Seonid he/him Posted November 26, 2015 Posted November 26, 2015 If I ever figure out who Ookla the NotVoidus is, I'll be sure to report back 3
Zea mays Posted November 26, 2015 Posted November 26, 2015 Oh don't mind me. Just standing here being innocuous. *whistles* 1
Delightful Posted November 26, 2015 Posted November 26, 2015 Just a guess, but are you Delightful?Yup
Kobold King he/him Posted November 26, 2015 Posted November 26, 2015 If I ever figure out who Ookla the NotVoidus is, I'll be sure to report back I've made a partial list of suspects: Chaos Rubix Argent Slowswift Delightful Kobold King TwiLyghtSansSparkles Edgedancer Blaze1616 FeatherWriter WeiryWriter WayneSpren Mistrunner Queen Elsa Steelheart SmurfAquamarineBodies Kipper Lightsworn Panda Venture Mistborn Kaymyth maxal Mailliw73 Metacognition Mrs. Voidus Voidus That last one is the only one we can definitively eliminate as a suspect, but I'm positive he's one of the others. 5
Eagle of the Forest Path he/him Posted November 26, 2015 Posted November 26, 2015 (edited) You forgot to put Brandon Sanderson in your list. Edit: AND Hoid Edited November 26, 2015 by Ookla the Wookiee
Delightful Posted November 26, 2015 Posted November 26, 2015 Because we know it's he, you can narrow the list down by half again.
Curious Anamaximder he/him Posted November 26, 2015 Posted November 26, 2015 I've made a partial list of suspects: Chaos Rubix Argent Slowswift Delightful Kobold King TwiLyghtSansSparkles Edgedancer Blaze1616 FeatherWriter WeiryWriter WayneSpren Mistrunner Queen Elsa Steelheart SmurfAquamarineBodies Kipper Lightsworn Panda Venture Mistborn Kaymyth maxal Mailliw73 Metacognition Mrs. Voidus Voidus That last one is the only one we can definitively eliminate as a suspect, but I'm positive he's one of the others. Very nice list. If you can figure out who I am, I will be impressed.
Seonid he/him Posted November 26, 2015 Posted November 26, 2015 Anybody guessed me yet (without checking, of course)?
Kobold King he/him Posted November 26, 2015 Posted November 26, 2015 Anybody guessed me yet (without checking, of course)? Well, you didn't change your member title.
Seonid he/him Posted November 26, 2015 Posted November 26, 2015 Oops. I'm bad at this secrecy stuff. At least I changed my profile pic.
RippleGylf she/her Posted November 27, 2015 Posted November 27, 2015 Allomancy, have you now abandoned the way of the Ookla? How can we continue without you?
The Honor Spren she/her Posted November 27, 2015 Posted November 27, 2015 Ookla the Jive Turkey, thank you for explaining what the whole Ookla thing is about. I'm no longer confused, but I'm keeping the name.I know who you are! (Mostly because I got a notification when you posted a status update )
Allomancy she/her Posted November 27, 2015 Posted November 27, 2015 (edited) Allomancy, have you now abandoned the way of the Ookla? How can we continue without you?... you... just... continue...?Ahhh! Must resist! Also, I can only change my profile name once more, and then I'll have to wait 30 days... so, I'm sticking with Allomancy. Edited November 27, 2015 by Allomancy
Kobold King he/him Posted November 27, 2015 Posted November 27, 2015 It was fun, but I'm ready to go back to being Kobold King again. I hope you guys were sufficiently entertained--or failing that, sufficiently let down enough so you won't ask me to do it again next year. I will always remember the day when I was a slightly more annoying psychopath than usual.
ThirdGen Posted November 27, 2015 Posted November 27, 2015 I w-would... change my name to... Ookla the Hands of Fate, but the master would n-not approve. I w-would... change my name to... Ookla the Hands of Fate, but the master would n-not approve.
Eerongal he/him Posted November 27, 2015 Posted November 27, 2015 I've made a partial list of suspects: Chaos Rubix Argent Slowswift Delightful Kobold King TwiLyghtSansSparkles Edgedancer Blaze1616 FeatherWriter WeiryWriter WayneSpren Mistrunner Queen Elsa Steelheart SmurfAquamarineBodies Kipper Lightsworn Panda Venture Mistborn Kaymyth maxal Mailliw73 Metacognition Mrs. Voidus Voidus That last one is the only one we can definitively eliminate as a suspect, but I'm positive he's one of the others. I like how, coming in and reading this after he changed himself back, kobold is on his own list of subjects for someone else. Makes it way more hilarious. 2
Young Bard he/him Posted November 27, 2015 Posted November 27, 2015 (edited) Well, you know what they say. If all the other kids jump off the bridge, then-- Wait a minute. I don't think anyone's ever tested what happens! Which means now's a great time for a social experiment! OKAY. HERE'S HOW THIS WILL WORK. There is now a bomb hidden on this bridge. It will go off in twenty minutes. Trying to escape from either of the sides will make it detonate automatically. The only way to defuse it is for 50% of the people to jump off, taking their chances with a long fall and the icy rapids below! It's not evil if it's for !!science!! 1 2 3 GO! Push half the people off the bridge. Walk away once it's done. Simple. I like how, coming in and reading this after he changed himself back, kobold is on his own list of subjects for someone else. Makes it way more hilarious. Exactly. I didn't even realized he'd become an Ookla, it was over so fast. 12 hours, and he was him again. Blink and you... oh wait. Also, no-one has actually said outright who I am (though a few people have said they worked it out.) Edited November 27, 2015 by Ookla the Incalculable
RippleGylf she/her Posted November 27, 2015 Posted November 27, 2015 Out of curiosity, how long does Ookla Season typically last?
Delightful Posted November 27, 2015 Posted November 27, 2015 Till Brandon's birthday in like.....a week?
Voidus Posted November 27, 2015 Posted November 27, 2015 Out of curiosity, how long does Ookla Season typically last? FOREVAAAAARRRRRR! (A couple of weeks at most)
ChickenPlague he/him Posted November 27, 2015 Posted November 27, 2015 Secretive and Incalculable I figured you out because of Diaemus just now. So anyone figure me out? I am new here so it might be a bit harder.
Edgedancer he/him Posted November 27, 2015 Posted November 27, 2015 Secretive and Incalculable I figured you out because of Diaemus just now. So anyone figure me out? I am new here so it might be a bit harder. I also know you from Salem, you and your Paradise bird and two ice Epics.
Zathoth Posted November 27, 2015 Posted November 27, 2015 I reOoklad into an even more unrecognizable form!
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