Quickbronze he/him Posted January 10, 2018 Posted January 10, 2018 (edited) Credit to Athelia who made the most recent one, and BreathTaker, who made one before that. Hmmm... How many of these have been made over the years? With that out of the way, let the hilarity ensue! One good one is from the Reckoners, though it's technically a reference; here's a paraphrased version: "I like you, but I'm too afraid to say it, so here's an awkward flirtation instead!" what am I doing with my life Edited January 12, 2018 by .50 Caliber Gentleman 2
Herowannabe he/him Posted January 11, 2018 Posted January 11, 2018 Is that a cinderblock in your pocket, or are you reading Stormlight Archive? 5
Ammanas Posted January 11, 2018 Posted January 11, 2018 Is that a Moon Scepter in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Also the following youtube video. Replace Heaven with Tranquilline Halls and Angel with Herald. 1
King Cole he/him Posted January 11, 2018 Posted January 11, 2018 (edited) Are you a Brass Compounder, cause you look really hot. Are you an awakened sword, cause you take my breath away. I must be tapping Chromium, cause there's no other way I would be lucky enough to meet you. You must be a Windrunner, cause my eyes have been stuck to you all night. Am I burning Atium, cause I see a future with you I must be a Seeker, cause I have been getting good vibes from you all day I wish I was a Keeper, cause I wanna remember this night forever. So you can burn Electrum, see any futures with me? I'm gonna tap some bronze, cause I wanna be awake all night with you. I wish I was a Truthwatcher, cause then I could progress with you. These are all terrible, but really fun to tell to friends and watch them cringe Edited January 11, 2018 by King Cole 11
Zennix he/him Posted January 11, 2018 Posted January 11, 2018 You must be an Elsecaller, 'cause you just found the way to my heart. 2
thegatorgirl00 she/her Posted January 12, 2018 Posted January 12, 2018 There's an old thread with some really good ones.
Steven Posted January 21, 2018 Posted January 21, 2018 Hey, are you a Lightweaver? Because you look illuminating. 2
Archer he/him Posted February 16, 2018 Posted February 16, 2018 Hello. Let me offer you food. (Warbreaker reference) 2
Quickbronze he/him Posted February 16, 2018 Author Posted February 16, 2018 I haven't read Warbreaker, unfortunately
Herowannabe he/him Posted February 17, 2018 Posted February 17, 2018 16 hours ago, Archer said: Hello. Let me offer you food. (Warbreaker reference) 15 hours ago, .50 Caliber Gentleman said: I haven't read Warbreaker, unfortunately I have, several times, and I still don’t get the reference... 1
Archer he/him Posted February 17, 2018 Posted February 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Herowannabe said: I have, several times, and I still don’t get the reference... "Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process." - E.B. White Chapter 36, Susebron thinks the way the seductress tries to tempt the young prince is with food. 3
Herowannabe he/him Posted February 18, 2018 Posted February 18, 2018 22 hours ago, Archer said: "Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process." - E.B. White Chapter 36, Susebron thinks the way the seductress tries to tempt the young prince is with food. Ah yes, got it.
King Cole he/him Posted February 18, 2018 Posted February 18, 2018 You must have lashed me, cause I think im falling for you. Dirty Spoiler I must be a hemalurgist, cause I’d live to stick a spike in you 2
ICanDream Posted February 23, 2018 Posted February 23, 2018 Oathbringer spoilers Spoiler This is kind of an anti pick up line but: Is your name Pattern, because around you there’s no mating! 1
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