Jondesu he/him Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 I was just trolling Brandon's Reddit account when I came across this gem in the WoT subreddit. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Who Sharded? Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Well he has said that he was born 40. So that makes him 81. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zathoth Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 I'm not sure about crabby, old man, but he is definitely a kind of crab. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skaa he/him Posted December 28, 2016 Report Share Posted December 28, 2016 10 hours ago, Zathoth said: I'm not sure about crabby, old man, but he is definitely a kind of crab. How dare you imply that Brandon Sanderson is one of the ugly lizard-crab things from Roshar! Or are you saying that he's a Sleepless? That... might explain some things... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farnsworth Posted January 12, 2017 Report Share Posted January 12, 2017 I don't know much about Brandon, but I very much doubt he is 81. Jordan probably would be if he were still around. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jondesu he/him Posted January 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Figberts said: I don't know much about Brandon, but I very much doubt he is 81. Jordan probably would be if he were still around. He's 41. The joke is that he says he was born 40 years old, so that would make him the equivalent of 81 if so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kered he/him Posted January 13, 2017 Report Share Posted January 13, 2017 Nope, I'm rolling with the 81 thing. All signs point to it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Themasterhunter Posted February 23, 2017 Report Share Posted February 23, 2017 The prophecy clearly states thus; He shall come forth of great age, and leave collective hallucinations that we can all view by staring at ink covered fibres bound by glue. (And sometimes durable cardboard!!!) anyway, that basically means he is 81 3/56ths. whatever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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