Willshaping Crasher Posted January 16, 2018 Posted January 16, 2018 6 hours ago, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: Exactly @Steeldancer! But Hoid might be happy because this would probably trigger the development of products like this on Roshar: ...........and this is how Hoid gets caught by Rayse. Hoid can't resist the noodles.
digitalbusker he/him Posted January 16, 2018 Posted January 16, 2018 None can withstand the deliciousness of Hoidstess Fruit Pies! 1
Blazenella he/him Posted January 17, 2018 Posted January 17, 2018 What would Honor's be? Tanavastium?
Vissy Posted January 17, 2018 Posted January 17, 2018 On 16.1.2018 at 2:27 AM, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: Exactly @Steeldancer! But Hoid might be happy because this would probably trigger the development of products like this on Roshar: Hoid: So what you're saying is... if I let Odium win, I'll get instant noodles? Odium: Yes... the dark side Singers have cookies noodles... 1
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine he/him Posted January 17, 2018 Posted January 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Vissy said: Hoid: So what you're saying is... if I let Odium win, I'll get instant noodles? Odium: Yes... the dark side Singers have cookies noodles... Hahahaha! Actually, what I suspect will happen is that these light-gold instant noodles (suspiciously colored, no?) will just have a trace amount of Odi-Yum-I-Yum in them, giving everyone on Roshar a Passion for Instant Noodles. Then Odium's plan will come to true fruition, check it out: It's a spring-loaded, Odiumium Herald Shanker, with herald specific gems hidden in the recessed area on the bottom of Instant Noodle cups. So here's how I see this working, after everyone on Roshar, Heralds included, has developed a Passion for Instant Noodles, agents of Odium will give all of the heralds specially prepared Cup O' Odi-Yum-I-Yums that when opened, a reticulated Odiumium knife that is attached to the Herald keyed gem, will spring up and shank the herald, giving them the true death and even worse they will die with their desire for instant noodles unfulfilled. A truly Odious plan. 2
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