game Three Word Story Part 3: Doors Never Die

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

Was the Weirdest

[Mailliw73 he/him]

And lamest of

[GreyPilgrim he/him]

his book series

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

. So he burned

Edited May 5, 2014 by The Only Joe

[Mailliw73 he/him]

The stick to 

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

Make the room

 

(Smell something? maybe?)

[el_warko he/him]

look less like

 

(Joe: you have no idea how hard it was for me not go completly non-sequiter and write something along the lines of eat blue cheese or Brandon sat down).

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

Dyring's Inn. But

[el_warko he/him]

it failed woefully.

[Lightsworn Panda he/him]

The stick reappeared

[GreyPilgrim he/him]

, consumed a greatshell

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

And Turned Evil.

[el_warko he/him]

Lord Evil Stick

[Mailliw73 he/him]

died tragically from

[GreyPilgrim he/him]

being Soulcast by

[SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him]

her imperial majesty

[Mailliw73 he/him]

, Lift, the Empress

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

Of the Moon.

[Lightsworn Panda he/him]

Lift then collapsed,

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

But was Lifted

 

(See what I did there?)

[el_warko he/him]

metaphorically; literally however

[SmurfAquamarineBodies he/him]

She was held

[Jo and the Bush all/any]

Down by Shiny

[Edgedancer he/him]

,the awakend lamp

[Chaos he/him]

, who slapped her.