Salutations!

[Wedge]

Hello!

Years ago I introduced my best friend to these books. Now she’s paying back the favor by introducing me to the 17th Shard. Thanks, my witty, witless friend.

I’m a devoted wordnerd who has a hankering for reading and writing fantasy. More often than actually getting to do either of these activities, I just enjoy weaving/admiring plots and well made cultures, philosophizing, and rolling intriguing words around my head all day until I finally look up the definition. Does anyone else get this?

[The Forgetful Archivist he/him]

Welcome to the Shard have a Upvote and a cookie, I too love words, have you ever heard of the Sapir-Whorf hypothesis and linguistic relativism? 

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Thanks, my witty, witless friend.

Hmmmm, is your friend @I am Witless?

Edited May 25, 2018 by The Forgetful Archivist

[I Am Witless she/her]

@The Forgetful Archivist, yes, I am! Any trouble making I get into is her fault.

Also, mwahahHahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE YOU AND NOTHING CAN STAND IN OUR WAY.

Warning, the cookie has spiked in it. 

[Niteshado he/him]

Hello and Welcome to the Shard!! Have an upvote!

We like to greet each other here by saying "My life to yours, My breath become yours" you should try it!! you go first!!

[Rebecca she/her]

Welcome to the Shard! We’re glad to have you here. Who’s your favorite Sanderson character?

Edit: 500th post. Yoot!

Edited May 25, 2018 by Rebecca

[I Am Witless she/her]

Don't give your breath away or eat cookies, @Wedge They are trying to steal you breath (a la Warbreaker) and feed you cookies with spikes in it. I don't want my friend to be breathless and a hemalurgic monster.

[The Forgetful Archivist he/him]

What, me give out spiked cookies that create hemalergic monsters??? My cookies can ensure longish life and interesting powers 

[Wedge]

On 5/25/2018 at 11:54 AM, The Forgetful Archivist said:

What, me give out spiked cookies that create hemalergic monsters??? My cookies can ensure longish life and interesting powers 

Haha, I'm a bit concerned about the "ish" and "interesting" when my life is on the line. Though if you like, I have some good Herdazian guacamole.

[Wedge]

Hmm. Favorite character... has to be Hoid. I wish I could sit him down and ask him a few age old questions that we earthdwellers have only begun answering.

Nope, I haven't heard of that Sapir-Whorf hypothesis or about linguistic relativism, though it's already catching my imagination. 

[AonEne he/him]

Hey, Witless's friend! Welcome to the Shard.

The title of this intro thread intrigues me. Have you by any chance watched RWBY?

[Apollyon he/him]

Welcome to the Shard! We embrace all manner of outcasts, refugees, and introverts! Have a Penny and an upvote!