The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I don't like cancer. It's creepy. Tropical cancer must be worse.

[RaeTheRaven]

I'm back to reclaim my prize. Thanks for looking after it while I was gone 

[Robin Sedai she/her]

And I'm here to...

win

[RaeTheRaven]

Are you? Are you really?

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Y E S

[RaeTheRaven]

Hmmm I dunno, doesn't look like it. 

[Cellit he/him]

Losers/Perdedores

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Couldn't be me

[RaeTheRaven]

I never lose (except sometimes when I do, but other than that, I NEVER lose)

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

You lost.

[Cellit he/him]

Fool who reads it

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

You fool! You've fallen right into the grasp of my pink mind control powers!

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Hi. Channeling my inner Mitis. Don’t mind me.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Tell me what you mean by that.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Practicing my scary soul powers. Looking for my tuning fork. Nothing much.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Is this your tuning fork?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

…

OH MY CHASMS YOU FOUND IT!! THANK YOU!!

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Great! Now, tell me what your scary soul powers entail.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Sensing location or getting the general feel for a person. Limited pain-causing and communication powers, and viewing memories if the soul is deceased.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

And is your tuning fork magical?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Of course! It breaks stuff!

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Could you break someone's mind with it?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Nah, just physical stuff. Like walls. It can break walls.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

So you're saying that the concept of breaking has nothing to do with it?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Exactly! It just causes strong vibrations. Magic ones.