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There are some statues who could help with that. I hear they're real angels. :ph34r:

Scribbler could probably help with that. :ph34r:

Edit: Murderlina is a slontze.

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Scribbled could probably help with that. :ph34r:

It may have already been brought up at some point, with the help of an anonymous third party. :ph34r:

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It may have already been brought up at some point, with the help of an anonymous third party. :ph34r:

Your ninja interests me. Especially since it pertains to bad* things happening to Deathwish.

*Only for Deathwish. Everyone else will throw a party, with alcohol, so Scribbler is too happy to avoid it and faces her weakness.

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Your ninja interests me. Especially since it pertains to bad* things happening to Deathwish.

*Only for Deathwish. Everyone else will throw a party, with alcohol, so Scribbler is too happy to avoid it and faces her weakness.

 

It's a happy ending for everyone except Deathwish, who doesn't count. So it's a happy ending for everyone! :P 

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It's a happy ending for everyone except Deathwish, who doesn't count. So it's a happy ending for everyone! :P

The happiest possible ending involving Deathwish is his redemption via a Coke, and even that ends in him bawling his head off. :P

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The happiest possible ending involving Deathwish is his redemption via a Coke, and even that ends in him bawling his head off. :P

Deathwish, bravely pioneering the brand new And Then They Cried list. :P

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Thanks! :D  * takes a bow *

 

 

Yes... in future generations it will be known as "The War When Arsenal Went Around To Everyone's Doors Asking If Quicksilver Was In The Building And Politely Left If They Said No." :P

Quicksilver's next message is even more heinous than his last--he puts a letter in Vondra's mailbox, despite not being a qualified postal worker, which is illegal!

 

It was a war spoken of in hushed tones and mildly confused whispers for generations

 

The darkest moment was when The Fearsome Busdriver the Breathtaking drove on the wrong side of the road, then parked in a handicapped spot, then ​publicly loitered in the park!

 

The children who were present are still in counselling 

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"BusDriver the Breathtaking."

I'm...I'm not sure how he would feel about that. :P

Also, is Arsey just going around himself or sending others around as well?

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Can the Dalles wait until Scribbler's at least had some sleep?

Alternatively, we hurry getting through it and Scribbler just sleeps through all of it. :P

 

1966576-batman_worlds_greatest_detective

Flawless detective work that is, Wayne would be proud. Ultimately he found the Joker after he tried to pull the tap on one should and go past the other side trick. :P

 

Can Shiny please reject Deathwish? It would be appropriate if he is the only person that she does not fall in love with inside of five seconds.

Let me guess. After that, Quicksilver flaunts the law by ( it's almost too horrible to say) jaywalking.

You'll see but I'm taking bets. :ph34r:

 

She got demoted after someone pointed out she should really just keep Deathwish frozen at all times to prevent unwanted advances. :P

Her rank was further questioned once everybody noticed that all the pictures of her Obliteration profile were him a positions and state of undress that would make a pin-up model proud. :P

 

It's a happy ending for everyone except Deathwish, who doesn't count. So it's a happy ending for everyone! :P

In fact the happiness created through Deathwish's death caused a miracle as it was enough to cancel the creepiness Nighthound's exsistence was feeding on, removing him from reality as well. :lol:

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In fact the happiness created through Deathwish's death caused a miracle as it was enough to cancel the creepiness Nighthound's exsistence was feeding on, removing him from reality as well. :lol:

New objective: Kill Deathwish. Immediately.  :ph34r:

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New objective: Kill Deathwish. Immediately.  :ph34r:

It's the small things that make life worth it but that doesn't mean one shouldn't work towards the greater good. :P

 

Also on a random note, the last MLP episode made me wonder if pony Obliteration would be a part of the Pie family. :ph34r:

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Woah. Did...did Deathwish just get friendzoned? :huh:

Can I take that as a positive reaction? :P Anyway, kind of just without the friend part, given that they just meet, and more on the pity side of things. :ph34r:

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Also, is Arsey just going around himself or sending others around as well?

 

Well, he has this fake survey... :P

 

More seriously, it's going to be a city wide search. The City Guard will be going door-to-door, searching people's homes from top to bottom before turning to the public buildings. Anyone who resists the search will be detained until the premises has been thoroughly turned upside down.

 

Some Epics might be involved in the search, if only to be present in suspected locations on the off-chance that Quicksilver has an Epic of his own there.

 

 

Can I take that as a positive reaction? :P Anyway, kind of just without the friend part, given that they just meet, and more on the pity side of things. :ph34r:

 

 

He got a better rejection than Backtrack would have, but that's not saying much. :P

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Sure, because that's what it was. :P

Another succesful post then. :P

 

Well, he has this fake survey... :P

 

More seriously, it's going to be a city wide search. The City Guard will be going door-to-door, searching people's homes from top to bottom before turning to the public buildings. Anyone who resists the search will be detained until the premises has been thoroughly turned upside down.

 

Some Epics might be involved in the search, if only to be present in suspected locations on the off-chance that Quicksilver has an Epic of his own there.

 

 

 

 

He got a better rejection than Backtrack would have, but that's not saying much. :P

"Knock Knock, this is the Arsenal inquisition. Anyone there?"

"...No!"

"Not even Quicksilver?"

"Especially not Quicksilver!" :ph34r:

 

Did he? :ph34r::P I considered putting in something more hurtful for his pride but it didn't really fit.

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Did he? :ph34r::P I considered putting in something more hurtful for his pride but it didn't really fit.

 

Nobody expects the Arsenal Inquisition! Which is odd, since he sends a form letter a week in advance. :P

 

Deathwish has pretty thick skin, figuratively speaking. There are a few things which will enrage him, like being called a crook, but if he were the type to stop pursuing a woman after a few insults he'd be a much less sleazy Epic. <_<

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Nobody expects the Arsenal Inquisition! Which is odd, since he sends a form letter a week in advance. :P

 

Deathwish has pretty thick skin, figuratively speaking. There are a few things which will enrage him, like being called a crook, but if he were the type to stop pursuing a woman after a few insults he'd be a much less sleazy Epic. <_<

The masses simply forget the letter in that long a time. :P

 

Let's see how he reacts then and how many chances we get to insult his... well everything. Maybe Shiny should just deposit of him somewhere in the middle of nowhere, Oregon. :P

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The masses simply forget the letter in that long a time. :P

Let's see how he reacts then and how many chances we get to insult his... well everything. Maybe Shiny should just deposit of him somewhere in the middle of nowhere, Oregon. :P

This reminds me of a story, but it's kind of PG-13....want me to Alan it to you guys?

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Helpful to you, or helpful to Reader? What are you referring to? :mellow:

Maybe he's talking about Busdriver's new route? :huh:

 

By the way Winter, what about a new Red post? :ph34r:

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