Guest Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 (edited) It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire. During the battle, rebel spies managed to to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet. Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy.... Sorry, I'm just really really hyped for Star Wars (anyone else going December 17th?), and I saw the opportunity to make a clever cultural reference while ninja'ing everybody who wanted to make the next Random Stuff thread. So badchull. Before the Random commences, I just have one question for you, the first viewer of this post. If I pull that mask off, will you die? Edited November 5, 2015 by Guest
Kobold King he/him Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 If I pull that mask off, will you die? It would be very random...
ThirdGen Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 I name this Random Stuff thread Zoso, or perhaps Security. 1
Guest Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 It would be very random...Eh, you're a very wise King...
Kobold King he/him Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 Eh, you're a very wise King... ...for you.
Kobold King he/him Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 Kobold srsly. That was so random. Do you think the random is your ally? You merely adopted the random. I was born in it. Raised by it. Moulded by it. I didn't even have a normal conversation until I was a man, and then it was NOTHING BUT JELLO. 7
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 Do you think the random is your ally? You merely adopted the random. I was born in it. Raised by it. Moulded by it. I didn't even have a normal conversation until I was a man, and then it was NOTHING BUT JELLO. He has joined the Reckoners RPG! He fears NOTHING! 1
Elbereth she/her Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 (edited) I think I actually just introduced someone to 17th Shard by linking to the Reckoners RPG. I'm not sure how to feel about that. Edited November 5, 2015 by Elbereth (Limelleth)
Kobold King he/him Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 He has joined the Reckoners RPG! He fears NOTHING! On that random note. TwiLyght, your pony OC is clearly playing at the Grand Galloping Gala. 1
Guest Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 Do you think the random is your ally? You merely adopted the random. I was born in it. Raised by it. Moulded by it. I didn't even have a normal conversation until I was a man, and then it was NOTHING BUT JELLO. Speak of the Jello...and it shall appear.Hmm, you don't fear the Random, you welcome it. Your punishment must be more severe.
Orlion Blight he/him Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 The Random Stuff thread is dead! Long live the Random Stuff thread! 1
DanTheSeamonster he/him Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 Is anyone else sorely tempted to go ahead and start the Random Stuff V thread or is that just me? 2
Elbereth she/her Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 DON'T. Also, does anyone realize that Random Stuff III was started only a month ago and it's already at 99 pages? 2
Orlion Blight he/him Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 Is anyone else sorely tempted to go ahead and start the Random Stuff V thread or is that just me? I'm pondering it. Of course, we could just be really random and start a Random Stuff VI thread!
Kobold King he/him Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 I'm pondering it. Of course, we could just be really random and start a Random Stuff VI thread! Actually, "Random IV" is pronounced "Random Eggfruit." We don't acknowledge Roman numerals here except on Easter, second Sundays of the month, and when you're on a train. 1
Guest Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 Actually, "Random IV" is pronounced "Random Eggfruit." We don't acknowledge Roman numerals here except on Easter, second Sundays of the month, and when you're on a train. I hate to be the rain on the party, but according to the Chaldean calendar, this is the second Sunday of the month.
Kobold King he/him Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 I hate to be the rain on the party, but according to the Chaldean calendar, this is the second Sunday of the month. But I can smell pudding, therefore the Chaldean calendar is to be followed only by sentient talking scallops. I am not a sentient talking scallop at this time of the month, therefore your argument is invalid. 1
Guest Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 I don't think you understand the Chaldean calendar very well...what are they teaching homeschool kids these days, anyway? If you are not a sentient [talking] scallop, how do you smell pudding? I was under the impression that only said scallops could smell pudding.
The Honor Spren she/her Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 Searching for a random stuff meme on Google images did nod leave me disappointed. 3
Kaymyth she/her Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 Mmmmm, scallops... We got a Halloween card in the mail the other day. It's...it's from our dog. 1
Silverblade5 he/him Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 But I can smell pudding, therefore the Chaldean calendar is to be followed only by sentient talking scallops. I am not a sentient talking scallop at this time of the month, therefore your argument is invalid. ... When Sebarial makes more sense...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 Mmmmm, scallops... We got a Halloween card in the mail the other day. It's...it's from our dog. Was it a nice card, at least?
Kaymyth she/her Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 Was it a nice card, at least? Yeah! It's all black and sparkly, with a long-haired dachshund on the front that looks kind of like Leia. And then it's "signed" by her in a careful, scrawling print that deliberately disguises the actual handwriting. There's no return address on the envelope. I suspect that my mother-in-law actually sent it. 3
MrMistborn he/him Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 I began attempt #3 to trawl through all the WoB's. It failed. 1
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