Comatose he/him Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 If I'm unable to keep up at certain, we could also throw in some false trails for Shiny to follow. There's enough chaos in the Dalles at the moment that it's probably going to be tough to discern what is Taylor's doing, and what is just the after effects of the Panda or Quicksilver attacks. That being said, I'm definitely interested in integrating Taylor into the plot more, so I would love for her to have more stuff to do .
Edgedancer he/him Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 If I'm unable to keep up at certain, we could also throw in some false trails for Shiny to follow. There's enough chaos in the Dalles at the moment that it's probably going to be tough to discern what is Taylor's doing, and what is just the after effects of the Panda or Quicksilver attacks. That being said, I'm definitely interested in integrating Taylor into the plot more, so I would love for her to have more stuff to do . Hmm, there is panda fur on your rug. This is another case for detective Sparkle. 3
Voidus Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 Hmm, there is panda fur on your rug. This is another case for detective Sparkle. Um... Detective Sparkle? That's a dog. 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 Um... Detective Sparkle? That's a dog. Aha, you are trying to hide the suspect aren't you? Fallen for their fluffy fur, have you? Time for a strip search. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 Aha, you are trying to hide the suspect aren't you? Fallen for their fluffy fur, have you? Time for a strip search. "Another strip search? You've been doing strip searches all day! First the detective you accused of corruption, then the waitress at Denny's, then the guy you saw jaywalking..." 2
Edgedancer he/him Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 "Another strip search? You've been doing strip searches all day! First the detective you accused of corruption, then the waitress at Denny's, then the guy you saw jaywalking..." It is not my fault that this job has been given to me. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 It is not my fault that this job has been given to me. "There's something wrong with you the way you're doing it though if Deathwish requests to be reassigned to your department five times a day." 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 5, 2015 Author Posted December 5, 2015 "There's something wrong with you the way you're doing it though if Deathwish requests to be reassigned to your department five times a day." "From now on, all strip searches must be cleared with Vondra and Arsenal. And the request must be made in person." 1
Voidus Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 "From now on, all strip searches must be cleared with Vondra and Arsenal. And the request must be made in person." As must all requests for surveillance equipment to be installed in bathrooms. 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 "From now on, all strip searches must be cleared with Vondra and Arsenal. And the request must be made in person." They'll have a lot of visites.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 5, 2015 Author Posted December 5, 2015 They'll have a lot of visites. And Arsenal will do a lot of glaring.
Edgedancer he/him Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 And Arsenal will do a lot of glaring. As long as he signs the papers.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 5, 2015 Author Posted December 5, 2015 As long as he signs the papers. He'll probably just sign them "No storming way, get back to work."
Edgedancer he/him Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 He'll probably just sign them "No storming way, get back to work." Terrible working conditions.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 5, 2015 Author Posted December 5, 2015 Terrible working conditions. Tell that to the guy who enforce the "no gratuitous strip search" policy.
Edgedancer he/him Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 Tell that to the guy who enforce the "no gratuitous strip search" policy. To be fair, i would have enforced the same rule, so for once I'm not blaiming Arsenal.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 5, 2015 Author Posted December 5, 2015 To be fair, i would have enforced the same rule, so for once I'm not blaiming Arsenal. I don't think anyone is. In this case, he is no longer "grouchy old Epic" and is now "the voice of reason."
Edgedancer he/him Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 I don't think anyone is. In this case, he is no longer "grouchy old Epic" and is now "the voice of reason." What dark times these are. So Kobold, joking aside, what's your opinion on the idea? 1
Comatose he/him Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 "There's something wrong with you the way you're doing it though if Deathwish requests to be reassigned to your department five times a day." Introducing: Detective Shiny Sparkle, and her deputy, Deathwish: Sparkle and Deathwish approach their new suspect; an attractive woman in her mid-twenties. DW: [something offensive, accompanied with a request that the young woman remove her clothing, and a boast about DW's prowess in the bedroom] DSS: I'm sorry for the behavour of my deputy ma'am. If it's any consolation, he's a pervy slontze in general, so it's not just you he's singling out. Deathwish! Your overall skeeziness is undermining this investigation. Do something useful and take a fly around the town. I'll radio you when I'm finished here. DW: [grumbles about Shiny Sparkle, makes vague reference to Sparklesplosion incident in Vondra's office]. Deathwish leaves. Suspect: Thank-you Miss. That Deathwish is just... DSS: That's Detective Shiny Sparkle to you! Now be a dear and remove your top. Suspect: What? DSS: You heard me! Full strip searches are a mandatory part of the job, so let's get a move on. Let me know if the search is making you uncomfortable, though. I'm happy to offer sparkly cuddles, or start stripping myself, if that will help. Anything to make things more enjoyable . End Scene. 5
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted December 5, 2015 Author Posted December 5, 2015 DSS: You heard me! Full strip searches are a mandatory part of the job, so let's get a move on. Let me know if the search is making you uncomfortable, though. I'm happy to offer sparkly cuddles, or start stripping myself, if that will help. Anything to make things more enjoyable . For some reason, I found this to be the most unsettling part.
Voidus Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 So... you know how Nighthound and Neverthere are going to die in a tragic bus accident on their way back? I think they should take a detour around the Dalles, outside of Deathwish and SS's office.
Kobold King he/him Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 Introducing: Detective Shiny Sparkle, and her deputy, Deathwish: Sparkle and Deathwish approach their new suspect; an attractive woman in her mid-twenties. DW: [something offensive, accompanied with a request that the young woman remove her clothing, and a boast about DW's prowess in the bedroom] DSS: I'm sorry for the behavour of my deputy ma'am. If it's any consolation, he's a pervy slontze in general, so it's not just you he's singling out. Deathwish! Your overall skeeziness is undermining this investigation. Do something useful and take a fly around the town. I'll radio you when I'm finished here. DW: [grumbles about Shiny Sparkle, makes vague reference to Sparklesplosion incident in Vondra's office]. Deathwish leaves. Suspect: Thank-you Miss. That Deathwish is just... DSS: That's Detective Shiny Sparkle to you! Now be a dear and remove your top. Suspect: What? DSS: You heard me! Full strip searches are a mandatory part of the job, so let's get a move on. Let me know if the search is making you uncomfortable, though. I'm happy to offer sparkly cuddles, or start stripping myself, if that will help. Anything to make things more enjoyable . End Scene. This has been another thrilling episode of Good Cop, Sexy Cop! ...scratch that. Neither of them are good cops. 1
Voidus Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 This has been another thrilling episode of Good Cop, Sexy Cop! ...scratch that. Neither of them are good cops. And Deathwish is not particularly sexy either. Just very, very sleazy.
Kobold King he/him Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 And Deathwish is not particularly sexy either. Just very, very sleazy. So the only accurate word in there is "cop," and not for much longer once Vondra reads the mission report.
The Honor Spren she/her Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 I take it that the illusions are light based? So how much can she transform at once and how fast or could she just turn an entire town into lava within seconds? How fast healing are we talking about? Like regrowing lost limbs and stuff like that? The illusions are . . . Just illusions? I guess? She has a 100 foot radius for transformation. And shed probably just change it into fire, anyway. Her healing is about on par with Prof's, so I think she could regrow limbs. If the blow is super fatal, she might die before she could finish healing. You are joining! About time. Where do you plan to put this character? I'm thinking I'll put her in Astoria, since I already know what's going on there. And my other character, Magnolia, is still going to be there, but her planning was moved into PMs.
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