NoiseSpren he/him Posted May 24, 2018 Posted May 24, 2018 I am fi...! I... I am... I AM GROOT!!! (= I am the biggest stick ever) 1
Gancho Libre he/him Posted May 24, 2018 Posted May 24, 2018 biggest and closested to the true stick groot is the stick's avaar, his way of interacting with mortals. 1
Narcoleptic Axolotl he/him Posted May 29, 2018 Posted May 29, 2018 So, I assume you can all drive a stick? That would be kind of ironic if you couldn't. You do you I guess, but I might consider that blasphemy if I was a stick and my followers had an automatic transition. 1
Barbarian AL he/him Posted May 29, 2018 Posted May 29, 2018 Can one simple choose to become Stick? If so, where is one get baptized into a new life as Stick?
Gancho Libre he/him Posted May 30, 2018 Posted May 30, 2018 Any can be stick. the baptism is a submersion into mulch. Any playground will do. 1
Barbarian AL he/him Posted May 30, 2018 Posted May 30, 2018 53 minutes ago, Gancho Libre said: Any can be stick. the baptism is a submersion into mulch. Any playground will do. Done.
Gancho Libre he/him Posted May 30, 2018 Posted May 30, 2018 (edited) then welcome, fellow stick. now all you have to do is say the immortal words: I AM A STICK!!!!! Edited May 31, 2018 by Gancho Libre
Gancho Libre he/him Posted May 30, 2018 Posted May 30, 2018 well said, Darkwalker. well said. that is a beleaf that I will gladly stick too.
Barbarian AL he/him Posted May 31, 2018 Posted May 31, 2018 By the essence of all that I was, all that i am and all that i will be. I hereby surrender my heart and proclaim my self, under the enteral skies of the playground by which I now stand covered in mulch, to be a STICK! I AM A STICK! Liberated at last. 1
Gancho Libre he/him Posted May 31, 2018 Posted May 31, 2018 welcome, fellow stick. Take your place as a splinter of the one stick.
+ElephantEarwax he/him Posted May 31, 2018 Posted May 31, 2018 16 hours ago, Gancho Libre said: then welcome, fellow stick. now all you have to do is say the immortal words: I AM I STICK!!!!! You are not A stick. Are you sure?
Gancho Libre he/him Posted May 31, 2018 Posted May 31, 2018 sorry typo. whoops. anyway, he got the message
Barbarian AL he/him Posted June 1, 2018 Posted June 1, 2018 On 5/31/2018 at 6:45 PM, ElephantEarwax said: You are not A stick. Are you sure? He was offering supplication to the holy Istick 1
Gancho Libre he/him Posted June 1, 2018 Posted June 1, 2018 yes.... the Istick..... the number one weapon of the Church.... my autocorrect is going crazy.
Iarwainiel I she/her Posted June 17, 2018 Posted June 17, 2018 This came up in my twitterstream. No idea who the person is that posted it, but apparently if you force a bot to watch 1000 hours of Olive Garden commercials, then ask it to write a commercial of its own, prominent in the script is the line "Unlimited stick" (right after the line "I shall eat Italian citizens."). Also, I do in fact drive a stick (manual transmission car), so I am a stick - - or at least my car is.
Narcoleptic Axolotl he/him Posted June 18, 2018 Posted June 18, 2018 Alright, now this is going to be a long one, but I ask you all to stick around till the end. Life isn't always full of sunshine; sometimes you get the short end of the stick. But remember, if anyone bothers you, stick and stones can break your bones, but words will never hurt you. Here at the shard, we all stick together. Just come to your friends, and we'll stick up for you if you're too afraid to do it on your own. Whoever it is probably has a stick up his backside. Just take those bad thoughts and stick them in a safe in the back of your mind. Then cover up that safe with a poster, and use gum to make sure it sticks to the wall. I didn't mean to turn this into a PSA, but I started writing and the idea just kinda stuck. I'm out of puns. Please offer more if you have them, whether you made them yourself or got them off the internet. PS. What's brown and sticky? 1
Gancho Libre he/him Posted June 18, 2018 Posted June 18, 2018 a stick? anyway, you should treet this site with more respect. Spread your roots away from the annoying puns. Branch out. I do not claim the rights for any of these puns. 1
Ethan_sedai he/him Posted June 25, 2018 Posted June 25, 2018 On 3/28/2014 at 6:36 PM, Fifth of Daybreak said: I am a stick, you are a stick, we are all a stick.
retrorocket1 Posted August 20, 2018 Posted August 20, 2018 On 5/30/2018 at 10:07 AM, Gancho Libre said: Any can be stick. the baptism is a submersion into mulch. Any playground will do. oh whoops, I've been baptizing them with fire.
Ashertliden Posted August 24, 2018 Posted August 24, 2018 Can you not see that I am the only one who is A Stick?
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