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[Fluff]

I just wanted to say hi. I’ve been lurking for a while but have never posted. I’m glad to be here!

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, Fluff said:

I just wanted to say hi. I’ve been lurking for a while but have never posted. I’m glad to be here!

 

 

Good to have you here, fluff!  For you initiation to the forum could you please repeat the words

"My life to yours, my Breath become yours"?  Then you can eat this cookie:

 

 

Edited April 22, 2018 by Illythyrra Dark

[Archer he/him]

Welcome! What's your favourite book? 

[AonEne he/him]

Don't eat the cookie or say the words! She's trying to steal your soul and spike you.

If you join TUBA, then you never have to worry about a friend stabbing you in the back with a Hemalurgic spike. We stab from the front, and only when you betray us.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, AonEne said:

Don't eat the cookie or say the words! She's trying to steal your soul and spike you.

If you join TUBA, then you never have to worry about a friend stabbing you in the back with a Hemalurgic spike. We stab from the front, and only when you betray us.

 

Such vicious lies about poor ol' me!~  MEANIE!~

[AonEne he/him]

I swear by Sanderson's glasses, I'm not lying. You can't trust cookies around here. Only with TUBA can you be certain they aren't spiked. The DA do unimaginable things to their baked goods.

[Guest]

Just now, AonEne said:

I swear by Sanderson's glasses, I'm not lying. You can't trust cookies around here. Only with TUBA can you be certain they aren't spiked. The DA do unimaginable things to their baked goods.

Like make them extra chocolately?  Who doesn't like chocolate?  ok fine, oatmeal raisen more to your liking?  penut butter cookies?  I'm sure we have some of those lying around somwhere...

[AonEne he/him]

I don't know about that, but evil things happen. Check out their thread, or heck, the signature right above me. Sliiiightly evil, wouldn't you say?

[Guest]

3 minutes ago, AonEne said:

I don't know about that, but evil things happen. Check out their thread, or heck, the signature right above me. Sliiiightly evil, wouldn't you say?

 I'm only evil at night.  Sometimes in the morning after I wake up.  Both those clearly carry different meanings though, heheheheh...

[AonEne he/him]

1 minute ago, Illythyrra Dark said:

 I'm only evil at night.  Sometimes in the morning after I wake up.  Both those clearly carry different meanings though, heheheheh...

Do they?

[Guest]

Just now, AonEne said:

Do they?

yeah, they do!~   I'm not exactly sure if I can mention what "evil" means in this case without being hit by the admins....

[AonEne he/him]

The DA is evil, though. Don't give them your Breath or eat their cookies.

[Guest]

12 minutes ago, AonEne said:

The DA is evil, though. Don't give them your Breath or eat their cookies.

 

party pooper

[AonEne he/him]

Hey, just trying to save Fluff's sanity.

[Guest]

Commendable.  But I have other ways of reaching the living.  my failure here will only open up new avenues for me, mortal. 

Edited April 22, 2018 by Illythyrra Dark

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

17 hours ago, AonEne said:

Don't eat the cookie or say the words! She's trying to steal your soul and spike you.

If you join TUBA, then you never have to worry about a friend stabbing you in the back with a Hemalurgic spike. We stab from the front, and only when you betray us.

She admitted to using hemalurgy. @Archer @Stormblessed Dolphin Be careful you are treading a mediocrely lit fine line. 

Edited April 23, 2018 by ElephantEarwax

[Stormblessed Dolphin he/him]

8 minutes ago, ElephantEarwax said:

He admitted to using hemalurgy. @Archer @Stormblessed Dolphin Be careful you are treading a mediocrely lit fine line. 

1. @AonEne is a She  

2. You are twisting what she said to serve your own purposes. That is not what she said. You are inserting words that aren't there. Why would she be referring to using spikes? All she was saying, is that we face our enemies bravely, and do not stoop to the low levels of hemalurgy to accomplish our goals.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

14 minutes ago, Stormblessed Dolphin said:

1. @AonEne is a She  

2. You are twisting what she said to serve your own purposes. That is not what she said. You are inserting words that aren't there. Why would she be referring to using spikes? All she was saying, is that we face our enemies bravely, and do not stoop to the low levels of hemalurgy to accomplish our goals.

1. Better

2. I didn't change it. 

17 hours ago, AonEne said:

If you join TUBA, then you never have to worry about a friend stabbing you in the back with a Hemalurgic spike. We stab from the front, and only when you betray us.

She is saying stuff, Be careful, you could have someone power hungry.

Edited April 23, 2018 by ElephantEarwax

[Grey Knight]

22 hours ago, Fluff said:

I just wanted to say hi. I’ve been lurking for a while but have never posted. I’m glad to be here!

Welcome to the 17th Shard, Fluff!

You're probably confused as to why all these people are battling over your soul. Before we dive into the history lesson, how many Sanderson books have you read? That will determine how much I have to explain Hemalurgy.

[AonEne he/him]

I never said that we would stab you with a Hemalurgic spike. I only said that we would stab you, and again, only if you betray'attack us. We do not attack without provocation. 

[Guest]

I suppose that's fair. 

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

2 hours ago, AonEne said:

I never said that we would stab you with a Hemalurgic spike. I only said that we would stab you, and again, only if you betray'attack us. We do not attack without provocation. 

Nope. I saw what I saw. You use hemalurgy.

[AonEne he/him]

9 minutes ago, ElephantEarwax said:

Nope. I saw what I saw. You use hemalurgy.

So...you're denying what I said and replacing it with what you said, now. That's literally just not what I said. My exact words were, "We stab from the front, and only when you betray us." No mention of Hemalurgic spikes. 

[Ookla the Foreclosed]

3 hours ago, AonEne said:

I never said that we would stab you with a Hemalurgic spike. I only said that we would stab you, and again, only if you betray'attack us. We do not attack without provocation. 

Assuming that whatever you're stabbing with is metal, it is a hemalurgic spike.

[+ElephantEarwax he/him]

See the new guy agrees. I am correct. In the last sentence you were stabbing with hemalurgy.