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1 hour ago, Jehoiada said:

What is your favourite kind of sandwich? 

What's your general location?

What's the best way to eat ice cream? (in your opinion)

My favorite sandwich is probably one with pastrami, lettuce, tomato, and mustard. On some type of delicious bread, I don’t really have a preference.

Utah area.

The best way to eat ice cream is in a bowl. That way you can get more ice cream.

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Do you know about the book, Life and Death?  Yep that’s my quesiton.

Secondary questions:

Do you like Twilight?

Also if you were a vampire would you rather be from Twilight or form Discworld?

As a Discworld vampire would you be a Black Ribboner?  (Clearly everyone would rather be from the Discworld.)

If you were a Black Ribboner what would you be obessed with instead of obessing over blood?

If you have read Discworld, who is your favorite vampire?

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8 hours ago, Life&Death said:

i would obsess over either cake, chocolate milk, or hot chocolate.

Those are good choices.  I love chocolate.  You would fit in with one of the Black Ribboner groups that drinks coco together.

btw Life and Death is the genderbended version of Twilight.  I’ve never read it myself, but I have a friend who did.  All my questions kind of stemed from that.  I don’t like the vampires in Twilight, but I love Discworld, so that’s what inspired my crazy questions.

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I have thought out a giant book series plot. The most important person in it is Life. His job is to watch over the earth and make sure everyone’s lives are running as they should. He also collects life energy when people die, so most people know him as Death, even though it is only a small part of his job discription. He gets quite annoyed by it.

unfortunately the username Life has been taken, so I have to be Life&Death. So this thread is based off of asking Life questions. But those questions can take the form that would be better to ask Death if they were spectate beings. So ask Life, or Death.

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@Gancho Libre It wasn't a conscious reference to anything (although I have on occasion said something clever that I thought was an original idea, but turned out to be a rehashing of something I'd read). I probably found that one on the internet somewhere. Likely the inspirational quotes section of the dark web google images.

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On 5/31/2018 at 8:11 AM, Gancho Libre said:

what is your exact age?

how would I go about forging a birth certificite?

would you approve if I were to steal all of you insurance money?

Between 1 and 1,000,000,000

Very carefully 

Go ahead. (I will hunt you down though) 6tU3gRQ.gif

On 5/31/2018 at 5:39 PM, Archer said:

What is the worst gift you've ever received? 

How do you get rid of leprechauns?

What was the name of your childhood pet?

Headphones that I literally bought the day before. Other then that it was a good gift.

You “accidentally” leave a note lying around making it look like you are a professional leprechaun exterminator.


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1 hour ago, Silva said:

Are puns the worst things to have ever been created?



*wipes tear from eye*

Puns are simply beautiful. They make me cry tears of joy.

*suddenly serious*

So no. They are not. 

*stares deep into @Silva‘s soul*

You must never think otherwise.

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