AdkBard Posted March 21, 2016 Posted March 21, 2016 (edited) Hello, I am a writer who hopes to improve my work with this site. I will likely be participating in the creator's corner area. I have read the Rithmatist and Steelheart and I am about to begin Firefight. Edited March 21, 2016 by AdkBard 2
Stormgate he/him Posted March 21, 2016 Posted March 21, 2016 The cookies are dangerous. Also, Sanderson has a Podcast called "Writing Excuses", in which he and two other authors tackle concepts of worldbuilding, plot development, characters, etc.
Nashan’Elin he/him Posted March 21, 2016 Posted March 21, 2016 No! *punches Elodin across the face while tapping pewter* Away with you!
Master Elodin Posted March 22, 2016 Posted March 22, 2016 I AM THE LORD RULER! YOU CANNOT GET RID OF ME SO EASILY! *compounds every metal and punches Nashan all the way to the Shattering*
Kaymyth she/her Posted March 22, 2016 Posted March 22, 2016 I AM THE LORD RULER! YOU CANNOT GET RID OF ME SO EASILY! *compounds every metal and punches Nashan all the way to the Shattering* *quietly uses unicorn powers to levitate an electromagnet behind Master Elodin and turns it on*
Nashan’Elin he/him Posted March 22, 2016 Posted March 22, 2016 I think we've taken over someone's intro post with a giant battle. *Lashes himself back and smashes into Elodin with the force of 100 downwards lashings*
Master Elodin Posted March 22, 2016 Posted March 22, 2016 *ascends* I AM FREE! WAIT HOW DID YOU GET BACK HERE? YOU LOOK TIRED. DO YOU WANT AN HONORSPREN SANDWICH? *sees horrified look on Nashan's face* THATS RIGHT! I AM ODIHONORVATION! YOU CANNOT BEAT THE SOURCE OF YOUR POWER! I MEAN HONESTLY, WHAT DID YOU THINK THAT MUCH STORMLIGHT WOULD DO TO A NICROSIL COMPOUNDER. AND DURALUMIN. MAN, I HAD ENOUGH CONNECTION TO PICK UP ALL THE SHARDS, NOT JUST THE THREE ON ROSHAR. ON SECOND THOUGHT, I WILL PICK THEM ALL UP. I AM ADONALSIUM!
Kaymyth she/her Posted March 22, 2016 Posted March 22, 2016 Invested. Sorry but that won't work. Really? We have plenty of WoBs about invested objects resisting magic, but is there anything out there that says stuff about magnets? Because suddenly I want to start sticking magnetic poetry to Wax's bracers...
Stormgate he/him Posted March 22, 2016 Posted March 22, 2016 I'm special Invested. You don't have a spike for nonmagneticism. I've seen your storage rooms.
Citadel16 he/him Posted March 22, 2016 Posted March 22, 2016 *walks towards elodin* *removes one of his spikes using the force* *watches elodin deflate like a balloon*
Master Elodin Posted March 22, 2016 Posted March 22, 2016 WHAT CAN I SAY, NASHAN? IM JUST NATURALLY UNATTRACTIVE. *reinflates* I DONT NEED SPIKES ANYMORE! 1
Nashan’Elin he/him Posted March 22, 2016 Posted March 22, 2016 *sighs and holds up a Larkin, sucking out Elodin's Stormlight* Let's all calm down here.
Master Elodin Posted March 22, 2016 Posted March 22, 2016 *sighs, as larkins can't destroy INFINITE POWER*
Citadel16 he/him Posted March 22, 2016 Posted March 22, 2016 (edited) "Don't make me commit a Deus Ex Machina, Elodin. I have that sort of power. I get it from Darkslayer, my Sentient Kazoo." grrr... Edited March 22, 2016 by WarriorMark16
Kaymyth she/her Posted March 22, 2016 Posted March 22, 2016 "Don't make me commit a Deus Ex Machina, Elodin. I have that sort of power. I get it from Darkslayer, my Sentient Kazoo." grrr... I feel like we're only a couple posts away from Banjo the Clown jokes...
Nashan’Elin he/him Posted March 22, 2016 Posted March 22, 2016 "Warriormark, if you would commit a Deus Ex Machina, that'd be great"
Citadel16 he/him Posted March 22, 2016 Posted March 22, 2016 *lights flashed, thunder rolled across a clear sky as the universe bowed to the will of warriormark. while he was at it he fixed the pollution in the air, gave non- hemalurgic cookies of glory to all sharders, made a cake, won a marathon, temporarily changed Stick into a campfire and placed him on top of a walking stick carved from the asgardian tree thingy, ran for president, round house kicked Trump into Clinton and giving them both comas, made another cake, lost control of Stick who became a stick, turned odium into a banana, made more epics than voidus, picked up the phone when destiny called, made bacon.* *then returned the powers of the shards to their previous owners. except odium. who is in fact, an invested banana in the drawer of a cop from elendel*
Master Elodin Posted March 22, 2016 Posted March 22, 2016 (edited) Sadly for you, I am the writer of this story. *waves hand* All of you are now locked in a vault outside of time itself, and your Deus Ex Machina is single-use. If you ever get out, have fun fighting an immensely powerful Dark Lord who holds the power of creation in his hands and is hell-bent on destroying you. *waves hand again* I AM ADONALSIUM... AGAIN! Edited March 22, 2016 by Master Elodin
Citadel16 he/him Posted March 22, 2016 Posted March 22, 2016 (edited) "you think to control me!" Warriormark said "this isn't Destiny. there is no such thing as the vault of glass! besides I have a genie bound to my will with two more wishes, the first being that I get my other two wishes no matter whos holding him. MY SECOND WISH IS TO CONTROL ALL TIME AND SPACE!!! WITHOUT CHANCE OF HEMALURGIC REMOVAL or removal of all kind for that matter!!!" Edited March 22, 2016 by WarriorMark16
Nashan’Elin he/him Posted March 22, 2016 Posted March 22, 2016 (edited) Have you brought us to the Dark One's prison for WoT? *The vault outside of time erupts into the time-stream, appearing in the sky. One wall flys out, and Nashan uses the SUPER Deus Ex Machina, which tears Elodin out of his position as writer of the story and throws him onto a far away planet, where he lands on Nightblood. More specifically, the uncovered blade of Nightblood.* Oh, and by the way, does anyone want to move this to a separate thread? I feel kinda bad for destroying AckBard's intro Edited March 22, 2016 by Nashan'Elin
Citadel16 he/him Posted March 22, 2016 Posted March 22, 2016 Have you brought us to the Dark One's prison for WoT? *The vault outside of time erupts into the time-stream, appearing in the sky. One wall flys out, and Nashan uses the SUPER Deus Ex Machina, which tears Elodin out of his position as writer of the story and throws him onto a far away planet, where he lands on Nightblood. More specifically, the uncovered blade of Nightblood.* Warriormark looks down at Darkslayer, then up at Nashan, then back to Darkslayer. grrr... "HEY!! I wanted to fight him!!" *rewinds time just a little bit.* *repeats what just happened with powers of time and space.*
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