mail-mi he/him Posted June 1, 2015 Posted June 1, 2015 I want to WHOOC this so much right now. Would Vondra be the strict teacher that tells the kids to stop using their toys or else they'll be expelled? 2
Kobold King he/him Posted June 1, 2015 Posted June 1, 2015 (edited) Koschei the Deathless marched into the playhouse, pacifier in hand, the purple blankie he carried around trailing behind him. Snowflakes fell, catching on his blankie and sticking in his hair, and he irritably stuck the pacifier in his mouth. Lil' Barrett Springfield had betrayed him. A wedgie and a wet willie, and he had chosen to push Haze into the sandbox over a swirlie for his brother. When he ordered Haze and Headshot into the playhouse, Koschei had been certain their discomforts would keep the Springfields firmly under his drool-drenched thumb. Yet Barrett had betrayed. Two painful wedgies, and he still betrayed. Edited June 1, 2015 by Kobold King 4
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 1, 2015 Author Posted June 1, 2015 Koschei the Deathless marched into the playhouse, pacifier in hand, the purple blankie he carried around trailing behind him. Snowflakes fell, catching on his blankie and sticking in his hair, and he irritably stuck the pacifier in his mouth. Lil' Barrett Springfield had betrayed him. A wedgie and a wet willie, and he had chosen to push Haze into the sandbox over a swirlie for his brother. When he ordered Haze and Headshot into the playhouse, Koschei had been certain their discomforts would keep the Springfields firmly under his drool-drenched thumb. Yet Barrett had betrayed. Two painful wedgies, and he still betrayed. This made me lol. Though I'm now wondering what kind of preschool phase leads a kid to call himself "Koschei the Deathless." 1
Curiosity he/him Posted June 1, 2015 Posted June 1, 2015 I can't help but think of this as a series of TV shows. Latest Reckonerverse Update: "What Happened in Portland has been confirmed for a 3rd Season, after ending on a thrilling cliffhanger of Altermind's weakness being revealed. Executives TwiLyghtSansSparkles and Kobold King have announced a fourth spinoff called What Happened in Corvallis headed by Winter and Comatose. Salem, Astoria, and the Dalles are all expected to fill in the mid-season gap at varying intervals while answering portions of the all-encompassing question. Fan speculation about another holiday special is rampant following the wild success of What Happened in Calamityville. In an exclusive interview, Kobold said that the creative staff is 'extremely excited' for the release of Calamity and that they are 'interested in the possibility of incorporating Obliteration into Oregon's destruction.'" 8
Blaze1616 he/him Posted June 1, 2015 Posted June 1, 2015 I think my favorite part about Redeemed!Deathwish is how Arsenal is somehow always the one getting the raw end of the apology. Though the images of Deathwish crying his eyes out is a close second. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 1, 2015 Author Posted June 1, 2015 I think my favorite part about Redeemed!Deathwish is how Arsenal is somehow always the one getting the raw end of the apology. Though the images of Deathwish crying his eyes out is a close second. It's not Deathwish's fault that so many people in The Dalles think making Arsenal angry is good, clean fun. Though it is his fault for stealing the couch. That was all Deathwish's idea. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted June 1, 2015 Posted June 1, 2015 "What Happened in Portland has been confirmed for a 3rd Season, after ending on a thrilling cliffhanger of Altermind's weakness being revealed. Executives TwiLyghtSansSparkles and Kobold King have announced a fourth spinoff called What Happened in Corvallis headed by Winter and Comatose. Salem, Astoria, and the Dalles are all expected to fill in the mid-season gap at varying intervals while answering portions of the all-encompassing question. Fan speculation about another holiday special is rampant following the wild success of What Happened in Calamityville. In an exclusive interview, Kobold said that the creative staff is 'extremely excited' for the release of Calamity and that they are 'interested in the possibility of incorporating Obliteration into Oregon's destruction.'" "In addition, it has recently been leaked that yet another actor has been selected to play Nighthound, after the first five have all suffered from mental breakdowns related to the role. See Page 24 for the spirited debate whether Nighthound should be killed off or replaced with a CGI stand-in." It's not Deathwish's fault that so many people in The Dalles think making Arsenal angry is good, clean fun. Though it is his fault for stealing the couch. That was all Deathwish's idea. It is a fun pasttime. ...Though one I'm afraid I'll have to discourage with the next Arsenal post where he reacts to Scribbler. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 1, 2015 Author Posted June 1, 2015 It is a fun pasttime. ...Though one I'm afraid I'll have to discourage with the next Arsenal post where he reacts to Scribbler. It's okay. Redeemed!Deathwish can handle angry!Arsenal. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted June 1, 2015 Posted June 1, 2015 It's okay. Redeemed!Deathwish can handle angry!Arsenal. In the magical world of the Cokeverse, maybe. In this world he's more likely to suggest forcing her wear a collar and a bikini as a form of punishment. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 1, 2015 Author Posted June 1, 2015 In the magical world of the Cokeverse, maybe. In this world he's more likely to suggest forcing her wear a collar and a bikini as a form of punishment. At least Vondra and Arsenal would both see that punishment as immoral. 1
