Armless writer he/him Posted March 29, 2014 Posted March 29, 2014 Recently in this section of the forum I have noticed this "church of the stick" has gained a very large influential cult following. Has anyone else noted this disturbing and ominous occurrence? Let us hope these radicalists do not become to powerful if they start to gain more power I ask for people's help to crush this "church". Though the Church of The Stick does have a nice ring to it (strokes chin and weak mind crumbles ) I seem to have changed my views on the great church. I Am A Stick, all praise the great Church of the Stick and let it be known I stop my days of Hersey I wil erase my previous identity, I am a stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick stick....... 5
Edgedancer he/him Posted March 29, 2014 Posted March 29, 2014 Oh please. They are no church, they are The Order of the Stick. 5
kaellok he/him Posted March 29, 2014 Posted March 29, 2014 Hmm, I think that we should be wary of Armless writer. If they are weak enough to give in to the arguments of the Stick that easily, then who knows when they're going to suddenly become fire when someone yells at them loud enough? 3
Delightful Posted March 29, 2014 Posted March 29, 2014 (edited) The stick was strong willed enough to defy Shallan, who has the willpower to actively and completely ignore everything traumatic about her past for years. You would need an exceptionally strong mind to stand against the Order of the Stick. ........I see a stick. Oh Stormfather, why does it come for me? It is brown, and sticky. It is the Everstorm. -collected on Jesachel. Subject was a glassy-eyed 17th sharder of middling years. Sample considered questionable. Edited March 29, 2014 by Delightful 2
chikinllama Posted March 29, 2014 Posted March 29, 2014 The question we should be asking is, which shard is Stick a splinter of? (Bad pun intended) 1
PorridgeBrick he/him Posted March 29, 2014 Posted March 29, 2014 The question we should be asking is, which shard is Stick a splinter of? (Bad pun intended) Wrong way around. The shards are splinters of Stick, hence the name. The shattering was when a heathen dared to profane the holiness of Stick by tripping and snapping him underfoot. But Stick's power is unlimited, and so he simply became 16 Sticks, all presiding with wisdom and stickiness over various shardworlds. 2
Fifth of Daybreak he/him Posted March 29, 2014 Posted March 29, 2014 When unholy fire comes to claim the world,only those who are stick shall endure. 1
Humph Posted March 29, 2014 Posted March 29, 2014 We oppose this cult and our numbers are legion!! We have overthrown Stick and burned her to Ash. She who was formerly Shalash the Stick has now repented of her ways and is going around destroying all the Statues and idols of Stick! Woe to you Jezrien and Kalak, who lack faith in Ash! You will be next! 1
SirVarrock he/him Posted March 29, 2014 Posted March 29, 2014 Blasphemy! Your lies will be punished! We shall succeed against the Matchendi and all who associate with them. Your kind is not even worthy enough to serve as fertilizer for the great Tree! 1
Dihatimus Posted March 29, 2014 Posted March 29, 2014 Stick-Nightblood *2016 Who has the will to stand up against flagrant political combustion? Who stays true to his self when others change at the drop of some light? He keeps to his roots, remembering where he came from and what brought him here? Stick! That's who. A vote for Stick is a vote for the future! Paid for by the Stick for President Foundation I am a Stick, and I approve this message. 6
Gamma Fiend he/him Posted March 30, 2014 Posted March 30, 2014 Major upvotes to the first person to get Brandon to autograph a Stick for them. 6
SirVarrock he/him Posted March 31, 2014 Posted March 31, 2014 I would take you up on that, except that I live in Manitoba, (even if only 15 minutes north of North Dakota,) and he isn't coming anywhere near where I am.
TomR Posted March 31, 2014 Posted March 31, 2014 If they are weak enough to give in to the arguments of the Stick that easily, then who knows when they're going to suddenly become fire when someone yells at them loud enough? I don't know. I suspect they will stick to their convictions. 1
Lightsworn Panda he/him Posted April 1, 2014 Posted April 1, 2014 How many Splinter threads are we going to get from the Order of the Stick!?
PorridgeBrick he/him Posted April 2, 2014 Posted April 2, 2014 The Order of the StickCan't let you do that, Star Fox Swimmingly. Order of the stick It seems that this order is already founded, the name is already in use at least. To (mis)quote Hoid, what men value most is originality.
Gamma Fiend he/him Posted April 2, 2014 Posted April 2, 2014 After all these years... Teddy Roosevelt's words finally make sense. "Speak softly, but carry a big stick."He must have been some sort of prophet... 1
Armless writer he/him Posted April 2, 2014 Author Posted April 2, 2014 After all these years... Teddy Roosevelt's words finally make sense. "Speak softly, but carry a big stick." He must have been some sort of prophet... Hoid must have just traveled and gave him that advice that is the only logical way.
taveren he/him Posted April 2, 2014 Posted April 2, 2014 and lo the stick bore a son and leaf was born i am a leaf
kaellok he/him Posted April 2, 2014 Posted April 2, 2014 and lo the stick bore a son and leaf was born i am a leaf no you're not, you're a tavern. who misspelled his name (probably because you were drunk at the time--but that's ok, we forgive you )
Kobold King he/him Posted April 2, 2014 Posted April 2, 2014 After all these years... Teddy Roosevelt's words finally make sense. "Speak softly, but carry a big stick." He must have been some sort of prophet... There is no stick but Stick, and Theodore Roosevelt carried the stick. 1
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