Thermophile he/him Posted November 26, 2015 Posted November 26, 2015 Tightened security against an Epic? 1
Patrick Star Posted December 25, 2015 Posted December 25, 2015 (edited) Or maybe I'll just stay in Philly as a 76ers fan. Representing that 1-30 record Knowing Epics, they'd be too sadistic to put me out of my misery. Edit: The 76ers are actually 1-30, not 1-29 like I had said. But at this point, I could probably just put 1-whatever, and they'll get there. Edited December 26, 2015 by Patrick Star 1
Patrick Star Posted December 26, 2015 Posted December 26, 2015 I would try to go to the moon. Um. You do realize you'd be walking straight into Calamity, right? Not great for hiding.
Stormgate he/him Posted December 26, 2015 Posted December 26, 2015 There is confusion about whether Calamity is even there. Calamity can be seen everywhere in the world, and even appeared through Nightwielder's cloud of darkness. Calamity isn't really there.
Lopen he/him Posted December 27, 2015 Posted December 27, 2015 If someone I knew became an epic I'd go stick around Sanderson, cuz I'm sure he'd think of a way to overcome any epic!
Lopen he/him Posted December 27, 2015 Posted December 27, 2015 If my sister became an epic I would probably blast kpop as loud as I could and show her the latest dank memes. She'd definitely melt. I can hear her listening to kpop whilst giggling very loudly. lol 1
Stormgate he/him Posted December 27, 2015 Posted December 27, 2015 If my brother became an Epic... it would not be good.
Voidus Posted December 27, 2015 Posted December 27, 2015 Actually given the fact that I have about 1000 pages of Epic power ideas and uses I think I could probably just bargain my way out of getting killed by any loved-one Epics.
Patrick Star Posted December 29, 2015 Posted December 29, 2015 Oh look, a second win. True sadisticness there. Dangling glimmers of hope in the void, then extinguishing them.
Thermophile he/him Posted December 30, 2015 Posted December 30, 2015 Actually given the fact that I have about 1000 pages of Epic power ideas and uses I think I could probably just bargain my way out of getting killed by any loved-one Epics. That would get you thirty seconds, tops
Voidus Posted December 31, 2015 Posted December 31, 2015 That would get you thirty seconds, tops I couldn't even begin to get through my ideas related to Epic powers in thirty seconds. I'd die from old age before I got through it all.
Patrick Star Posted January 27, 2016 Posted January 27, 2016 Holy crap! My 76ers are actually 6-9 in the last 15 games! We're not actually the most hopeless team in the league anymore! Looks like I'm going to be a Nets fan in the inevitable epic apocalypse.
Bluest she/her Posted April 7, 2017 Posted April 7, 2017 I had to necropost this, it was just too good If one of my family members became an epic I'd be off pretty good if it were one of my siblings, especially Reed as he has no sense whatsoever. I'd probably chop off my hair, dye it, buy colored eye lenses, get all the essentials (food, water, books, notebooks, pencils, and like $60), get as far away as possible (probably somewhere cold because my family knows I can't stand the cold for too long), find an orphanage (I'm twelve) and hide there and hope they don't find me until I am an adult.
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