The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[The One Ring she/her]

Don't steal my win

[Guest]

You mean my win, don't you?

[Robin Sedai she/her]

*steals your win*

[Guest]

Gods above I'm bored as hell. In lockdown everyday feels like the last.

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

*WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS*

[Szeth's Facepalm]

*screeches*

*throws chouta at everyone*

*runs back and forth*

*jumps out the window still screeching*

*inexplicably starts flying*

*wins*

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

"No! No Szeth's Facpalm! Bad Szeth! Bad!"

*WINZ*

[Quivil]

Dear diary,

Today I won TLPW.

For a very short time.

 

I don't know why I did that.

Edited January 18, 2022 by Tani

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

I dont know either. Because your LOST!

MWUAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Edited January 18, 2022 by Boomerang Guy
I WIN

[Robin Sedai she/her]

I am, unfortunately, the Winner of Ages.

[Experience he/him]

I have figured out how to condense an age into six minutes!

[Robin Sedai she/her]

I am, unfortunately, the Winner of Six Minutes.

[The One Ring she/her]

You just won for 3 hours, I can see ｉｍｐｒｏｖｍｅｎｔ

[Guest]

You just won for 1 hour, i can see d e t o r i a t i o n 

[The One Ring she/her]

Yeah...and you got a two hour win which is probably better than mine. Still not veery good tho, do better

Edited January 19, 2022 by The One Ring

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

I win

[Experience he/him]

The fact that I let anyone else win for a little while  

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Chortles

[Experience he/him]

Chortles moar

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

Impossible

Chortles

[Guest]

Snorts

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

*Snorts harder*

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

*Hands Boomerang a piglet.*

[Ironwill2112 he/him]

*Accepts piglet gratefully*

*Wonders what to do with piglet*

[Experience he/him]

You should have a snorting contest with the piglet