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Can you stop, please? No one wants to see that, and you're just going to get yourself in trouble.

Edit: Saved by a mod. Thanks.

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WOOHOO!

Twi, you are awesome. Keep applying. Your resume is fantastic and someone somewhere will appreciate your genius and employ you.

Thanks. ^_^ I've applied to a few other places as well, and I've tried broadening my search to academic libraries too. Unfortunately, most of those want 2-3 years minimum of of university library experience, which I don't have. :/ and museums tend to want about the same.

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What is the point of -1 down voting people on the random stuff topic. Dat stupid

 

Random I don't mind. Morbid, graphic humor like your baby joke is something that I'm not terribly fond of, and frankly not something I come to this thread to see. Therefore I gave it a downvote--one of the few downvotes I've given on this board.

 

I like random. Keep your randomness clever and free of graphic violence, and I'll have nothing but upvotes for you. ;)

 

 

Just applied for a job in Red Oak, TX. Had to fight my brain threatening a "you're not going to get this, your resume is pathetic, just quit while you're ahead" panic attack every step of the way, but I applied!

 

Good for you! Hope you get the job. I'll be praying. :)

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What is the point of -1 down voting people on the random stuff topic. Dat stupid

Just....try filtering your thoughts before you hit Post. Imagine you're reading your post to whoever you happen to be sitting next to on the bus or some other form of public transportation. If there's a better-than-average chance they'd laugh, sympathize, or strike up a conversation with you, then go ahead and post it. If it's more likely this friendly stranger would give you an odd look and change seats without saying anything, you may want to edit it. There's an art to being random, but it mostly involves some forethought. :)

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Apple's airplane mode is a ripoff, too.....but Siri gives the best answer to "What is 0 divided by 0?" :ph34r:

I was just about to post what happened when I asked her that! :o :O

"Imagine you have zero cookies shared by zero friends. And Cookie Monster is sad because there are no cookies. And you are sad because you have no friends." (That was from memory)

What's even better is when you ask her why fire trucks are red:

"Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight is twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seven seas, and in the seas are fish, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always "Russian" around."

Siri is the true master of being random. :P

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One minute Siri is reminding you that 0/0 doesn't make sense; the next, she's marrying the God-King and wearing brightly colored dresses with plunging necklines. What's a big sister to do? -_-:P

 

Travel to the exotic and sinful land of Appledren to set things right? :P

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She'll have to install the Awaken.0 app if she wants a chance to use all of that Breath she downloaded. :ph34r:

 

She didn't want that Breath at all, but as the mercenary computer geeks keep telling her, it's impossible to return an app once downloaded. :P

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I just bought myself a birthday present!  It's a card game called Exploding Kittens.

 

....there might be something wrong with me.

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I just bought myself a birthday present! It's a card game called Exploding Kittens.

....there might be something wrong with me.

Namely that I'm not there to play it with you? :ph34r::P

I made a Tumblr so I could follow a few book snark blogs without my phone tweaking out on me. The app wanted me to follow five blogs, so I typed in "pugs" and now I've followed every pug blog it's suggested I can't stop myself I think I need help.

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I made a Tumblr so I could follow a few book snark blogs without my phone tweaking out on me. The app wanted me to follow five blogs, so I typed in "pugs" and now I've followed every pug blog it's suggested I can't stop myself I think I need help.

 

That's how it stops. One day you'll be too firmly embedded in Tumblr to get out, and you'll find yourself filling your own with pictures of Mollie and Bruno. You will tumble deeper and deeper into the Tumblr. :P

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I just bought myself a birthday present!  It's a card game called Exploding Kittens.

 

....there might be something wrong with me.

It's your birthday? Congratulations! :lol:

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I just bought myself a birthday present!  It's a card game called Exploding Kittens.

 

....there might be something wrong with me.

Happy Birthday!

...so, ya'll remember me asking in the creation forum if 'antlered animals' were a good thing to start building a culture out if?

I've been doing a little research into deer (because...antlers), and have made a decision.

At least one place in that world is going to have Chinese Water Deer instead.

Why?

Because instead of antlers, water deer have tusks that extend out of their mouths. This has led to them being referee to as vampire deer.

I will have a character proudly display a pelt they skinned from one of those.

"This? This is the pelt of a killer."

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Happy Birthday!

...so, ya'll remember me asking in the creation forum if 'antlered animals' were a good thing to start building a culture out if?

I've been doing a little research into deer (because...antlers), and have made a decision.

At least one place in that world is going to have Chinese Water Deer instead.

Why?

Because instead of antlers, water deer have tusks that extend out of their mouths. This has led to them being referee to as vampire deer.

I will have a character proudly display a pelt they skinned from one of those.

"This? This is the pelt of a killer."

*displays its tusks*

"And these are the antlers it used to have in its mouth!"

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Happy Birthday!

...so, ya'll remember me asking in the creation forum if 'antlered animals' were a good thing to start building a culture out if?

I've been doing a little research into deer (because...antlers), and have made a decision.

At least one place in that world is going to have Chinese Water Deer instead.

Why?

Because instead of antlers, water deer have tusks that extend out of their mouths. This has led to them being referee to as vampire deer.

I will have a character proudly display a pelt they skinned from one of those.

"This? This is the pelt of a killer."

 

 

:lol:

 

 

By the way, for anyone who doesn't know what one of these looks like:

 

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Filling out a survey for my ap physics teacher like

What do you hope to learn from this course?

Science!

What do you hope to do with this knowledge?

My own science!

What are your expectations of this class?

Science 24/7
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We were driving past a McDonald's on the way to Publix and my sister looks out the window and says,

"Eew McDonald's!? We're never gonna go there!!"

Nice to know we've given here the proper predjuduces. B)

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