Feathertips and Featherblades

[TheShogun he/him]

Also welcome to you, Shogun. I really like your business card, would you mind making one for each group? Though, I am not the captain of the Featherblades. That is Captain Natans. The Feathertips spearmen are mine to command.

Since I'm lazy (and since I have a lot of things to do), let me share with you the template for these business cards, here.

 

(the actual template is on page 2)

 

Also, you can get these for free apparently, as long as you pay S+H!

[WeiryWriter he/him]

Can I just say this thread gives me great amusement?  You poor unfortunate souls, to be ensnared by the Fandom Monster, don't you know she is evil? (although who am I to judge based on morality, and anyway if you weren't under her sway where would my amusement come from? Mahahaha!)

 

I wonder though, do you all have feathers that piercing your body, though which you are able to communicate with your mistress a la hemalurgy/Ruin?

[Mailliw73 he/him]

Oh, thanks, Shogun!

Weiry, shhhhh! We don't go around talking about your mod spikes, do we?

[FeatherWriter she/her]

Weiry. If you are going to be my also-evil twin, you cannot come and attempt to sway my brainwashed cult members loyal team of bodyguards away from me. Rude. 

[WeiryWriter he/him]

Weiry. If you are going to be my also-evil twin, you cannot come and attempt to sway my brainwashed cult members loyal team of bodyguards away from me. Rude. 

 

Who said I was trying to steal your bodyguards?  Like that would even work.  Anyone this far gone has absolutely no chance of breaking free from your hold.  (And how do you know I was testing for traitor-spies i.e. the kandra or a certain member of the Brown Ajah? it would reflect poorly on me if I did not do my best to protect my even-more-evil-twin)

[FeatherWriter she/her]

So, for those who haven't been watching the news header, there's a new thing from me going around, hehehe.

[Quiver he/him]

Oh dear, Lady Feather. It would appear that your access and analysis of Words of Radiance has resulted in a Day of Recreance amongst your Featherlegions.

[FeatherWriter she/her]

What. My loyal legions are abandoning me? This is unacceptable! What must I do to win you all back?

[TheShogun he/him]

I HAVE NOT ABANDONED. I REMAIN EVER FAITHFUL.

[Mailliw73 he/him]

Never have I abandoned. The radiant words have just occupied my time. My sincere apologies, Brightness.

[FeatherWriter she/her]

Whew, absent is fine! Go read your WoR! Abandoning me will not be tolerated! Muahaha.

[Quiver he/him]

You guys! How am I supposed to get concessions out of Feather to amass my own political power if you guys cave every time she expresses rage?

 

Er, I mean... Hail Lady Feather?

[FeatherWriter she/her]

Quuuuuuiiiiiiivvvvvveeeeerrrrrrrrr... As punishment for your insubordination I'm going to force you to read and respond to the new session of Sydney Scroungers. Yes. Good punishment. I am the best at evil.

[lwd24era he/him]

OH MY GAWD. *falls down upon the stones, eyes lifted towards the heavens* "Will you accept me oh Lady Feather? Accept this humble darkeyes as a unwavering servant?"

[Lurthemir he/him]

This Thread.

Scares Me.

More than You Know.

Feather.

Soon the FEATHERSTORM shall come, and the Featherclasts, Featherforms, and other assorted VoidFeathers shall desolate 90% of the fandom.

What have you done Feather... what have you done?

Edited May 17, 2014 by Lurthemir

[lwd24era he/him]

Silence! How can a mere mortal such as you or I understand how greatly we benefit from her benevolence and guidance? We can't. We can only serve. *salutes* Hail! 

[Lurthemir he/him]

There is little I can do now little one. You are lost to the Featherdom, the Featherland, the... well whatever you call this place.

Feather, I trust you will not use this power lightly. I do appreciate you Feather, but this, this scares me.

Edited May 17, 2014 by Lurthemir

[FeatherWriter she/her]

Hey, I've made it no secret that I'm a 100% evil and seek to cause distress and suffering using everyone's favorite characters against them. If people want to help me out with that in hopes of being spared on the day of my great and terrible retribuion, well, who am I to stop them? I am the fandom monster after all.

 

(On a more serious note, I'll remind y'all that I had nothing to do with this starting up. The Featherblades formed themselves independently and then later told me what was going on, haha. I am bad at keeping up with even things that directly involve me. Underneath it all, I'm still a little weirded by the idea that people think I'm cool enough to have a fanclub/guard detail/cult. I am a dork, y'all. I do not deserve this kind of treatment by a faint breeze or a stormwind. I'm just one of the fans, like y'all.)

 

((Wow I used "y'all" a lot. Can you tell I'm back home in Texas for the summer?)

[lwd24era he/him]

You're awesome feather.

[Lightsworn Panda he/him]

(Looks at topic)

(Slaps self)

(Looks at topic again)

(Slaps self again)

Sieg Heil, Mien FeatherWriter Fräulein.

Edited May 18, 2014 by Lightsworn Panda

[FeatherWriter she/her]

Merci beaucoup, mais je ne parles pas cette langue. Si tu veux parles à moi dans une autre langue d'anglais, peux-je te suggère le français?

[Lightsworn Panda he/him]

S'il vous plaît (and I mean it in the most literal way), madame.

Mon français n'est pas très bon. En fait, je suis nul à français.

Edited May 18, 2014 by Lightsworn Panda

[lwd24era he/him]

French?

[Lurthemir he/him]

Yeah, it's French.

[lwd24era he/him]

Hmmm. Great. Now I know nothing of what's going on.