Cognitive Shadow he/him Posted February 26, 2018 Posted February 26, 2018 Hey guys! Let’s put a bunch of jokes, good, or bad on this thread. Anything Stormlight is acceptable. Let me kick this off. What do the Azish engineers want to rejoin the coalition? A Surge protector! 6
Fifth of Daybreak he/him Posted February 26, 2018 Posted February 26, 2018 It's... tangentially stormlight. What's the last thing Scadrial needs? Mo-Ash 12
Brgst13 Posted February 27, 2018 Posted February 27, 2018 *knock knock* Who's there? Not Jezrien anymore! 4
Fifth of Daybreak he/him Posted February 27, 2018 Posted February 27, 2018 Why is the Vorin religion so strong? They have Ardent worshippers. 5
Devout Pathian Posted February 27, 2018 Posted February 27, 2018 I saw this somewhere else, but I don’t know where, so I can’t give the person credit. Now that Shallan has married Adolin, she is a Semi-Kholin. 11
Cognitive Shadow he/him Posted February 27, 2018 Author Posted February 27, 2018 Knock Knock who’s there? I... Come in you deserter. If you’re nice maybe Roshone won’t hang you I... *Summons Shardblade* That really wasn’t a joke, but I felt that this scene was one of the funniest in the whole book.
StormingTexan he/him Posted February 27, 2018 Posted February 27, 2018 Why do Bondsmith and Stonewards not get along? Too much Tension between them. 5
Blazenella he/him Posted February 27, 2018 Posted February 27, 2018 Why are Windrunners such good people? They adhere to their oaths. 1
Blazenella he/him Posted February 27, 2018 Posted February 27, 2018 Why doesn't anyone like Edgedancers? They're too abrasive. 3
Blazenella he/him Posted February 27, 2018 Posted February 27, 2018 *Walks slowly on to the the stage* *pauses* *Picks up mic* Ahem... Capricious *Drops mic* 2
Blazenella he/him Posted February 27, 2018 Posted February 27, 2018 What's the #1 hit in Alethkar? Thriller 2
Blazenella he/him Posted February 27, 2018 Posted February 27, 2018 What does the Nightwatcher say when she can't comprehend a boon? I'm stumped
Subvisual Haze Posted February 28, 2018 Posted February 28, 2018 What's the deal with The Skybreakers? You'd think an order with the essence of smoke/vapor who bond with Highspren would be a lot more chill! 5
digitalbusker he/him Posted February 28, 2018 Posted February 28, 2018 Why is there a big privacy screen at the back of every Vorin bank? So you don't see the vault attendant's safe hand. 3
Blazenella he/him Posted February 28, 2018 Posted February 28, 2018 (edited) Why are Liespren called Cryptics? Calculus Edit: Too real? Edited February 28, 2018 by Blazenella 1
Pagerunner he/him Posted March 2, 2018 Posted March 2, 2018 @Blazenella, please do not double-post. If you have something to add, and nobody else has posted, just use the Edit function.
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