Edgedancer he/him Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 I don't think Daddy will give her special consideration here. Unless it's to ground her. "But Dad, She'll be Safe with me and I even promise I'll wait until she's legal until I do anything more than cuddling her, so please please please!" 2
Kobold King he/him Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 "But Dad, She'll be Safe with me and I even promise I'll wait until she's legal until I do anything more than cuddling her, so please please please!" "Uh huh. She's not even visiting without a personal supply of [DATA EXPUNGED], so don't get any ideas." I have no intention of getting rid of Sam any time soon, but I'm curious to hear your proposition nonetheless.
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 "Uh huh. She's not even visiting without a personal supply of [DATA EXPUNGED], so don't get any ideas." I have no intention of getting rid of Sam any time soon, but I'm curious to hear your proposition nonetheless. "Alright, I think that would look good on her as jewlery. Seems like I'll have to help into a fitting dress. Hehe" "No." "Mom, Dad isn't letting me play with my friends!" "Darling, do as your father tells you to or I'll invite aunt Rhonda over." "No! Everything but that." Oh you know, exclusive fan-fic, comic and WHOOC rights to my characters, splitting the profit made from selling her to the highest bidder (I'm willing to exclude Nighthound), a [DATA REDACTED] potion to deal with Lucentia and maybe I'll would even throw in Nighthound tied to a chair at your mercy. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 "Alright, I think that would look good on her as jewlery. Seems like I'll have to help into a fitting dress. Hehe" "No." "Mom, Dad isn't letting me play with my friends!" "Darling, do as your father tells you to or I'll invite aunt Rhonda over." "No! Everything but that." Oh you know, exclusive fan-fic, comic and WHOOC rights to my characters, splitting the profit made from selling her to the highest bidder (I'm willing to exclude Nighthound), a [DATA REDACTED] potion to deal with Lucentia and maybe I'll would even throw in Nighthound tied to a chair at your mercy. You make a tempting offer. But who exactly is this highest bidder? Of all your characters there are only two who would treat Sam right, and only one Sam would be comfortable around. And the threat of Aunt Rhonda is enough to control Shiny now? Good to know. 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 You make a tempting offer. But who exactly is this highest bidder? Of all your characters there are only two who would treat Sam right, and only one Sam would be comfortable around. And the threat of Aunt Rhonda is enough to control Shiny now? Good to know. It's currently a match between Lucentia and Shiny Sparkle, however I am willing to go for a lesser bidder, if it helps to drive the bargain. It's certainly quite the wip but over exposure might cause it to stop stinging.
Voidus Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 Neverthere's in the market for a new best friend, her last one is unfortunately Nighthound contaminated and must be burned with fire now. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted July 16, 2015 Author Posted July 16, 2015 Neverthere's in the market for a new best friend, her last one is unfortunately Nighthound contaminated and must be burned with fire now. Nighthound is also Nighthound contaminated and must be burned with fire. Although, if you think about it, Portland and Astoria are both Nighthound contaminated and must be.... I think I know Obliteration's motive in coming to Oregon now. 2
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 Neverthere's in the market for a new best friend, her last one is unfortunately Nighthound contaminated and must be burned with fire now. Well, why try to safe your friends, if you can simply burn them. Sadly, I don't think we'll be able to make this deal, given Kobold's moral code but maybe I could interest you in some of my other merchandise. Say, what are you searching for exactly, ser?
mail-mi he/him Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 Neverthere's in the market for a new best friend, her last one is unfortunately Nighthound contaminated and must be burned with fire now. Well, there's a certain time traveller/teleporter available....
Voidus Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 Well, why try to safe your friends, if you can simply burn them. Sadly, I don't think we'll be able to make this deal, given Kobold's moral code but maybe I could interest you in some of my other merchandise. Say, what are you searching for exactly, ser? She's not exactly fond of putting in effort to preserve human life. A young friend with an impish sense of humour and a low view of human morality?
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 She's not exactly fond of putting in effort to preserve human life. A young friend with an impish sense of humour and a low view of human morality? Never would have guessed. Hmm, would she be willing to move to Astoria?
