Blackhoof Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 Blackhoof, if you don't mind I'll wait til the next Rainmaker post before posting for Cornucopia again and unless you have anything else in particular you wanted to show I'll jump to the end of rounding up all the ghouls. That way we're all in the same time more or less. yeah that works for me
Edgedancer he/him Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 Um, he's 24, and this happens when? Really, how come? 2023, apparently. By the way, I thought I had and am just throwing out now. Imagine our characters as game developers.
Mailliw73 he/him Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 2023, apparently. By the way, I thought I had and am just throwing out now. Imagine our characters as game developers. So he'd be born in '99? Then, that's pretty borderline for remembering Clippy.
Mashadar Mistborn he/him Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 Speaking as someone born in 1999, it's possible.
Kobold King he/him Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 2023, apparently. By the way, I thought I had and am just throwing out now. Imagine our characters as game developers. Life-Half is a highly successful necromancy simulator published by Lightwards Inc. It published to critical acclaim, and Life-Half 2, a much wackier game said to have been made when the programmer went slightly mad, shook the Internet and all its gaming forums to its knees. There's no telling whether a third release will ever come to fruition, though the wait has grown so long that it has become a recurring joke to claim its confirmation after random coincidences, with the implication being that the Illuminati is somehow involved. Others joke about Life-Half 3 as an example of something much-awaited that will never see the light of day, much like Kobold King's next Dalles post. 5
Edgedancer he/him Posted October 24, 2015 Posted October 24, 2015 Life-Half is a highly successful necromancy simulator published by Lightwards Inc. It published to critical acclaim, and Life-Half 2, a much wackier game said to have been made when the programmer went slightly mad, shook the Internet and all its gaming forums to its knees. There's no telling whether a third release will ever come to fruition, though the wait has grown so long that it has become a recurring joke to claim its confirmation after random coincidences, with the implication being that the Illuminati is somehow involved. Others joke about Life-Half 3 as an example of something much-awaited that will never see the light of day, much like Kobold King's next Dalles post. He made a Valve reference and said Dalles Deathwish post 13 confirmed! 2
Voidus Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 Well I see what happens if Kobold withholds his writting for a while, we get a page and a half of awesome Kobold Dalles characters. 1
Fatebreaker he/him Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 (Slow clap) Kobold, that was an excellent post. Now the Dalles will learn the taste of War. 2
Voidus Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 (Slow clap) Kobold, that was an excellent post. Now the Dalles will learn the taste of War. Can the Dalles wait until Scribbler's at least had some sleep?
Fatebreaker he/him Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 Well, they've got until the Sliver's mightiest weapon returns: Busdriver the Breathtaking! 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 25, 2015 Author Posted October 25, 2015 Well, they've got until the Sliver's mightiest weapon returns: Busdriver the Breathtaking! Grouchiest Returned ever. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 (Slow clap) Kobold, that was an excellent post. Now the Dalles will learn the taste of War. Thanks! * takes a bow * Yes... in future generations it will be known as "The War When Arsenal Went Around To Everyone's Doors Asking If Quicksilver Was In The Building And Politely Left If They Said No." 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 25, 2015 Author Posted October 25, 2015 Thanks! * takes a bow * Yes... in future generations it will be known as "The War When Arsenal Went Around To Everyone's Doors Asking If Quicksilver Was In The Building And Politely Left If They Said No." 5
Kobold King he/him Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 Later, Arsenal gets more clever. He claims to be conducting a poll, giving people a fake survey with only a single question. Are you hiding Quicksilver? Check yes or no. No lying. 3
Voidus Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 Later, Arsenal gets more clever. He claims to be conducting a poll, giving people a fake survey with only a single question. Are you hiding Quicksilver? Check yes or no. No lying. Scribbler instead took the opportunity to write something else on her form which she actualized when Arsenal took it back. He then spent the rest of the day with a pair of cat ears glued to his head. 3
Kobold King he/him Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 Quicksilver's next message is even more heinous than his last--he puts a letter in Vondra's mailbox, despite not being a qualified postal worker, which is illegal! 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 25, 2015 Author Posted October 25, 2015 Quicksilver's next message is even more heinous than his last--he puts a letter in Vondra's mailbox, despite not being a qualified postal worker, which is illegal! So now we know how to give Arsenal a permanent grudge against Deathwish: Give Deathwish a shiny, wasteful SUV and have him park it illegally. 3
Mashadar Mistborn he/him Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 Can Shiny please reject Deathwish? It would be appropriate if he is the only person that she does not fall in love with inside of five seconds. Quicksilver's next message is even more heinous than his last--he puts a letter in Vondra's mailbox, despite not being a qualified postal worker, which is illegal!Let me guess. After that, Quicksilver flaunts the law by ( it's almost too horrible to say) jaywalking. 3
Voidus Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 So now we know how to give Arsenal a permanent grudge against Deathwish: Give Deathwish a shiny, wasteful SUV and have him park it illegally. Or wait until the red light has stopped all traffic but before the green walking light says to go and just cross the road anyway. 3
Kobold King he/him Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 Or wait until the red light has stopped all traffic but before the green walking light says to go and just cross the road anyway. Since when is Rhonda a traffic cop? 2
Voidus Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 Since when is Rhonda a traffic cop? She got demoted after someone pointed out she should really just keep Deathwish frozen at all times to prevent unwanted advances. 4
Kobold King he/him Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 She got demoted after someone pointed out she should really just keep Deathwish frozen at all times to prevent unwanted advances. She did, but decided it wasn't worth it when she still got complaints about "the sleazy statue undressing people in his mind." 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 25, 2015 Author Posted October 25, 2015 She did, but decided it wasn't worth it when she still got complaints about "the sleazy statue undressing people in his mind." There are some statues who could help with that. I hear they're real angels. 3
Voidus Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 She did, but decided it wasn't worth it when she still got complaints about "the sleazy statue undressing people in his mind." Deathwish's little known secondary, the ability to telepathically hit on people. Although to be fair to Arsenal at the moment Scribbler would probably have an even shorter fuse. And if you return one of her books after having dog-eared a page to keep your place then prepare to be met with the full might of an ink manipulating Epic and her pet squid. 3
Kobold King he/him Posted October 25, 2015 Posted October 25, 2015 There are some statues who could help with that. I hear they're real angels. As it turns out, he's the reason they're weeping. 3
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