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Mistrunner looks up from her books distractedly. "Oh- person- hello," she says. "Um- yes. Of course. Speak ye the words and... yeah..." She disappears behind her stack again awkwardly.

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I have compelled a list of Surges:

 

Rereading

 

Avoiding Social Life

 

Mumbling

 

Theorizing

 

Oregon-Breaking

 

Speculating

 

Shipping

 

Converting

 

Quipping

 

WoB Remembering

 

:DB)

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While I won't join, I really like the Alleywatcher order, any idea what kind of surges they might have? Maybe cookie giving and something else.

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Oh, yes the Alley- Watchers. Here is the list of Orders and Surges:

Oregonbreakers: Shipping and Oregonbreaking

Shipwards: Quipping and Shipping

Referencecaller: WoB Remebering and Avoiding Social Life

Theoryweavers: Theorizing and Speculating

Alley-Watchers: Converting and Avoiding Social Life

Forum Lurkers: Mumbling and WoB Remembering

Quipsmiths: Quipping and Speculating

Theorydancers: Rereading and Theorizing

Convertshapers: Converting and Mumbling

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Avoiding Social Life is only on there once, probably replaced by the third Quipping.

 

Or, instead of Edgereaders, what about Blurbreaders?

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Also, blurbreaders looks a bit like blur breaders, and though breaded chicken is all very tasty and good, it isn't quite our intent.

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Revan Karrde did some random stuff and then magically was all like, "I'm too awkward to type normal things. I need a place to go where my awkwardness will be accepted." Then, he Randomly blurted out,

"BOOKS BEFORE FRIENDS

17TH SHARD BEFORE THE REAL WORLD

RELEASE DATES BEFORE BIRTHDAYS"

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Mistrunner suddenly feels a wave of awkwardness wash over her. "A new Knight has said an oath..." she mutters. She waves an awkward hand, allowing an Awkwardspren to bond with Revan Karrde.

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Kamorian hesitantly walks into the room, attempting to both stare at his feet and the hundreds of books that line the walls.

As he approaches the throne covered in books, he silently murmurs "shshshshsh."

He then clears his throat and repeats, "what exactly does a guild do?"

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Mistrunner peers out from behind her suitcase packed with books. She clears her throat, coughs, then says "I- um - well, some of the others do things differently, but we read books. Mostly. Right now we're searching for a 25th anniversary edition of Elantris, though most people are still reading or posting on 17th Shard. You wouldn't happen to have it, would you?" she asks hopefully.

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Karen awkwardly peers into the room. 

 

"Hello...? I'd like to join...?"

 

Then she knocks down a bunch of books.

 

"Wait...is that the book you're looking for?"

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Mistrunner peers out from behind her suitcase packed with books. She clears her throat, coughs, then says "I- um - well, some of the others do things differently, but we read books. Mostly. Right now we're searching for a 25th anniversary edition of Elantris, though most people are still reading or posting on 17th Shard. You wouldn't happen to have it, would you?" she asks hopefully.

"Well, I do kind've have acess to a... um... w-well, a rather fine time machine. N-not that I know how to use it of course, but..." At this Kamorian trails off nervously and stares back down at his feet.

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Karen awkwardly peers into the room. 

 

"Hello...? I'd like to join...?"

 

Then she knocks down a bunch of books.

 

"Wait...is that the book you're looking for?"

"I... am not sure. The only clue as to its whereabouts is this slip of paper. It has an address and a name on it." She gestures to a scrap of paper on the floor.

 

"Well, I do kind've have acess to a... um... w-well, a rather fine time machine. N-not that I know how to use it of course, but..." At this Kamorian trails off nervously and stares back down at his feet.

Mistrunners eyes widen. "Is it a TARDIS?!" she asks.

 

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Yes. Yes it does.

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          Books before friends.


           17th Shard before the real world.


 


             Release dates before birthdays.


     I will convert those who are not


      I will convince those without to buy two copies


        I will loan my extras to anyone without.


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Mistrunners eyes widen. "Is it a TARDIS?!" she asks.

"No," Kamorian responds sadly. "Just a regular everyday time machine."

After standing there silently for a moment, Kamorian makes a stunning announcement.

"I l-lied about the time machine. It doesn't exist. I thought you would let me join the Knights Awkward if I had one. I'm s-so sorry. Please  forgive me," Kamorian says, as unrealistic amounts of tears flow from his eyes. He then runs over into an unoccupied corner of the room and holds his head in his arms, being careful to not get tears on any of the books.

 

 

Note: Sorry, that was awkward.

Edited by KamorianKandra
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This is an awkward time but I guess.....

Books before friends.

17th Shard before the real world.

Release dates before birthdays.

I will convert those who are not

I will convince those without to buy two copies

I will loan my extras to anyone without

 

 

So, just a question, what happens if, hypothetically, one of your friends/relatives has a birthday on a release date?

My cousin has a birthday on shadows of self's release date. (10/6)

Guess what I'll be doing that day.

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So, just a question, what happens if, hypothetically, one of your friends/relatives has a birthday on a release date?

 

You throw them a release party, with release day cake, and release day gifts.

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Revan Karrde peers into the room full of books, walks in, and trips on thin air. Blushing, he gets up and shouts a bit too loudly, "Hi, I'm Reva-Kaladin. I guess you can call me kaladin er...something else if you want too, but...yeah. I'm wondering what do we do here once we've joined." He then proceeded to flail his arms about until he crossed them in what could be the most awkward looking position ever executed.

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