DIDGERIDOO

[Lunar Blessing she/her]

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WHY DOES HE HAVE TWO!!!

 

[+Ark1002]

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He's The Waiter. Have fun fighting him.

 

[Silva]

A baker in the back turned to the manager. "What ever happened to doing background checks before hiring?"

The manager looked at him. "I didn't hire that guy."

"So who did?"

"I dunno, but now we've got to deal with him before someone gets injured badly."

The baker consulted his timer. "I've got two minutes before this cake finishes. You have fun."

"Er, you know what...I think I'll wait this one out..."

[Lunar Blessing she/her]

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NO!! DON’T WAIT IT OUT!!! HELP!!!

 

[old man moomba he/him]

Rick spun around, stool gripped tightly in his hands. He let go right before it hit the Waiter, the stool's momentum carrying it into the man. Rick dove back and produced a quarterstaff, which he began to spin in his hands. It was a bit memerising.

[Lunar Blessing she/her]

Melody could feel he heat on her face, then it was gone. She stands up, groaning, "so you decided to help huh?"

[Karnatheon he/him]

Josh pulled his truck into the parking lot at DIDGERIDOO, and parked. He had gotten hungry on their way to the pier, and had decided to stop for food. He hoped Cookie would be alright with the quick stop.

"Hey Cookie, you hungry? That party didn't have much in the way of food to my tastes, so I figured I'd stop here for a bite to eat. I'm buying." Saying this, he closed the door to the truck and gestured to the Koloss in the back of his truck, heading for the door to the restaurant.

@Ark1002

[old man moomba he/him]

Rick smiled.

"One blowtorch, yeah, whatever. But two blowtorches? This man just crossed a line. And it's one that shouldn't be crossed."

[Lunar Blessing she/her]

“Huh, well call me crazy but I’m kind of glad he did.” Melody said, “Now, do you happen do have any blades on you? This dress doesn’t have any.”

[old man moomba he/him]

"Nope. There's only one sword I use, and I left it at home today. Sorry." Rick chuckled "Hey Walker. Wake up."

[Lunar Blessing she/her]

“Guess we’re doing this the old fashioned way.” Melody sighed, holding her back. “Hey, that barstool hurt by the way.”

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Walker finished his drink, got up, and shot a high powered sonic blaster at Rick's chest, and fired a devastor at The Waiter.

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Ummmmm... Sorry. I was off pretty much all day yesterday. Also, didn't I ask for nobody to kill Melody?

 

[Lunar Blessing she/her]

3 minutes ago, Darth Woodrack said:

didn't I ask for nobody to kill Melody?

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“I can take care of myself thank you very much!” Melody scoffs HHHHEEEELLLLPPPP!!!!

 

aslo, Rick is on our side now!!

 

Edited December 23, 2018 by Blessing of Potency

[Lunar Blessing she/her]

Double post sorry 

Edited December 23, 2018 by Blessing of Potency

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

"Oh. Sorry Rick," Walker said.

[Lunar Blessing she/her]

“Took you long enough!” Melody said, “for someone who fights for a living you’re pretty slow on the damsel in distress front!”

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

"You seemed to be doing all right. Also, the guy that controls all my actions was lazy yesterday, and oh the mimes are here to repair the fourth wall."

[Lunar Blessing she/her]

“Yeah well, someone” -she glared at rick- “decided to hit me with a barstool, that’s going to hurt for weeks!”

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Walker glared at Rick.

[Lunar Blessing she/her]

Melody turns back to the waiter, weirdly satisfied from Watcher’s anger on my behalf.

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

Walker fired both his guns at The Waiter's head.

[Lunar Blessing she/her]

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Melody’s powers are not good against a small amount of opponents...

 

[Silva]

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The manager isn't all that....bold, for lack of a better word.

The manager heard the gunshots. "Now that's unacceptable," he muttered. "They might break the windows!"

The baker rolled his eyes at him, pulling a cake from the oven. He iced it quickly. "Bring this out to the couple as a present on the house."

"Now?" the manager asked. "But they could be dead."

"When you stop being such a wimp obviously!" the baker said, jabbing a finger at the manager's nose. He finished putting the final touches of white icing.

"Okay, okay," the manager said and took the cake. The baker thought for a moment then stuck on a little cake topper of a bride and groom. He quickly scrawled "kidding" next to it so they hopefully wouldn't be too annoyed. They were already getting free cake. What was there to complain about?

[Lunar Blessing she/her]

Walker takes shots at the crazy waiter and Melody holds back, feeling kind of useless. She didn’t have anything ranged and didn’t want to get in the line of fire. Just then someone came out of the kitchen, holding a cake. Melody glances at it, “Why does everyone assume we’re going to get married! This is the first date!”

Edited December 24, 2018 by Blessing of Potency

[Darth Woodrack he/him]

"That is kind of annoying."