Bloodfalcon Posted May 6, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 (edited) I would chose a Pocket Chihuahua. Or a Gardner Snake. Or maybe a Human child. Gonna have to deny you the human child. We've already decided they are out of bounds, even as weapons. You don't think you could take on a Ball Python? They aren't very big, but I think you could handle it. For that matter, I'd put money on you against a regular sized Chihuahua as well. But what do I know. You may be a very tiny person. Edited May 6, 2014 by Bloodfalcon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 No weapons, no children. They can be used as a weapon. No no no, I'm saving the children, all you heartless animal fighters! Use them as a weapon! Really! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodfalcon Posted May 6, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 No no no, I'm saving the children, all you heartless animal fighters! Use them as a weapon! Really! If you swung them fast enough.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Pardon, but I just came from volunteering at my local elementary school. You can totally use children as weapons. It's like using Kittens-the Brandon Sanderson breed, not normal ones- they will slaughter everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracknut Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 Anything, anywhere, anytime because my manliness is boundless.Seriously though, most likely anything that weights less than me and isn't an insect or lizard type thingie, because FEAR. Obviously I wouldn't go against something poisonous and rather stay on land than go swimming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmurfAquamarineBodies Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 (edited) I have won an argument with a wild pig before, so I guess a pig. Maybe a Labrador sized dog. Edited May 8, 2014 by CrystalBodies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awesomeness Summoned Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 I have won an argument with a wild pig before, so I guess a pig. Maybe a Labrador sized dog.What was the argument about? I know from experience wild pigs won't stoop to arguing unless it's a worthy topic.Btw, "too" is misspelled in your signature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 I have won an argument with a wild pig before, so I guess a pig. Maybe a Labrador sized dog. You must share your logical triumph. I want to know how you did it. Porcine discourse is a skill which can serve someone well through life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 Perhaps, one day, your training will bring you to the summit of argumentative discourse: The Stick himself. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 Perhaps, one day, your training will bring you to the summit of argumentative discourse: The Stick himself. And after that, Tarachin balls. The true masters of reasoning--the circular kind, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmurfAquamarineBodies Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 What was the argument about? I know from experience wild pigs won't stoop to arguing unless it's a worthy topic. Btw, "too" is misspelled in your signature Well I wanted her to give me her bacon but the stingy bugger didn't want to. I had to resort to the old fashioned way of winning an argument ( I jumped on her and wrangled her to the ground when she rolled into my knife and stabbed her self in the heart. Thanks for telling me about my abysmal spelling will fix it later, probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodfalcon Posted May 9, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Well I wanted her to give me her bacon but the stingy bugger didn't want to. I had to resort to the old fashioned way of winning an argument ( I jumped on her and wrangled her to the ground when she rolled into my knife and stabbed her self in the heart. Thanks for telling me about my abysmal spelling will fix it later, probably. Heartwarming. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted May 9, 2014 Report Share Posted May 9, 2014 Well I wanted her to give me her bacon but the stingy bugger didn't want to. I had to resort to the old fashioned way of winning an argument ( I jumped on her and wrangled her to the ground when she rolled into my knife and stabbed her self in the heart. Thanks for telling me about my abysmal spelling will fix it later, probably. Heartwarming. My heart as well has been touched. As was the pig's. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 Heartwarming. Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 387973120 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 491714864 bytes) in Unknown on line 0 My heart as well has been touched. As was the pig's. The pig's heart was indeed warm as CrystalBodies pulled it out, still pumping, covered in sticky blood before raising his/her shaggy head and howling at the full moon hovering just above the horizon..... Anyone confident in their abilites to take on a werewolf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodfalcon Posted May 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 Anyone confident in their abilites to take on a werewolf? As a rule I always carry a fair amount of silver, but I think my true advantage would be my ability to befriend him, even in his wild, mindless rage. No, I would die. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasimir Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 Bloodfalcon, on 11 May 2014 - 12:02 AM, said: As a rule I always carry a fair amount of silver, but I think my true advantage would be my ability to befriend him, even in his wild, mindless rage. No, I would die. It's your storming picture--I look at that and I see al'Lan Mandragoran saying he can't take on a werewolf. It just causes me cognitive dissonance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 As I consider different versions of werewolves from different folklores and franchises, I begin to contemplate the fact that we've yet to see a Sanderson version of the creature. And I weep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delightful Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 As I consider different versions of werewolves from different folklores and franchises, I begin to contemplate the fact that we've yet to see a Sanderson version of the creature. And I weep. A Lifeless wolf?(Mistborn) a kandra that can be both human and wolfhound. Tell me that's not a kind of werewolf 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awesomeness Summoned Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 Anyone confident in their abilites to take on a werewolf? I could certainly beat a a twilight werewolf, as long as the competition was based on who could competently portray a character with any semblance of a personality. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmurfAquamarineBodies Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 Fatal error: Allowed memory size of 387973120 bytes exhausted (tried to allocate 491714864 bytes) in Unknown on line 0 The pig's heart was indeed warm as CrystalBodies pulled it out, still pumping, covered in sticky blood before raising his/her shaggy head and howling at the full moon hovering just above the horizon..... ( his ) I mean, what can i say, the man's a werewolf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempus Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 I could beat a werewolf - Go, Chess, Civ, Counterstrike, Smash bros... Yep, I could take him at anything, really. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 What about Mario Kart Rainbow Road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasimir Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 CalebTheGeek, on 11 May 2014 - 8:05 PM, said: What about Mario Kart Rainbow Road? Not extreme enough. QWOP time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awesomeness Summoned Posted June 17, 2014 Report Share Posted June 17, 2014 (edited) Is it just me or does it seem like Mexico's uniform designer was watching too much peanuts when making their red jersey? Edited June 17, 2014 by Awesomeness Summoned 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodfalcon Posted June 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2014 Is it just me or does it seem like Mexico's uniform designer was watching too much peanuts when making their red jersey? I always thought Charlie Brown had a little Hispanic flair to him. This just makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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