RShara she/her Posted April 18, 2014 Posted April 18, 2014 (edited) Just for fun, if Shadesmar were Shadesmart, what kind of things do you think they'd sell? And even better, what kind of advertisements and sales would they run? Tuesday Two-For-One Shardblades. Get 'em while they're hot! Rent-An-Elsecaller for all your transportation needs. Edited February 26, 2018 by RShara 7
red032 he/him Posted April 18, 2014 Posted April 18, 2014 And Marbles! Marbles for all kinds of marble games you can think about.Just take care! Sometimes the marbles may want to play by themselves. 1
Bloodfalcon he/him Posted April 18, 2014 Posted April 18, 2014 Crem-be-gone would be pretty helpful some places! Get Billyllib Mays on the phone! 2
Ketek Posted April 18, 2014 Posted April 18, 2014 Spren repellent. The Syl thread is infecting other threads, it seems... And they'd sell... A SHRUBBERY. 3
RShara she/her Posted April 18, 2014 Author Posted April 18, 2014 (edited) Ooh, I like Crem-Be-Gone. Seeing-spren-glasses. Coinshots/Lurchers as Metal detectors! lol... Edited April 18, 2014 by RShara 1
Ketek Posted April 18, 2014 Posted April 18, 2014 Vacations to new, exotic planets! Sip some juice while lounging by the Hallandren beach! Go jungle trekking on the First of the Sun! Discover wonders you've never seen in Elantris! See a glimpse of the future on Elendel! 3
Bloodfalcon he/him Posted April 18, 2014 Posted April 18, 2014 I envision a Highstorm Hampsterball that is big enough for a person and durable enough to let you roll around in a highstorm.... you might get whipped around a good bit though... 7
TheArcanist he/him Posted April 18, 2014 Posted April 18, 2014 Lerasium beads! Get your Lerasium beads here! Instant power that doesn't involving painful piercings. 5
Edgedancer he/him Posted April 18, 2014 Posted April 18, 2014 Soulstamps and Sticks, obviously. Seons as the cosmere puppies, loyal until zombification. Food grown with the progression Surge 100% free of pestizides and other chemicals. Lightweavers for looks that impress the ladies. Aluminium-foil hats (or full-body suites) against magic hazards. 5
TheArcanist he/him Posted April 18, 2014 Posted April 18, 2014 The funny thing is, the Aluminium-foik hats would actually work, if they were used properly. 1
Tempus Posted April 19, 2014 Posted April 19, 2014 Some possible stores: Piercing Emporium and Forgery Tattoos, hemalurgic spikes from 100% organic materials Rent-a-Lifeless Royal Locks Salon and Beauty Parlour Lightweavers: Express Tailoring and Fashion Soothers Spa Shardpool Splashpark and World Slides 2
RShara she/her Posted April 19, 2014 Author Posted April 19, 2014 Coinshot Coinery--Souvenirs for your trip to Shadesmar(t) Elantrian Medical Center Get in balance with Harmony's Yoga Shop Silver's Weaponry-Certified against Vampires, Werewolves and Shades 2
RShara she/her Posted April 19, 2014 Author Posted April 19, 2014 Honor's Blades-Learn to fly (a helicopter)! 1
Tempus Posted April 19, 2014 Posted April 19, 2014 (edited) Atium Acupuncture (ask for the happy ending) Awaken to Toys Bloodseal Security The Holy Order of Shu-Dereth - Free copies of the writ inside 17th Shard Travel Agency Edited April 19, 2014 by Tempus 1
RShara she/her Posted April 19, 2014 Author Posted April 19, 2014 Awakened Toys makes me want to reach for the brain bleach! Oh hey. Godking's Laundromat-Free Bleaching! 2
Ketek Posted April 19, 2014 Posted April 19, 2014 Awakened Toys makes me want to reach for the brain bleach! Oh hey. Godking's Laundromat-Free Bleaching! ...And now I have to cut my eyes out with a knife because I just realized why you wanted brain bleach.
red032 he/him Posted April 19, 2014 Posted April 19, 2014 The funny thing is, the Aluminium-foik hats would actually work, if they were used properly. I cannot avoid the topic. Aluminium foil hats are so Stephen King´s "Black House". Back to our sales! Dakhor Monk´s orthopedidic services! 1
Kasimir he/him Posted April 19, 2014 Posted April 19, 2014 (edited) Sprenade: Pull the pin, count to three, no more, no less, not five, three--wait for the spren to swarm, and run. MaiPon sculpture: each carefully-crafted masterpiece comes with a stamp of authenticity! Kaladin's Sword of Honour: Touch it and be healed! Edited April 19, 2014 by Kasimir 3
Shaggai Posted April 19, 2014 Posted April 19, 2014 Sprenade: Pull the pin, count to three, no more, no less, not five, three--wait for the spren to swarm, and run. MaiPon sculpture: each carefully-crafted masterpiece comes with a stamp of authenticity! Kaladin's Sword of Honour: Touch it and be healed! "Kaladin's Sword of Honour"? "Touch it and be healed"? What, exactly, would this be selling? 1
Kasimir he/him Posted April 19, 2014 Posted April 19, 2014 Shaggai, on 20 Apr 2014 - 03:51 AM, said: "Kaladin's Sword of Honour"? "Touch it and be healed"? What, exactly, would this be selling? What do you think? (Actually: Jezrien's Honorblade, now that he's the last character handling it. I spelled it with a 'u', because I forgot and unconsciously used British spelling. And I'm referring to the fact that taking the Honorblade grants access to Stormlight healing, even if it's delayed...)
Shaggai Posted April 19, 2014 Posted April 19, 2014 What do you think? (Actually: Jezrien's Honorblade, now that he's the last character handling it. I spelled it with a 'u', because I forgot and unconsciously used British spelling. And I'm referring to the fact that taking the Honorblade grants access to Stormlight healing, even if it's delayed...) I know, I was joking.
Kasimir he/him Posted April 19, 2014 Posted April 19, 2014 Shaggai, on 20 Apr 2014 - 04:30 AM, said: I know, I was joking. ...this will teach me not to be on 17s at 4:30am. I'm sorry I missed it :/
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