The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[PrestoTheMagnificent]

3 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

soo.. all the people on the Shard who you haven't interacted with are, canonically, 0 shard years old?

Basically, people aren't officially on the Shard if you haven't talked to Cacophony

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, PrestoTheMagnificent said:

Basically, people aren't officially on the Shard if you haven't talked to Cacophony

huh.

I guess the mods haven't been on here as long as we thought..

[PrestoTheMagnificent]

Just now, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

huh.

I guess the mods haven't been on here as long as we thought..

Yep, Cacaphony has been on here longer than anybody, even the creators of the site

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

3 minutes ago, PrestoTheMagnificent said:

Yep, Cacaphony has been on here longer than anybody, even the creators of the site

yep. The shard officially started in October of last year...

[PrestoTheMagnificent]

2 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

yep. The shard officially started in October of last year...

Of course! The shard just didn't exist until he signed up. The website and podcast just automatically sprang into existence.

[Immortal Platypus]

no sillies, they're as old as I perceive them. Thaid is old, Nameless and Wiz are older, Mods and Admins are all even older.

[PrestoTheMagnificent]

What does that make me?

[Immortal Platypus]

a lil young'un

[PrestoTheMagnificent]

2 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

a lil young'un

incredible, I'm a child 

[Immortal Platypus]

well, I'm getting old, so that makes all you new people like Lightweaver or you young'uns. 

Elan also feels young, even though I know him IRL and he's probably about the same age

Edited November 8, 2023 by Being of Cacophony

[PrestoTheMagnificent]

3 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

well, I'm getting old, so that makes all you new people like Lightweaver or you young'uns. 

I love how a year is old

[Immortal Platypus]

well... it is here. when the website has existed for only like 12, 13 years, 1 year is old.

[PrestoTheMagnificent]

3 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

well... it is here. when the website has existed for only like 12, 13 years, 1 year is old.

I suppose that makes the math say that 12 years is equal to the amount of years humans live, so multiply it by 8 to get 96, which means multiply your time spent by eight and you'll get your shard years in human years. 

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

6 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

well... it is here. when the website has existed for only like 12, 13 years, 1 year is old.

One year is not old.

4 years and beyond is old.

[PrestoTheMagnificent]

2 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

One year is not old.

4 years and beyond is old.

yeah, cause that's 32 plus in human years- I'm telling you, I got the math figured out

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

1 minute ago, PrestoTheMagnificent said:

yeah, cause that's 32 plus in human years- I'm telling you, I got the math figured out

wat-

What's the calculation?

[PrestoTheMagnificent]

9 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

wat-

What's the calculation?

multiply your time by 8

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Just now, PrestoTheMagnificent said:

multiply your time by 8

storms..

I'm 20 from Shard years to human years....

That is so off.

[Immortal Platypus]

35 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

One year is not old.

4 years and beyond is old.

yes it is. it's getting on in years

19 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

storms..

I'm 20 from Shard years to human years....

That is so off.

i'm sitting here at 8. do you think I'm that young?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

20 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

yes it is. it's getting on in years

i'm sitting here at 8. do you think I'm that young?

I meeeeaaaaan-

No, I don't think you're four, Cacophony.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

I would e sitting around 8 if this were true, yeah nah, though I have been here for over a year, but rarely posted at the start. 

 

Edit: I have bee here longer than @Being of Cacophony

Edited November 8, 2023 by Scars of Hathsin

[PrestoTheMagnificent]

If y'all have a better measurement let me know-

[Immortal Platypus]

2 hours ago, Scars of Hathsin said:

I would e sitting around 8 if this were true, yeah nah, though I have been here for over a year, but rarely posted at the start. 

 

Edit: I have bee here longer than @Being of Cacophony

WHAT???

1 hour ago, PrestoTheMagnificent said:

If y'all have a better measurement let me know-

it's not linear, it's closer to quadratic

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

36 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

WHAT???

It is crazy I know, I thought you would have been on longer than me 

[Immortal Platypus]

what the fetch, why and how