Edgedancer he/him Posted June 1, 2015 Posted June 1, 2015 (edited) In the magical world of the Cokeverse, maybe. In this world he's more likely to suggest forcing her wear a collar and a bikini as a form of punishment. Did we ever talk about how Deathwish and Nighthound would get a Kong? :s Edit: or along unter langsame autocorect is wird. Edited June 1, 2015 by Edgedancer 1
Kobold King he/him Posted June 1, 2015 Posted June 1, 2015 At least Vondra and Arsenal would both see that punishment as immoral. That is a very good thing indeed. Which means Deathwish will have to stick to trying to convince Lucy and Emma that they need to dress like this to properly fight crime. Did we ever talk about how Deathwish and Nighthound would get a Kong? :s Edit: or along unter langsame autocorect is wird. I fully sympathize with autocorrect.... but I'm still having trouble keeping myself from imagining Deathwish and Nighthound buying an enormous dinosaur-killing gorilla from the local petshop. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 1, 2015 Author Posted June 1, 2015 That is a very good thing indeed. Which means Deathwish will have to stick to trying to convince Lucy and Emma that they need to dress like this to properly fight crime. I fully sympathize with autocorrect.... but I'm still having trouble keeping myself from imagining Deathwish and Nighthound buying an enormous dinosaur-killing gorilla from the local petshop. Are you sure he was a criminal low-life before Calamity? Because I'm pretty sure Edgar Hawke could've had a lucrative career as an artist for DC Comics. ....I thought that's what they were going to get. 1
Curious Anamaximder he/him Posted June 1, 2015 Posted June 1, 2015 Is anyone going to post on What happened in Salem?
Kobold King he/him Posted June 1, 2015 Posted June 1, 2015 (edited) Are you sure he was a criminal low-life before Calamity? Because I'm pretty sure Edgar Hawke could've had a lucrative career as an artist for DC Comics. ....I thought that's what they were going to get. Now I'm imagining WHIO as a DC comics series. "Boss?" "Yes?" "I just want to say, we need a new artist for our Dalles comic." "What? What's wrong with our artist?" "Well... remember Scribbler?" "The hot one?" "...The fact that you think of her like that proves there's something wrong. She's fifteen. And Hawk--though he's a great artist--well let's face it. He's drawing her with so little clothing, the bikini she's wearing would barely cover a small monkey." "Uh huh." "It's kind of a slontzey thing to do. Sexualizing an underage character like that. I mean, she's practically naked." "Now that's an exaggeration. She ain't naked--she's covered in tattoos!" "You and I have very different standards, sir." Edited June 1, 2015 by Kobold King 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 1, 2015 Author Posted June 1, 2015 Now I'm imagining WHIO as a DC comics series. "Boss?" "Yes?" "I just want to say, we need a new artist for our Dalles comic." "What? What's wrong with our artist?" "Well... remember Scribbler?" "The hot one?" "...The fact that you think of her like that proves there's something wrong. She's fifteen. And Hawk--though he's a great artist--well let's face it. He's drawing her with so little clothing, the bikini she's wearing would barely cover a small monkey." "Uh huh." "It's kind of a slontzey thing to do. Sexualizing an underage character like that. I mean, she's practically naked." "Now that's an exaggeration. She ain't naked--she's covered in tattoos!" "You and I have very different standards, sir." It says a lot about DC's treatment of female characters that the guy criticizing Scribbler's skimpy costume is the most unrealistic part of that conversation. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted June 1, 2015 Posted June 1, 2015 It says a lot about DC's treatment of female characters that the guy criticizing Scribbler's skimpy costume is the most unrealistic part of that conversation. "You again?" "Yes, sir. I wanted to go on the record against something else." "Duly noted." "I'm not finished. I haven't even started yet." "damnation." "I think Autumn Glass is being visually represented in an unrealistic light." "How so?" "Well, I think, considering she's an ordained minister and town counselor, her attire's a bit revealing. It doesn't fit with her character." "What do you mean? She wears jeans and a flannel shirt." "Short jeans. Jeans that are so short, an inchworm could crawl from the waist to the cuff in a few arches of its back." "So she shows some leg. It gets hot in The Dalles!" "Yes, I'm aware of that. That was the slogan of the swimsuit issue, if I recall correctly. That doesn't explain the flannel shirt." "What? Is it too much? She might get overheated?" "I don't see how that could happen. Considering it's basically a thin stretch of flannel-patterned cloth hung over her breasts. I'm just saying, it doesn't make sense that an ordained minister of Autumn's personality would cut holes in all her shirts to show her cleavage and midriff." "Duly noted." "Thank you, sir. Maybe when the feminists storm this place they'll leave me intact..." 