It is wonderful to arrive!

[joey]

Hello

I started reading Sanderson's books over the summer break starting with Warbreaker then The Mistborn trilogy and the Wax and Wayne series.

The thing that this forum has helped me most is that the Cosmere is a thing and brandon just doesn't have an addiction to calling seemingly unimportant but key at the same time characters Hoid

Thank you for all the wonderful theories I will be sure to lose my sanity over the next couple of days getting to grips with them.

[Argent he/him]

Damnation, @joey found us, guys! Time to pack up and go open www.18thShard.com...

[cloudjumper he/him]

4 hours ago, Argent said:

Damnation, @joey found us, guys! Time to pack up and go open www.18thShard.com...

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[marsoupial they/them]

6 hours ago, joey said:

Hello

I started reading Sanderson's books over the summer break starting with Warbreaker then The Mistborn trilogy and the Wax and Wayne series.

The thing that this forum has helped me most is that the Cosmere is a thing and brandon just doesn't have an addiction to calling seemingly unimportant but key at the same time characters Hoid

Thank you for all the wonderful theories I will be sure to lose my sanity over the next couple of days getting to grips with them.

Welcome to the Shard, @joey!

I'm bleeder, resident wearer or vests.

Feel your way around, get a hand on things, and if you need any help or advice, feel free to chat with me. 

If you need any clarification on anything, don't be scared to ask (we go on wild tangents sometimes and lose track of our ideas).

So... Yeah! Welcome!

[KnightRadiant she/her]

Welcome, joey! Have an upvote!

By the way, avoid all cookies. They will Ruin your life.

[joey]

But why no cookies, cookies taste so nice 

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Ignore them, they hate cookies, if they offer chouta, thats what you have to say no to.

so, want a cookie? @joey

[Stick. she/her]

Hello, Joey! Welcome to the shard! Upvote? Upvote!

Also, Dark Alley, this cookie thing is getting old XD. You people need to think of something new now 

1 hour ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

so, want a cookie? @joey

No, Joey, you don't want a cookie.

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

cake?

[joey]

I'll take some cake for sure, what flavour?

[marsoupial they/them]

Don't do it, @joey! I hear the cake is Breathtaking, but you must never eat food offered to you by the Dark Alley. 

We, the Assassins in Technicolor Clothing, offer you our all-natural non-GMO allomantic chouta. It's delicious and will not harm you.

Edited September 20, 2016 by bleeder

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

8 minutes ago, joey said:

I'll take some cake for sure, what flavour?

It tastes whatever you like the best. Bleeder here, is just like the character he named himself after, quite the sly fellow

[joey]

Ah well could try it I'm partially colour blind  anyway.

but that technicolor clothing looks pretty good

[marsoupial they/them]

Just now, Darkness Ascendant said:

It tastes whatever you like the best. Bleeder here, is just like the character he named himself after, quite the sly fellow

Just tryna save this poor soul from Ruining his life. Give him a moment to catch his Breath, man, come on.

Chouta is savory meat wrapped in pita bread. Like a gyro, just less Greek and more Herdazian. They're good and good for you. 

The Lopen endorses them! 

Spoiler

These have a secret ingredient: metals.

 

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Just now, joey said:

Ah well could try it I'm partially colour blind  anyway.

but that technicolor clothing looks pretty good

Bleeder is trying to give you chouta. In SA, it's a strange, foreign food which noone likes and everyone hates.

There you go, gave you some of our cake

[joey]

Could I maybe have both, please

but if you were to spike me please take my charming wit 

[marsoupial they/them]

Just now, joey said:

Could I maybe have both, please

but if you were to spike me please take my charming wit 

Here, have some chouta.

 

[joey]

Hmm tastes a bit weird but the secret ingredient really makes the taste 

[marsoupial they/them]

Just now, joey said:

Hmm tastes a bit weird but the secret ingredient really makes the taste 

Ye boi. Burn it up. We'll make a Mistborn out of you yet.

[joey]

4 minutes ago, bleeder said:

Ye boi. Burn it up. We'll make a Mistborn out of you yet.

Well I'm burning metals in chemistry class right now, stearic something right now the power to bore a whole classroom, really powerful misting

[Darkness Ascendant he/him]

Did you like the cake?

[joey]

2 hours ago, Darkness Ascendant said:

Did you like the cake?

Of course I did it was wonderful  

[KnightRadiant she/her]

So... did Dark Alley win this thing? I'm confused. I think they did.

[marsoupial they/them]

Just now, KnightRadiant said:

So... did Dark Alley win this thing? I'm confused. I think they did.

I think Alley and Assassins tied. After all, he ate my chouta.

[Elenion he/him]

3 hours ago, bleeder said:

I think Alley and Assassins tied. After all, he ate my chouta.

When you're dealing with the power of Ruin, there are no winners.