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Strung it together. You're welcome. 

Maaaaan Del really gets around. What is happening???

Stick is questioning its existence!

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It was dark, and Del had just finished his meal, wolfing it down very quickly. He was late for  the meeting, but found that everyone was smelling like used diapers,  to conjure the SPELL OF POOPING.

But suddenly, a giant German Shepherd burst through the door! And ate the crusty remains of the dead, whose bodies were rotting in his head! Del then, shooed the dog out the door, so that he could lick them, who were outside.

Del then had to sing the Song of Heroes, because that song was very crappy.

Everyone else gaped! “No apology, Boots!”

But Del’s conscience told him not to give boots to Shallan, because Horneater Royalty always asked too much of Del’s properties, because they are Horneaters. And Horneaters are magnificently, stupendously beautiful birds…far from the refined and generally useless Del. It was the humidity that really got to their heads feeling like a potato in a minefield.

Del was concerned about the hazekillers, because the unicorns pranced around the side of the Colorful Ocean ruled by the God King, Susebron. They were recently having waffles from a Shardblade that talked about blood, but loved to slice people’s heads like tomatoes which were  mouldy. Amazingly, the unicorns started running away from some Seventeenth Sharders, as their secret was way too big and useless to be revealed.

They chose to eat the chasmfiend with barbeque sauce, flavored with chull dung, with a sprinkle  of chocolate chips. It tasted delicious.

“I like sticks”, said one of the spren of penultimate power, who was a stick that liked to be a stick, so much that it remained a stick, despite Del’s efforts to turn it into Raoden. All of them wanted to convince it, but the Voidbringers stepped on it, which made it question its existence.

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5 hours ago, Doctor12 said:

Strung it together. You're welcome. 

Maaaaan Del really gets around. What is happening???

Stick is questioning its existence!

=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o=o

It was dark, and Del had just finished his meal, wolfing it down very quickly. He was late for  the meeting, but found that everyone was smelling like used diapers,  to conjure the SPELL OF POOPING.

 

But suddenly, a giant German Shepherd burst through the door! And ate the crusty remains of the dead, whose bodies were rotting in his head! Del then, shooed the dog out the door, so that he could lick them, who were outside.

 

Del then had to sing the Song of Heroes, because that song was very crappy.

 

Everyone else gaped! “No apology, Boots!”

 

But Del’s conscience told him not to give boots to Shallan, because Horneater Royalty always asked too much of Del’s properties, because they are Horneaters. And Horneaters are magnificently, stupendously beautiful birds…far from the refined and generally useless Del. It was the humidity that really got to their heads feeling like a potato in a minefield.

 

Del was concerned about the hazekillers, because the unicorns pranced around the side of the Colorful Ocean ruled by the God King, Susebron. They were recently having waffles from a Shardblade that talked about blood, but loved to slice people’s heads like tomatoes which were  mouldy. Amazingly, the unicorns started running away from some Seventeenth Sharders, as their secret was way too big and useless to be revealed.

 

They chose to eat the chasmfiend with barbeque sauce, flavored with chull dung, with a sprinkle  of chocolate chips. It tasted delicious.

 

“I like sticks”, said one of the spren of penultimate power, who was a stick that liked to be a stick, so much that it remained a stick, despite Del’s efforts to turn it into Raoden. All of them wanted to convince it, but the Voidbringers stepped on it, which made it question its existence.

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I laughed way too hard reading that 

poor Del leads a tough life filled with hardships :/

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