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 1, 2015 Author Posted June 1, 2015 "You again?" "Yes, sir. I wanted to go on the record against something else." "Duly noted." "I'm not finished. I haven't even started yet." "damnation." "I think Autumn Glass is being visually represented in an unrealistic light." "How so?" "Well, I think, considering she's an ordained minister and town counselor, her attire's a bit revealing. It doesn't fit with her character." "What do you mean? She wears jeans and a flannel shirt." "Short jeans. Jeans that are so short, an inchworm could crawl from the waist to the cuff in a few arches of its back." "So she shows some leg. It gets hot in The Dalles!" "Yes, I'm aware of that. That was the slogan of the swimsuit issue, if I recall correctly. That doesn't explain the flannel shirt." "What? Is it too much? She might get overheated?" "I don't see how that could happen. Considering it's basically a thin stretch of flannel-patterned cloth hung over her breasts. I'm just saying, it doesn't make sense that an ordained minister of Autumn's personality would cut holes in all her shirts to show her cleavage and midriff." "Duly noted." "Thank you, sir. Maybe when the feminists storm this place they'll leave me intact..." The worst part of this conversation is that I hadn't envisioned Autumn as very (ahem) well endowed. DC artists would see this as a travesty and change the character design at once. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted June 1, 2015 Posted June 1, 2015 The worst part of this conversation is that I hadn't envisioned Autumn as very (ahem) well endowed. DC artists would see this as a travesty and change the character design at once. At risk of sounding like a pervert, the only character I do envision that way is Shiny Sparkle. On that note, the final entry in this dialogue series: "Sir?" * sigh * "What is it this time? Upset about Shiny Sparkle's new costume? Want her to cover her belly? Want to get her out of that thong and into a pair of jeans?" "No sir." "...what? You... you don't?" "No, my compliments to the artist. That actually fits her very well." "Huh. Well, good to hear it." "I'm here to talk about Koschei terrorizing The Dalles without a shirt on. And his final topless battle with Remington Springfield." 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 1, 2015 Author Posted June 1, 2015 At risk of sounding like a pervert, the only character I do envision that way is Shiny Sparkle. On that note, the final entry in this dialogue series: "Sir?" * sigh * "What is it this time? Upset about Shiny Sparkle's new costume? Want her to cover her belly? Want to get her out of that thong and into a pair of jeans?" "No sir." "...what? You... you don't?" "No, my compliments to the artist. That actually fits her very well." "Huh. Well, good to hear it." "I'm here to talk about Koschei terrorizing The Dalles without a shirt on. And his final topless battle with Remington Springfield." Koschei's shirtless invasion of The Dalles, culminating in a topless battle against Remington Springfield in the snow, possibly at night, on Mount Hood where the temperature drops quite a bit when the sun goes down? Yeah, sounds like DC. 1
Blaze1616 he/him Posted June 1, 2015 Posted June 1, 2015 You know, I will say that DC has been getting a little better. The women still have outlandishly sized busts (though the new characters tend to be more realistic), but their outfits have been getting better. I mean, look at the Star Sapphires. New 52 Green Lantern #1 shows a Carol Ferris Star Sapphire with a large portion of exposed skin. Flip a few issues later and all of the exposed skin has become black cloth (or light, I guess is more correct). It may have been a change of artists, but regardless the Star Sapphires are no longer scantily clad, but now almost fully covered. Definite improvement, but still not where it should be... 1
Kobold King he/him Posted June 1, 2015 Posted June 1, 2015 Koschei's shirtless invasion of The Dalles, culminating in a topless battle against Remington Springfield in the snow, possibly at night, on Mount Hood where the temperature drops quite a bit when the sun goes down? Yeah, sounds like DC. Now I almost want to introduce a former comic artist turned fabric manipulator, who uses his powers to passively "improve" the costumes of every character in his vicinity. 1
Curious Anamaximder he/him Posted June 1, 2015 Posted June 1, 2015 (edited) Costumer: Primary Power: Manipulation of cloth. Costumer can summon, destroy, grow or shrink cloth. Secondary power: Fashion sense. (no explantion needed) Weakness: Clowns Backround: Costumer was a costumer Edited June 1, 2015 by Venture Mistborn 2
Kobold King he/him Posted June 1, 2015 Posted June 1, 2015 Costumer: Primary Power: Manipulation of cloth. Costumer can summon, destroy, grow or shrink cloth. Secondary power: Fashion sense. (no explantion needed) Weakness: Clowns Backround: Costumer was a costumer I was going to call him the Fan Servor, but that works too. 2
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