Edgedancer he/him Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 ....Maybe.... ...Well I can deal with Backtrack and Metronome... Shiny Sparkle might be a bit of a problem.
Mailliw73 he/him Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 You think you can deal with the mighty METRONOME?! Fool of a vanilla. 3
Voidus Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 I'm strongly of the opinion that Shinys opening pickup line should be: "One way or another I am going to blow your mind." 5
Edgedancer he/him Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 (edited) I'm strongly of the opinion that Shinys opening pickup line should be: "One way or another I am going to blow your mind." That's... actually a pretty good line for her. Edited September 14, 2015 by Edgedancer 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 14, 2015 Author Posted September 14, 2015 That's... actually a pretty good line for her. It's what I like to call "threatmantic."
Edgedancer he/him Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 It's what I like to call "threatmantic." An art she perfected by accident once she turned into the most explosive bombshell of them all. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 14, 2015 Author Posted September 14, 2015 An art she perfected by accident once she turned into the most explosive bombshell of them all. An incident unfortunately cut from all printings of Awful First Dates because the editors thought she was making it up.
Voidus Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 "You're so...""Explosive? Sparkling?""Orange.""What?""Well it's like how orange is a fruit and a colour and you're attractive and clever.""Ok. Leave the puns to me from now on David."Calamity had a number of surprises for WHIO. 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 An incident unfortunately cut from all printings of Awful First Dates because the editors thought she was making it up. Please, Shiny Sparkle doesn't have any bad dates. "You're so..." "Explosive? Sparkling?" "Orange." "What?" "Well it's like how orange is a fruit and a colour and you're attractive and clever." "Ok. Leave the puns to me from now on David." Calamity had a number of surprises for WHIO. For context, who is David talking to?
Voidus Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 Please, Shiny Sparkle doesn't have any bad dates. For context, who is David talking to? She has good dates and... prematurely deceased dates. Shiny Sparkle if that was not clear Because what David really needs while dealing with a sociopathic nigh-omnipotent former mentor is a flirtatious teleporter making Firefight jealous. 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 She has good dates and... prematurely deceased dates. Shiny Sparkle if that was not clear Because what David really needs while dealing with a sociopathic nigh-omnipotent former mentor is a flirtatious teleporter making Firefight jealous. Hey, it's not like she's going to kill any of her dates. A teleporter would be useful to the team and they can always share.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 14, 2015 Author Posted September 14, 2015 She has good dates and... prematurely deceased dates. Shiny Sparkle if that was not clear Because what David really needs while dealing with a sociopathic nigh-omnipotent former mentor is a flirtatious teleporter making Firefight jealous. Just when I thought love triangles were uniformly boring. 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 Just when I thought love triangles were uniformly boring. Flirtatious exploding teleporters tend to spice things up.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 14, 2015 Author Posted September 14, 2015 Flirtatious exploding teleporters tend to spice things up. Is Prof her type? Or Cody? How about Mizzy?
Kobold King he/him Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 Shiny Sparkle has the body of an eighteen year-old supermodel! It's in her basement. She'll show it to you if you like. 6
Voidus Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 Is Prof her type? Or Cody? How about Mizzy? Tia? She could teleport in cola for her.
Edgedancer he/him Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 Is Prof her type? Or Cody? How about Mizzy? Prof depends on how murderous he's feeling at the moment, although his brooding side pre Firefight gets points, Cody I'm not that sure actually and Mizzy would turn her absolute lovey-dovey almost immediately.
Kobold King he/him Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 Prof depends on how murderous he's feeling at the moment, although his brooding side pre Firefight gets points, Cody I'm not that sure actually and Mizzy would turn her absolute lovey-dovey almost immediately. She's not allowed anywhere near Mizzy. 2
Quiver he/him Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 >>Create Salem for Epic combat arena >>Make a bunch of Epics who can't fight in the arena. I find it funny. 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 She's not allowed anywhere near Mizzy. I know Kobold I know. You don't want her to steal your waifu. >>Create Salem for Epic combat arena >>Make a bunch of Epics who can't fight in the arena. I find it funny. It happens.Start Corvallis for low action and intrigue Commence gigantic fight scene! 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 14, 2015 Author Posted September 14, 2015 She's not allowed anywhere near Mizzy. At least Obliteration isn't her type.
Edgedancer he/him Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 At least Obliteration isn't her type. Mizzy's or Shiny's because one of those options is a rather strenuous assumption.
Kobold King he/him Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 Mizzy's or Shiny's because one of those options is a rather strenuous assumption. Mizzy's type is scrawny <20 year-olds who take too long to write their RP posts. Or at least, it is in my headcanon. 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted September 14, 2015 Author Posted September 14, 2015 Mizzy's or Shiny's because one of those options is a rather strenuous assumption. Maybe I should've put it another way: Shiny doesn't seem like Obliteration's type. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted September 14, 2015 Posted September 14, 2015 Maybe I should've put it another way: Shiny doesn't seem like Obliteration's type. I'm pretty sure Obliteration is only interested in women who know at least one verse from the book of Revelation. 1
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