypus]

Just now, TwinStorm said:

nope. we need a jury.

eh. not if the defendant waives their right to a trial by jury

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, Immortal Platypus said:

traitor. None of you were here for the witch trial, were you?

*sad young sharder noises* no-

1 minute ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

I said beyond YOUR years. You misunderstood me, thereby proving my point. 

Yeah, VYZ. 

That would be a biased jury because of the similar opinions, so still a no go.

Just now, Immortal Platypus said:

eh. not if the defendant waives their right to a trial by jury

True, but I don’t think she has.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

6 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

I said beyond YOUR years. You misunderstood me, thereby proving my point. 

'Twas not meant to be understood, which I understood.

No jury!

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

6 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

That would be a biased jury because of the similar opinions, so still a no go.

Mmmmm I disagree and hereby declare myself the jury. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Mmmmm I disagree and hereby declare myself the jury. 

Too bad no jury

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

 

No jury

It has been spoken.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Vyzkel said:

Too bad no jury

It has been spoken.

*cries and leaves to be unwanted somewhere else*

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

*cries and leaves to be unwanted somewhere else*

HEY COME BACK

*lassoes*

YOU CAN BE THE MAIN WITNESS.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

*cries and leaves to be unwanted somewhere else*

HALY NOOOO

*hugs child aggressively*

YOU SHALL HELP VYZ JUDGE

hehe

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

HALY NOOOO

*hugs child aggressively*

YOU SHALL HELP VYZ JUDGE

hehe

PERFECT

*does that one knighting ritual thingy*

*gives you a gavel*

Halt, I dub thee, Co-Judge of the cour

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

HALY NOOOO

*hugs child aggressively*

YOU SHALL HELP VYZ JUDGE

hehe

1 minute ago, Vyzkel said:

PERFECT

*does that one knighting ritual thingy*

*gives you a gavel*

Halt, I dub thee, Co-Judge of the cour

*Beams*

*Bangs gavel*

GUILTY. SHE'S GUILTY AND SENTENCED TO MANY PRISONS

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

*Beams*

*Bangs gavel*

GUILTY. SHE'S GUILTY AND SENTENCED TO MANY PRISONS

WAIT WHAT?!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

*Beams*

*Bangs gavel*

GUILTY. SHE'S GUILTY AND SENTENCED TO MANY PRISONS

I support this.

 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Vyzkel said:

I support this.

 

*snickers* 

This judge can NOT* be bribed by the way 

*cookies can be very persuasive

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

*snickers* 

This judge can NOT* be bribed by the way 

*cookies can be very persuasive

Secrets are also accepted.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

I support this.

 

WHAT?!

NO!!

MY SECRETS ARE PRIVATE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY! (heheh)

I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN A CHANCE TO DEFEND MYSELF- YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

WHAT?!

NO!!

MY SECRETS ARE PRIVATE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY! (heheh)

I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN A CHANCE TO DEFEND MYSELF- YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!

*exasperated sigh*

If you must, do it quickly, mmkay?

I have a musical to star in later tonight. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

*exasperated sigh*

If you must, do it quickly, mmkay?

I have a musical to star in later tonight. 

wow hilarious

We never had a formal agreement, I only mentioned it in passing. Platypus took it a step further, though I thought he was joking at first.

Not only did I clarify that I was joking, but I stated that I would not share any secrets as he persisted.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

wow hilarious

We never had a formal agreement, I only mentioned it in passing. Platypus took it a step further, though I thought he was joking at first.

Not only did I clarify that I was joking, but I stated that I would not share any secrets as he persisted.

Kay where's the ACTUAL defense?

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WHERE ARE MY COOKIES??

 

 

 

 

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

Kay where's the ACTUAL defense?

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WHERE ARE MY COOKIES??

 

 

 

 

 

NAY! I SHALL NOT RESORT TO BRIBERY, SAY I!

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

5 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

NAY! I SHALL NOT RESORT TO BRIBERY, SAY I!

Oh. Then you're still guilty. Either 20 years in jail or two deep secrets. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, The Halcyon Girl said:

Oh. Then you're still guilty. Either 20 years in jail or two deep secrets. 

WHAT?!

*looks around, panicked*

*dashes for the exit*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

WHAT?!

*looks around, panicked*

*dashes for the exit*

*presses button*

*cage falls from the ceiling and falls on Glass. For some reason, she can't escape, even though the bars are a good 18 inches apart*

So.......

Cookies?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, The Halcyon Girl said:

*presses button*

*cage falls from the ceiling and falls on Glass. For some reason, she can't escape, even though the bars are a good 18 inches apart*

So.......

Cookies?

*defiance*

*steps out of the cage*

NO

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*defiance*

*steps out of the cage*

NO

So you'll RUN FROM THE LAW but you won't BRING REFRESHMENTS??? 

What kind of a SCUDDING MOTHER ARE YOU???