King's wit Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 (edited) Greetings my brothers and sisters, i have decided to join you in your struggle against the powers of evil. My name is isaac, and, as the King's Wit i am not a silly court fool such as one might find in other kingdoms. I am a sword, a tool maintained by the king. Insulting others is beneath the dignity of the king, so just as one used gloves when forced to handle something vile, the king has retained me so he didn't have to debase himself to the level of rudeness or offensiveness. Getting out of the act, i will obviously not be rude or offensive, and i hope to be able to contribute a lot of my time to analysing or creating worthwhile information to further the betterment of sanderson and this Forum. Edit: going back i did not reveal much of my mysterious past... Ahem... i shall begin to recount my breif history of my quaint life. I Isaac a. Decker a youth that has seen my seventeen'th spring, began to read sanderson novels on the date of march 5th, having had my teeth of wisdom removed, i found myself with a hearty ammount if spare time. I had been hearing about this " sanderson " for over 6 months, and i decided to start reading. Over the course of 28 days, i picked up the six mistborn novels, stormlight archives #1-2, warbreaker, steelheart, the rithmatist, and the first two wheel of time novels. I became instantly hooked on the idea of creating 3d animated shorts depicting certain scenes from the cosmere. In joining this site, that ultimate goal is one step closer. ( i am also interested in creating art and drawings of certain scenes) If anyone knows of another member or spot on the forum that is dedicated to art or animation could you please let me know. I hope to be able to contribute. Edited March 24, 2016 by King's wit 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Ascendant Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 Welcome fool wit. I see we have another artist on the block, I suggest you go to the Guild of Arts thread in Social groups. Have your first upvote. Have a cookie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamlewis Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 I believe in deception honesty. Would you like a cookie hemalurgic spike? Now going for 50% off in the Dark Alley! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King's wit Posted March 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 (edited) Welcome fool wit. I see we have another artist on the block, I suggest you go to the Guild of Arts thread in Social groups. Have your first upvote. Have a cookie A cookie? For me?? Why thank you!! ( takes cookie, breaks it open to check for raisins) ... gah! This is a wonderful cookie... but i must decline, for you see, i believe the hemalurgic arts to be... something i should not be involved in, such a thung could be considered a dark art in some guilds. (Maybe i will go undercover in dark alley and the guild of arts, at the same time)But thank you for the cookie, may i keep the spike to study? I must view all guilds before i make my choice. Another question, how may i change my working title, from 17th sharder to something else? Edited March 24, 2016 by King's wit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 Either click your 17th Shard icon next your posts, or scroll to the top of the screen and click the icon in the top right corner. From there, click your picture to change it, or to edit your signature/member title you click "Edit my Profile" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citadel16 Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 hey...hey! join the Knightbloods, we slay evil for a living! TODAY! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaymyth Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 Ahh! Someone else who is suspicious about unknown assailants sneaking vile raisins into cookies! They're almost as bad as hemalurgical spikes! (Seriously, I think that oatmeal raisin cookies were designed as trap pastries for chocolate lovers such as myself.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThirdGen Posted March 24, 2016 Report Share Posted March 24, 2016 I do not have any cookies cookies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoidhunter Posted March 26, 2016 Report Share Posted March 26, 2016 Yo! Welcome to the shard! can't help you with the art stuff...but looking forward to seeing some of your in the future. Have an upvote for being new. P.S. Good luck with the grandiose verbosity...I challenge you to keep it up through all of your posts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King's wit Posted March 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 why thank you, good sir! I shall bear my standard to your request, and take up this challenge!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamlewis Posted March 28, 2016 Report Share Posted March 28, 2016 Well you don't like cookies, huh? *Pulls out a spike from behind back* Hey look, a bird!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King's wit Posted March 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2016 A fowl? *turns around* i do not see such a thing, *turns back around* . Gah! i see you have a steel spike in your hand, what are you planning to do with that implement good sir? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Honor Spren Posted March 31, 2016 Report Share Posted March 31, 2016 Heeeey! Welcome! Joining the guild of arts I would definitely recommend. Some members that are pretty dedicated to art off the top of my head around here would be Botanica, grantmhansen, CarolaDavar, and sheep. There are a bunch of others too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormgate Posted April 5, 2016 Report Share Posted April 5, 2016 Stormgate grabs the spike. "Stand down, denizen of the Alley! You have made your offer, and it has been denied. As found in section B4L0-NY of the Dark Alley Charter, you must go in peace." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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