Answer me anything

[StrikerEZ he/him]

So, I thought I'd make something new. I give you guys answers, and you give me questions. 

Potato.

The square root of 758.

A friend made it for me, after I asked her too.

It's Tyler.

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

Question for One: Why is there fifty states in the United States of America, ten provinces in Canada, and oblasts in Russia, while kiwi is a fruit and a bird, but a fruit bat is neither a fruit nor a bird?

Question for Two: If there is a confrontation between a bicyclist and a mathematician at a four-way intersection in the middle of Baltimore, and fifteen green jelly beans are in the police officer's pocket, then what is the answer to the innocent bystander's four-year-old's math problem?

Question for Three: Why does North Korea have a nuclear program?

Question for Four: Who is the leader of the Illuminati? 

[marsoupial they/them]

1. What can you boil, mash, and stick in a stew?

2. If someone is 27, their birthday is in June, and it's February, what is another term for their approximate age?

3. Why is your phone case bedazzled? Not saying it isn't wonderful, but just out of curiosity.

4. Who is the best member of Twenty One Pilots? 

[StrikerEZ he/him]

Great questions guys. 

1. The armada will one day destroy us all.

2. The bass clarinet.

3. You add 42.

4. If the world eats the moon, of course.

[kenod]

1. Is the Dutch navy a good idea?
2. Which instrument is the hardest to play?
3. How do you get the answer to anything from 0?
4. When will Nightblood be published?

[Shqueeves]

1. Who should we fear most? 

2. What is the worst instrument ever? 

3. How do you fix the universe? 

4. What is the best way to eliminate the aliens that we know are on Pluto? 

[StrikerEZ he/him]

7 hours ago, Shqueeves said:

2. What is the worst instrument ever? 

I'll have you know that I play the worst instrument ever, thank you very much. 

1. What do you mean? African or European swallow? (Yes, I'm answering a question with a question)

2. -42

3. Eating, reading, sleeping, and playing video games.

4. The universe shall explode.

[Hemalurgic Headshot he/him]

1. What is the average velocity of a swallow?

(I get the reference)

2. The opposite of everything is?

3. What is the daily lifestyle of the rare, wild Striker?

4. What happens when I divide by zero?