These Stupid Ranks

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

you are no longer a valid target.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

@CalanoCorvus you can come insult me now as I am now a light eyes.

[Going_North_cal]

12 hours ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

@CalanoCorvus you can come insult me now as I am now a light eyes.

you're an arteth, mate

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

When I posted it I was a lighteyes but after that my reputation exploded. I am the head arteth of the cult in ICMBAAOM

[Going_North_cal]

oh no not a cult-

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

What did you think Shu-dereth really was?

[Emery the Steelrunner he/him]

I’m a house lord, now I just need to figure out what my house name will be. Any suggestions?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Imma steal your house's secrets for the benefit of my master so we can rule the Cosmere or something.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

1 hour ago, Emery the Steelrunner said:

I’m a house lord, now I just need to figure out what my house name will be. Any suggestions?

Are you an allomancer?

Edit: of course you are! someone hire me to kill him (killing only applies to ranks)

Edited May 12, 2022 by EmulatonStromenkiin

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I can help organize your hazekillers as I am now a priest and also good at organization.

[Guest]

Yes.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

very well, we are paid in sweets, each member chooses their own prefered type, and all payment must be safe for the consumer. I choose donuts.

[Guest]

I choose Ferrero Rocher's

yum.

Edited May 12, 2022 by Blake Hawklow

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

who do you wish to hire us to kill, prelan @The Wandering Wizard

[Going_North_cal]

i am a lord prelan now

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Who ever @CalanoCorvus wants you to as I work for him now.

[Going_North_cal]

i cannot make any sense of that sentence, @The Wandering Wizard could you ammend it so it makes grammatical sense?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Whoever @CalanoCorvus wants you to kill is who I want you to kill.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Just now, CalanoCorvus said:

i cannot make any sense of that sentence, @The Wandering Wizard could you ammend it so it makes grammatical sense?

you get to hire the Hazekillers to kill metalborn. If you do not hire us, we will still kill metalborn and steal our payment of sweets from them.

[Guest]

Yes. Please hurry, My sword REALLY wants to destroy some metalborn.

Edited May 12, 2022 by Blake Hawklow

[Emery the Steelrunner he/him]

I need to hire a few hazekillers to protect my house from mistings and mistborns.

[Guest]

But do you have the SWEETS???

Spoiler

Psst @EmulatonStromenkiin weren't we supposed to destroy emery?????

AYYYYYYYY 111 POSTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited May 12, 2022 by Blake Hawklow

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

3 minutes ago, Emery the Steelrunner said:

I need to hire a few hazekillers to protect my house from mistings and mistborns.

we are willing to be hired, but if you do not pay us, we will kill you. We also require specific targets

Spoiler

that was our target till we were hired, we are mercenaries. @Blake Hawklow

 

Edited May 12, 2022 by EmulatonStromenkiin

[Going_North_cal]

@Blake Hawklow There's a protest going on outside of Kredik Shaw. They're a bunch of soothers.

Take care of it.

@Emery the Steelrunner You've got some now

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

1 minute ago, CalanoCorvus said:

@Blake Hawklow There's a protest going on outside of Kredik Shaw. They're a bunch of soothers.

Take care of it.

@Emery the Steelrunner You've got some now

we need specific targets.