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted July 16, 2015 Author Posted July 16, 2015 Never would have guessed. Hmm, would she be willing to move to Astoria? "And lo, the angel of The Lord looked upon Astoria, upon the friendship of Bloody Mary and Neverthere, and such was the vileness of its inhabitants that the angel exchanged his trenchcoat for a level three hazmat suit." 3
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 "And lo, the angel of The Lord looked upon Astoria, upon the friendship of Bloody Mary and Neverthere, and such was the vileness of its inhabitants that the angel exchanged his trenchcoat for a level three hazmat suit." And worst of all, it would mean that she gets close ties to the Jäger family.
Voidus Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 Never would have guessed. Hmm, would she be willing to move to Astoria? I think Astoria is actually inside her range now, I set it to be pretty big since she has no secondary's to utilize with it, so if she had a reason to then she'd project there but she's not likely to move there physically without a very good reason.
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 I think Astoria is actually inside her range now, I set it to be pretty big since she has no secondary's to utilize with it, so if she had a reason to then she'd project there but she's not likely to move there physically without a very good reason. Well, aranging that shouldn't be impossible.
Voidus Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 Well, aranging that shouldn't be impossible. Given that Neverthere's somewhat informally allied herself with Lightwards Lucentia could pretty easily talk her into being used for communication with Astoria if needed.
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 Given that Neverthere's somewhat informally allied herself with Lightwards Lucentia could pretty easily talk her into being used for communication with Astoria if needed. That's one option. Lightwards using her for a "find dirt on my allies"-mission similair to the one he send Backtrack on might also work.
Voidus Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 That's one option. Lightwards using her for a "find dirt on my allies"-mission similair to the one he send Backtrack on might also work. That works too, pretty much as soon as she hears about Bloody Mary she'd want to find her, being able to spy on someone who is themselves a spymaster is the sort of plan she'd come up with, even if it'd likely end with an irritated Mary seeking out her real body and exploding it or something
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 That works too, pretty much as soon as she hears about Bloody Mary she'd want to find her, being able to spy on someone who is themselves a spymaster is the sort of plan she'd come up with, even if it'd likely end with an irritated Mary seeking out her real body and exploding it or something All she needs is to react well to a question along the lines of "should I stab out her eyes with her own ribs or slowly cut away her hands" and they would be instant BFFs.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted July 16, 2015 Author Posted July 16, 2015 All she needs is to react well to a question along the lines of "should I stab out her eyes with her own ribs or slowly cut away her hands" and they would be instant BFFs. I'm tempted to give them each another entry on the ATTD List just for that, but I'm limiting entries to in-game events.
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 (edited) I'm tempted to give them each another entry on the ATTD List just for that, but I'm limiting entries to in-game events. Patience, young keeper of the ATTD List, your time shall come. Edited July 16, 2015 by Edgedancer
Voidus Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 I'm tempted to give them each another entry on the ATTD List just for that, but I'm limiting entries to in-game events. With the exception of Metronome whose power is so great that it can be perceived even without a single canonical post with him in it. All she needs is to react well to a question along the lines of "should I stab out her eyes with her own ribs or slowly cut away her hands" and they would be instant BFFs. Well she's generally more inclined to just kill people than torture them but she'd definitely be open to expanding her evil horizons.
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 With the exception of Metronome whose power is so great that it can be perceived even without a single canonical post with him in it. Well she's generally more inclined to just kill people than torture them but she'd definitely be open to expanding her evil horizons. Fear him! Hard to torture people, if she isn't there physically, I'd imagine, oh well, she'll have to teach her. Now we only need Kobold to figure out how to set up Lightwards into giving the order... and who to sell Sam to.
Edgedancer he/him Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 With the exception of Metronome whose power is so great that it can be perceived even without a single canonical post with him in it. Well she's generally more inclined to just kill people than torture them but she'd definitely be open to expanding her evil horizons. Fear him! Hard to torture people, if you aren't there physically, I'd imagine. Now we only need Kobold to figure out how to have Lightwards give her the order.
Voidus Posted July 16, 2015 Posted July 16, 2015 Fear him! Hard to torture people, if she isn't there physically, I'd imagine, oh well, she'll have to teach her. Now we only need Kobold to figure out how to set up Lightwards into giving the order... and who to sell Sam to. Or else he shall dispense his most heinous of punishments upon you and tell you that the time is actually five seconds earlier than it really is and then you'll be a bit late for something and you'll be really embarassed. FEAR THE GREAT METRONOME!!! Yeah pretty much, she is fond of mind games though so her personalities certainly a good fit for it, she just doesn't have a lot of opportunity. 1
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