The Last Post Wins!!!!!

[+Doomstick he/him]

[Gears]

I find you hard to believe after allegedly trying to go back to repeatedly inspiring fear using ragtag groups of suspicious looking clowns despite resistance.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

[AonEne he/him]

Gears, was that through the suggestions bar? Or is someone trying to rebel against you with clowns?

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

2 minutes ago, AonEne said:

 

I’m usually on mobile, so I don’t see member titles, but I just noticed yours 

[AonEne he/him]

*enthusiastically greets you*

[Gears]

6 minutes ago, AonEne said:

Gears, was that through the suggestions bar? Or is someone trying to rebel against you with clowns?

Fear not, the rebellion has been successfully quashed.

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Just now, Gears said:

Fear not, the rebellion has been successfully quashed.

*a clown slowly approaches, brandishing a balloon sword*

4 minutes ago, AonEne said:

*enthusiastically greets you*

*looks around nervously for rainbows*

[Gears]

Just now, The Awakened Salad said:

*a clown slowly approaches, brandishing a balloon sword*

*a mime leaps out of the shadows, tackling the clown*

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Just now, Gears said:

*a mime leaps out of the shadows, tackling the clown*

*the clown kicks the mime with its giant shoes*

[Gears]

Just now, The Awakened Salad said:

*the clown kicks the mime with its giant shoes*

*a kite falls out of the sky, squashing the clown*

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Just now, Gears said:

*a kite falls out of the sky, squashing the clown*

*but the clown, like an annoying spider, did not die*

[Gears]

Just now, The Awakened Salad said:

*but the clown, like an annoying spider, did not die*

*but the balloon sword popped*

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

Just now, Gears said:

*but the balloon sword popped*

*the clown was sad, but kept on smiling anyway, because that’s what clowns do*

[AonEne he/him]

*but Ene shoved everyone down a rainbow*

[Gears]

Just now, The Awakened Salad said:

*the clown was sad, but kept on smiling anyway, because that’s what clowns do*

*except for the clowns who frown, but they don't matter* *a man in a white suit and tie stepped forth from the aether*

Just now, AonEne said:

*but Ene shoved everyone down a rainbow*

*and everyone fell down down down deeper darker down down down deeper darker down*

[Nathrangking he/him]

"Except me who floats above all chuckling at the chaos.*

[The Awakened Salad they/them]

11 minutes ago, Gears said:

*except for the clowns who frown, but they don't matter* *a man in a white suit and tie stepped forth from the aether*

*his dramatic entrance was ruined as he slipped over a banana peel that the clown had placed earlier*

14 minutes ago, AonEne said:

*but Ene shoved everyone down a rainbow*

*Salad’s voice rose from the bottom of the rainbow, asking Ene if she wanted to be pushed down, because it was definitely very fun and they definitely didn’t just want revenge*

[Gears]

Just now, The Awakened Salad said:

*his dramatic entrance was ruined as he slipped over a banana peel that the clown had placed earlier*

*as he fell, the universe glitched and everything was sent ever so slightly askew* *the rainbow shatters into infinitely numerous infinitesimal shards of light*

[Nathrangking he/him]

*Continues to chuckle.*

[+Doomstick he/him]

*continues to win*

[Gears]

Viva la revolution!

[+Doomstick he/him]

[AonEne he/him]

6 minutes ago, The Awakened Salad said:

*Salad’s voice rose from the bottom of the rainbow, asking Ene if she wanted to be pushed down, because it was definitely very fun and they definitely didn’t just want revenge*

*Ene yells back that if the rainbow was still there, she'd love to*

[Nathrangking he/him]

*My chuckling continues.*