Hello

[Wylaguy1]

Hi, i do in fact exist. I have read most of sandersons works incliding, rithmitist, all reckoners, stormlight 1-3, warbreaker, arcanium unbound, wax and wayne 1, and mistborn 1, although thay was a while ago, and cant remember the finer points. Well, see ya in the forums.

[MacThorstenson he/him]

Welcome to the 17th shard! If you want the welcoming gift of an upvote and a cookie, here it is!

What's your favorite book out of all of them?

Edited March 13, 2018 by MacThorstenson

[Wylaguy1]

Oathbringer, easily, it is very intresting and grts into the nitty gritty of thw series, as well as teaches alot about the 3 realms, as well as Roshar as a whole.

[I Am Witless she/her]

@Wylaguy1, Welcome to the 17th Shard, and have an upvote! I'd be careful with the cookie, if I were you. Have you read Alcatraz? Which is your favorite series? What is your social security number? How much wood can a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? Do you like reading Shakespeare or Homer? Which is your favorite of the three realms, or do you like how they work together as a whole?

Also, have a penguin!*

*Does not contain spikes. When adulthood is reached, likelihood of explosively imitating rocketships increases by a chance of 24601.0642%.

[Wylaguy1]

I have not read Alcatraz, my favorite series is Stormlight, my social secruity is 444-444-4444 (nor really), lots of wood, and I like them together, becaise it adds depth to the cosmere. Thats all.

[Ink he/him]

Greetings. and welcome. All nerds who love sanderson’s works should come here. Here are some tips to stay alive

1. DONT ACCEPT COOKIES!! This is important, as most are baked with hemalurgy, it WILL steal part of your spiritweb, people who do this will have crossed out words like so and pretend to be friendly

2. Don’t give away your breath. Same as above, people like to steal your breath

3. Enjoy yourself. This is a place to have fun, explore, and just give your opinion.

4. If you’re bored, there is a few groups doing role plays and fanfics, if you want to join.

5. I think that’s it. Good luck out there kid.

[I Am Witless she/her]

@Quell, what is your position on earth-based penguins?

[Tesh Any pronouns]

Ah, already been offered a cookie. 

Have a kiwi bird! Please don't eat it. It's super sweet.

Her name is Hesina.

[Ink he/him]

15 minutes ago, I am Witless said:

 

@Quell, what is your position on earth-based penguins?

 

They are pretty cool, if you catch my drift. I have seen a few, and think they are pretty ice. There is snow way i am going to say they are dumb though. Cold puns!

[Wylaguy1]

Tell Hesina that she(?) Is a wonderful bird and so cute.

Edited March 13, 2018 by Wylaguy1
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[Archer he/him]

Sorry, @Quell. I think that your jokes are getting a frosty reception. I thaw this once before, but that guy was more arctic-ulate. Anyway, it's not your fault, around here people who tell puns often get the cold shoulder. I see (geddit?) it all the time.