Kobold King he/him Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 Red would notice- even if she is somewhat... distracted.. Right, because Nighthound's just braiding her hair. Nothing too creepy. Right? Right? 2
Voidus Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 Right, because Nighthound's just braiding her hair. Nothing too creepy. Right? Right? That image is somehow more creepy.
Kobold King he/him Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 That image is somehow more creepy. Well that's just because Nighthound couldn't play with a yo-yo without making it unspeakably unsettling.
Edgedancer he/him Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 Well that's just because Nighthound couldn't play with a yo-yo without making it unspeakably unsettling. Seems like I'll have to give Nighthound a wide array of pasttimes to test that theory... or let him choke someone with the cord of a yo-yo.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 20, 2015 Author Posted October 20, 2015 Seems like I'll have to give Nighthound a wide array of pasttimes to test that theory... or let him choke someone with the cord of a yo-yo. Nighthound's new pastime is sitting quietly and twiddling his thumbs... Dang it! He even made THAT creepy! 2
Voidus Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 Seems like I'll have to give Nighthound a wide array of pasttimes to test that theory... or let him choke someone with the cord of a yo-yo. I was briefly excited when I first read this and thought it said 'or let him choke on the cord of his yo-yo.' Stupid reality negating my Nighthound dying fantasies. 2
Edgedancer he/him Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 Nighthound's new pastime is sitting quietly and twiddling his thumbs... Dang it! He even made THAT creepy! Don't forget the time he looked at someone and said hello. I was briefly excited when I first read this and thought it said 'or let him choke on the cord of his yo-yo.' Stupid reality negating my Nighthound dying fantasies. That's evil incarnate for you. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 20, 2015 Author Posted October 20, 2015 If not for his victims that deserve revenge, I'd say choking on a yo-yo would be the best death for Nighthound. Inglorious, anticlimactic, downright embarrassing...the perfect death for such a creeper.
Kobold King he/him Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 If not for his victims that deserve revenge, I'd say choking on a yo-yo would be the best death for Nighthound. Inglorious, anticlimactic, downright embarrassing...the perfect death for such a creeper. The yo-yo is one of his victims reincarnated?
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 20, 2015 Author Posted October 20, 2015 The yo-yo is one of his victims reincarnated? It'd have to be Backtrack, because only Backtrack would be reincarnated as a yo-yo.
Edgedancer he/him Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 If not for his victims that deserve revenge, I'd say choking on a yo-yo would be the best death for Nighthound. Inglorious, anticlimactic, downright embarrassing...the perfect death for such a creeper. Now I'm trying to think how a yo-yo could manage to kill Nighthound. 1
Voidus Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 Now I'm trying to think how a yo-yo could manage to kill Nighthound. Painfully I'd hope.
Edgedancer he/him Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 Painfully I'd hope. Well, I have found an option. Alright, two actually but I feel that the monstrous bladed electro-shocker yo-yo was cheating. And I can declare it to be indeed quite painful. 1
18th Shard he/him Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 Well, I have found an option. Alright, two actually but I feel that the monstrous bladed electro-shocker yo-yo was cheating. And I can declare it to be indeed quite painful. Cheating doesn't apply when killing Nighthound. He broke the laws of nature by existing, so no one is obligated to follow rules in their actions with him. 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 (edited) Cheating doesn't apply when killing Nighthound. He broke the laws of nature by existing, so no one is obligated to follow rules in their actions with him. Eh, killing Nighthound isn't really a problem/challenge for me, so I need some kind of stipulation. Edited October 20, 2015 by Edgedancer
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 20, 2015 Author Posted October 20, 2015 Eh, killing Nighthound isn't really a problem/challenge for me, so I need some kind of stipulation. Stipulation or bribe? If it's a bribe you want, I can take pictures of the world's three most adorable pugs anytime.
Blackhoof Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 Nighthound's new pastime is sitting quietly and twiddling his thumbs... Dang it! He even made THAT creepy! That's because the thumbs he is twiddling are not attached to his hands, nor do they belong to him
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 20, 2015 Author Posted October 20, 2015 That's because the thumbs he is twiddling are not attached to his hands, nor do they belong to him Ugh. I can't wait until "being dead" is what he does with his time. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 I've come to a massive crisis of conscience, fellow Oregoners. I of course want Nighthound to die as much as the next sane and emotionally healthy individual... but who would wish dead Nighthound upon an innocent coffin? 1
Mckeedee123 he/him Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 "And then as the Planner stepped into the museum he accidentally kicked loose a brick, it fell several hundred feet before crushing the head of a little known Epic who was tagging a nearby building." -Voidus' next Portland post. Little known Epic? Newspaper Spiderman? 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 20, 2015 Author Posted October 20, 2015 I've come to a massive crisis of conscience, fellow Oregoners. I of course want Nighthound to die as much as the next sane and emotionally healthy individual... but who would wish dead Nighthound upon an innocent coffin? Simple solution: We don't bury him. We...um....get Möbius to strand him in a pocket universe filled with spiders! Evil spiders. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted October 20, 2015 Posted October 20, 2015 Simple solution: We don't bury him. We...um....get Möbius to strand him in a pocket universe filled with spiders! Evil spiders. Are the spiders all ATTD Epics twisted into spider-form Arachne-style? 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 20, 2015 Author Posted October 20, 2015 (edited) Are the spiders all ATTD Epics twisted into spider-form Arachne-style? They're all cognitive shadows of Timeport. That way we don't have to feel bad about leaving Nighthound with them. Edited October 20, 2015 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles 1
Voidus Posted October 21, 2015 Posted October 21, 2015 They're all cognitive shadows of Timeport. That way we don't have to feel bad about leaving Nighthound with them. Cognitive shadows? *Narrows gaze* Are you suggesting that the Reckoners is cosmere? 4
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted October 21, 2015 Author Posted October 21, 2015 Cognitive shadows? *Narrows gaze* Are you suggesting that the Reckoners is cosmere? Nope. Just using a cool term I learned and hoping I get it right. OR maybe Timeport visited the Cosmere and brought back his cognitive shadows in hopes of having minions. Unfortunately, they all hated him. 2
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