the winter system Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 (edited) Welcome to the Mediocrely Lit Alleys! They aren't dark. They aren't light. They're dark alleys- in the day time. What a genius idea. Join up with the Mediocrely Lit Alleys! We don't like anyone in alleys other than ours. We give out croissants with lerasium inside of them. Genius, I know. They're not on the sales package, like the Light Alley, but they aren't deadly like the Dark Alley! The best of both worlds! We aren't above sabotaging our fellow bakers, but we don't experiment on them either. And by the way, our Alleys are teleportation and timetravel and illusion proof. = Medium Level-y, Winter Cloud Member List: 1. Winter Cloud 1.5 THE LUCKY MIDDLE POSITION OCCUPIED BY THE SPIRIT OF THE MIDDLE 2. WayneSpren. Edited September 24, 2015 by Winter Cloud 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 Winter, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and for that the DA is honored, but it feels like you're trying just a little too hard. We're thankful for the publicity, but you should pursue your own path, rather than spend all of your time trying to interfere with ours. Good luck, best regards, and happy spiking. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted September 22, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 LONG LIVE MEDIOCRELY LIT ALLEYS. It is a cliche, one might say, but only because it's true. There is no black or white. There is only shades of grey. AND SO THEREFOR MEDIOCRELY LIT ALLEYS IS BETTER THAN DARK OR LIGHT. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curious Anamaximder Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 Are you okay, Winter? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RippleGylf Posted September 22, 2015 Report Share Posted September 22, 2015 I'm part of the Light Alley, but may I have a croissant? If you want, I could give you an emerald broam cupcake in return. Also, is it just me, or does the 17th Shard have a lot more alleys than it used to? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18th Shard Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 I think that we can get in still. I mean, teleportation proof, and time travel proof, but what of extreme time dilation resulting in near-instantaneous motion? And what of motion created through wormholes? Not teleportation, but movement through two linked places. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Not to mention spontaneous matter transmission through pseudovegitative means. Needless to say, anywhere Denizens could be, they're probably already there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostrichofevil Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Or bending of the Physical Plane of the Third Dimension into the Fourth Spatial Dimension, creating a spot where one need only jump to reach their linked destination. Or Spiritual Travel using a Location Spike. That's just entering the Spiritual Realm, tweaking your Spiritweb to change your Spiritual Location, then leaving the Spiritual Realm. Or Astral Projection. Or travel through the Ethereal Plane. Or eating of cookie quinoa. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted September 23, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Okay, ANY FORM OF INSTANT MOVEMENT. AND I AM NOT OKAY. HERE TAKE A CROISSANT. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatebreaker Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Not okay you say? Maybe counseling could help. I know a great therapist by the name of Dr. Daniel Ackroyd. He'd be happy to talk to you. (He may or may not be a sockpuppet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneSpren Posted September 23, 2015 Report Share Posted September 23, 2015 Welcome to the Mediocrely Lit Alleys! They aren't dark. They aren't light. They're dark alleys- in the day time. What a genius idea. Join up with the Mediocrely Lit Alleys! We don't like anyone in alleys other than ours. We give out croissants with lerasium inside of them. Genius, I know. They're not on the sales package, like the Light Alley, but they aren't deadly like the Dark Alley! The best of both worlds! We aren't above sabotaging our fellow bakers, but we don't experiment on them either. And by the way, our Alleys are teleportation and timetravel and illusion proof. = Medium Level-y, Winter Cloud Member List: 1. Winter Cloud Sign me up! I am now both light and mediocre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted September 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Welcome to the Middle Side. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThirdGen Posted September 24, 2015 Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 Welcome to the Middle Side. What makes a man turn middle? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of centrality? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted September 24, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2015 I AM DEVOTION. I WAS HERE FIRST. AND I AM DEVOTED TO CHAOS. "I am Winter. I was here second, in the middle. And I'm stuck in the middle. Now I have a headache." I AM RUIN. I WAS HERE THIRD. AND I AM HERE TO CAUSE MAYHEM. /\ That is what turned me to the middle side. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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