The Knights Awkward

[Alomantisist he/him]

"It's not polite to kill newcomers. They only do that in the Dark Ally, and, well... let's just not go there.

"Hi! I'm AL by the way." Says Alomantist voice full of whimsy and possibly potatoes.

[Kynedath]

"It's not polite to kill newcomers. They only do that in the Dark Ally, and, well... let's just not go there.

"Hi! I'm AL by the way." Says Alomantist voice full of whimsy and possibly potatoes.

Do you mean Alley?

[Alomantisist he/him]

"Shoot" he shrieks, and runs into a wall.

Al's sword Advice Bringer came slightly out of its scabbard in the crash. "I told you to check your spelling... why do you never listen to me you water flesh thing?"

"Shut up Advice Bringer." Al says from the floor.

Edited May 19, 2016 by Alomantisist

[jaimeleecee she/her]

Jaime giggles, she's relieved to not be the only one on the floor. She notices something.. Potatoey.. about Al, and feels at home for the first time in a long time. "MY PEOPLE!" She exclaims impulsively, and instantly returns to her red-cheeked embarrassed state.

[Kynedath]

Kynedath stands from his armchair near the wall, and walks over to Jaime. Reaching down to offer a hand back up, he says, "I see that you have only come to the knights awkward so far. Would you like me to show you around more of the shard?"

[jaimeleecee she/her]

Jaime reaches to accept Kynedath's hand, "I would appreciate that greatly," she says with a smile.

*the noob is strong in this one*

[Sunbird she/her]

Sunbird breaks off her participation in the musical-fest to give Jaime a quick hug from behind. "Oh, I love when new people arrive!" she exclaims, grasping Jaime's hand (the one Kynedath isn't holding) and pumping it up and down enthusiastically several times. After several seconds, she realizes she has been shaking hands too long and awkwardly clasps hers behind her back. "Uh, don't mind me..." She then begins singing "Still Alive" softly to herself.

[Nashan’Elin he/him]

"THIS WAS A TRIUMPH!" Nashan suddenly yells, hearing a great song from across the room.

[Sunbird she/her]

Sunbird jumps about three feet in the air at Nashan's shout, causing her voice to shoot up an octave as she sings, "I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS!"

[Nashan’Elin he/him]

"IT'S HARD TO OVERSTATE MY SATISFACTION!" Nashan realizes he's yelling. "Aperture Science!"

[Mistrunner]

Mistrunner looks up from her book to see the room in chaos, covered in bookie crumbs, and possibly on fire.

 

In other words, a normal day at the Knights Awkward HQ.

 

"I can't believe this started as a quiet, peaceful place to read," Mistrunner mumbled, getting up and tripping over her purple blanket. "Welcome Jaime to the keep of the Knights Awkward. Bookies are on that table over there. Ship bookies are on the end table by Nashan. Sodium bookies are the worst mistake I've made in my life." She frowns. "Did I forget something? I think I forgot someth- OH! Your Words are accepted, welcome to the Order of the Knights Awkward!" Mistrunner stuffs a bookie into her face to cover her embarrassment. Unfortunately, it was a Ruin bookie. "Gaah!"

 

Jasper facepalms and flies up into the rafters for some quiet.

[Sunbird she/her]

Recovering her composure somewhat, Sunbird continues singing at the top of her lungs. "WE DO WHAT WE MUST BECAUSE WE CAN!"

[Nashan’Elin he/him]

"FOR THE GOOD OF ALL OF US! Except the ones who are dead."

[CarolaDavar she/her]

"But there's no sense crying

over every mistake.

You just keep on trying

'til you run out of cake.

And the science gets done.

And you make a neat gun

for the people who are

still alive."

Carola breathes in heavily, straining to regain air, getting ready to scream the next part.

[Nashan’Elin he/him]

And then Nashan cuts Carola off. "And believe me I am still alive!"

[jaimeleecee she/her]

Jaime shakes off her stupor and shouts along, "anyway, this cake is great! It's so delicious and moist!" And then shivers from speaking that horrible word..

[Kynedath]

"GUYS!!! I have just had the best idea! We should make cookies out of cake!" Says Kynedath, apparently unaware of the cannibalism happening beside him.

 

Looking back, he sees that Winter cloud is eating Jaime. He promptly starts gnawing on Winter's leg. "Shtarp bein a cannibul! Itsh not good phor yu."

[Dustbringer12 he/him]

"Actually, it makes you more human," comments Jeirid.

[jaimeleecee she/her]

Jaime vigorously tries to shake off Summer, "THERE'S NO CAKE ITS ALL LIES!"

[Dustbringer12 he/him]

"Use your Awkwardblade," Jeirid tells Jaime. "It'll probably help. Probably."

[TheSurvivorOfFlames]

"Guys?" Peorin's spren, Valinean, asked. "Can someone tell me how this whole singing thing got started from my name being mentioned?"

"Maybe we chose the wrong faction..." Peorin whispered to the glowing figure on his shoulder.

[Dustbringer12 he/him]

"No," Jeirid responds. "Mistrunner just mistook you for a French business owner who was formerly a criminal, but became a better person after leaving jail."

[Mistrunner]

"MY NAME IS JEAN VALJEAN!" Mistrunner sings from across the room. She then wanders back into the kitchen to bake more bookies, as they were running out.

[phattemer]

WHAT THE HECK I GOTTA DOOOOO TO BE WITH YOU?

*what the heck I gotta do*

[TheSurvivorOfFlames]

"In that case," Peorin began. "We might as well join in." He nodded to his spren and it transformed into an Chinese official-looking older man riding a horse.

"I've a girl back home who's not like any other!" Valinean sang.